Rule 2.

This is a cute story! Your dad was probably thinking “ dammit! She caught me!”

Honestly, don't try to. Give her one apology and let it go, otherwise you'll act desperate and only make things worse.

That is why server power supplies normally have these little wire clips to secure the power cable.

But in the past, no one had those.

What if you use numbers for yourself primarily ?

I’m the reason my dad quit smoking. The norm was to teach scare tactics about smoking in school (I was 6 or 7, early 90’s). They told me things about how smoking kills and I went home crying hysterically and wouldn’t sleep properly for weeks. My dad quit to get me to sleep in my own bed lmao

You should have made the argument that each instance of smoking a cigarette was a breach of his agreement and that he owed you 2k per pack...

U f ed up. Multiple times.

First. If u have trauma from high school drama queen hotties, go get help. It might not cure the little bastard between your legs, but it will help with coming to terms with it so u 1 have a language about your inner feeling to express to future SOs and 2 could help you getting past it so it doest pop up and becomes an issue in suddenly, like at a party where u are way to drunk or doped. And having such a language for whats happening inside of you means you can talk to SO befre shit like this happens so she would be more understanding IF it pops its ugly head up.

Second. You picked some bad friends, if u think there is a chance they spiked your drink. Where ever u stand on drugs (banned or regulated or compleatly legal) any1 should have the right to deside what goes into their own bodies- spiking ppls drinks is an offence that takes away ppls bodily autority. I dont do drugs anymore, it makes me realy sick. I would lose my shit if any of my friends snuk drugs into me. They can be as doped as they want, but im not gonna let even a microgram into me, as it makes me seriois psykotic. My body, my rules. And I wouldnt consider them friends if they had so little respekt for me as to let me keep my head and mental health away from drugs like spiking my drink.

Third. Bad joke. Ofcourse your (x)gf got mad. I would too. Its basicly a dis of her. But if u had dealt with first and second fuck up before there would be a fair chance she would calm down. Not dealing with thise issues, i say its a 50-50 for u to break up or get past it.

Man really pulled the military card

You drank too much and fucked up your relationship... classic

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Were you intentionally drinking alcohol and you think they spiked your drink or was it a non-alcoholic drink and you acted like that after?

Oof.. I’d say that’s probably that man. Think about it, how can she have sex with you now without thinking she’s unattractive? Looks like you’re the dude her next boyfriend is going to curse for giving her a complex and not being able to see how beautiful she really is. Sorry dude, take the L and maybe try better yourself and at least learn something from this.

Bro repeated what he said last night🤣🤣🤣

You done messed up A-aron.

I tried to do $100 per pack. My negotiation skills were nothing compared to his.

So you should have went further and said "that will be $100 per cig". Lol

I guess I saw it as a tifu because my dad lied, made a bet with his kid, then got caught because he had dozens of packs of cigarettes hidden in kitchen cabinets

Don't know if this is a tifu but it's a really cute story. Thanks for sharing.

Stop chasing after her, stop apologizing, and just ignore her. She'll either come back, or you'll get a new GF. There are many, many fish in the sea.

Oh, BS. Reality is what reality is. What you're saying here is snowflake nonsense, and you have no right to try to set yourself up as some sort of arbiter, claiming to speak for everyone.

Men are pigs. Deal with it.

You done fucked up bro, she's gone

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If you get a chance to apologise you have to stick with honesty now. You've said it and it's done. Focus on the positives. There is a reason/s you are/was with her. Focus on that.

At the very least maybe the break up will be less of a sting. At best maybe she sees that there is still something that can be worked on.

Ultimately though, you fucked up. If you get another chance take it but show her some respect on what she decides to do from here.