Recent comments in /f/tifu
SorrowingOldMan t1_iwznsdx wrote
Reply to comment by Illeaturgerbil in TIFU by telling my gf (28) that I can't get it up with beautiful girls by licalier
6 is insulting because it would mean you just barely pass the threshold of being attractive. Nearly everyone can do better than a partner who considers them a “6”. Even if you’re not conventionally attractive, there is probably people out there who think you’re hot.
SorrowingOldMan t1_iwzn7nr wrote
Reply to comment by racingcookie in TIFU by telling my gf (28) that I can't get it up with beautiful girls by licalier
Lol clever
3bag t1_iwzmhei wrote
Mate you screwed up with your girlfriend. Sorry about that, but please get therapy. You should be able to get it up no matter what the lady looks like. Those 'bitch queens' did a real number on you. Your outburst may have been a subconscious cry for help.
SorrowingOldMan t1_iwzmgfv wrote
That’s fucking horrendous, brother, and there’s likely no recovery. I really hope she dumps you only because no one should settle for someone who is barely attracted to them.
Here you are perfectly sober, calling her a 6/10. Holy Christ, my guy, I can only imagine the things you said whilst your drink was allegedly spiked. Which it probably wasn’t since it sounds like you just got drunk.
Also, blaming your ED on “bitch queens”? Odd misogyny just inserted in there for no reason.
SweetCosmicPope t1_iwzlvz4 wrote
As an IT professional, and former datacenter technician, there’s so much wrong with this story. Several people above you needed to lose their jobs over this. This little eff up wasn’t by you, it came from several steps above you(and your boss).
ajgrinds t1_iwzlctn wrote
Reply to comment by Rdpsm in TIFU by telling my gf (28) that I can't get it up with beautiful girls by licalier
Agree. Agree. Agree. Wait nope not that
Webofshadows1 t1_iwzl1ig wrote
When did 6, or above average, become an insult?
ComfortableGlad2493 t1_iwzkz94 wrote
Reply to TIFU by accepting free school hot chocolate or buying a brownie. (my storytelling is bad sorry) by [deleted]
I’m sorry this happened. Cream cheese brownie sounds more likely to me. I’m lactose intolerant and that would mess me up too
pp_smoker t1_iwzjsbp wrote
Reply to comment by turdennis in TIFU by telling my gf (28) that I can't get it up with beautiful girls by licalier
Sorry I get it. He is still an ass no matter what haha
skullyfrost40 t1_iwzjis8 wrote
Reply to comment by remarkably-done in TIFU when my dad made a bet with me by [deleted]
Well at least you tried.
turdennis t1_iwzj9pp wrote
Reply to comment by pp_smoker in TIFU by telling my gf (28) that I can't get it up with beautiful girls by licalier
it's just not a nice thing to say to someone in front of a Crowd of People. What is a compliment to one person is an insult to another, but a majority of people (regardless of gender) will tell you that unless the person asked Directly how pretty they are on a scale of 1 to 10, any pretty rating is usually not welcome.
Additionally, its the way he said it to people. If they were talking privately and he said that (again, if she asked for his opinion), that might be more justifiable. In the real situation, he was drunk and said that he rejects Very Pretty girls and that his current girlfriend is Not a Very Pretty Girl, so it's okay for them to date. It's pretty rude, especially in front of a bunch of people.
Reddit-username_here t1_iwzityi wrote
Reply to comment by HugeBrainsOnly in TIFU when my dad made a bet with me by [deleted]
No they didn't, OP deleted it. It was her dad's fuck up anyway, not hers, so it didn't fit the sub rules.
turdennis t1_iwzigcq wrote
Reply to comment by licalier in TIFU by telling my gf (28) that I can't get it up with beautiful girls by licalier
she is not a saint?? why are you finding a way to blame her for being upset about the awful things you said to her? It's ur own damn fault that she is upset, not because she's not a "saint".
HugeBrainsOnly t1_iwzibxz wrote
Reply to TIFU when my dad made a bet with me by [deleted]
Anyone have the original TIFU?
Mods yicked it.
remarkably-done t1_iwzhzvp wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU when my dad made a bet with me by [deleted]
There were so many packs in there that once you opened the cabinets, they fell out. They didn’t randomly fall out.
powerposepenguin t1_iwzhwnk wrote
Reply to TIFU when my dad made a bet with me by [deleted]
I know it was his coping but don't feel guilty over pressuring him so hard. You love him and didn't want him to be unhealthy and die earlier than necessary. I hope in the end he actually quit
[deleted] OP t1_iwzh4zv wrote
Reply to TIFU when my dad made a bet with me by [deleted]
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whatproblems t1_iwzghsf wrote
no backup and the entire company relies on a single power cord to work…. all you did was expose the single point of failure that should have been fixed
RoanDragonKing t1_iwzg8fr wrote
Reply to comment by licalier in TIFU by telling my gf (28) that I can't get it up with beautiful girls by licalier
You mean doormat? No reason a "saint" should stick around after that either.
I get you were drunk. That doesnt actually excuse shit though. It is only made slightly less bad bc it doesnt look like you drank on purpose. You still said what you said though. Doesnt make it less hurtful.
StubbsTwin207 t1_iwzg7cq wrote
Yeah you done messed up dude. Learn from this mistake in your next relationship
BikerJedi OP t1_iwzfsbl wrote
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[deleted] OP t1_iwzfg2y wrote
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Miserable-Ad-4516 t1_iwzf5iz wrote
Reply to comment by licalier in TIFU by telling my gf (28) that I can't get it up with beautiful girls by licalier
She's a non-saint 6 bro let it go HAHA
racingcookie t1_iwzejr5 wrote
Don't get it up the next few times you get it on with her
Catshannon t1_iwzpaxd wrote
Reply to TIFU by shutting down an entire airline in 1997, costing them six figures. by BikerJedi
Seems lack a bad design with one server, no backup power source etc
Heck they should have had 2 servers with an ups at least. What would they have done if a server actually broke or had to go down for maintenance or something