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gellenburg t1_ix00o1u wrote

As someone who has worked in IT for over 30 years that was not your fuck up in the slightest.

Not even by a longshot.

100% on your boss.

He knew you were inexperienced and he told you to do something you were wholesale unqualified or prepared to do.

But the real fuckup is the CIO, CTO, CFO, and CEO for not having a disaster recovery or business continuity plan.

Good riddance.

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yanbu t1_iwzypc4 wrote

My first job out of college was at Boeing. While I was there a guy I worked with someone accidentally plugged a cable from a switch back into itself and took down the entire building’s network. Thousands of people, including the AOG engineering team were suddenly not able to work. The networking team couldn’t figure out what had happened, so they eventually just told everyone who worked in the building to go home and work from there if you could. It’s funny how fragile we allow critical infrastructure to be sometimes.

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Capable-Brilliant111 t1_iwzujg5 wrote

The B in LGBTQ+, for sure stands for Bisexual... I don't understand their logic. Gay is a general term used in the community for people, in the community. Also, it's a TT song... The artist of the song just wants exposure. I don't think they care who's dancing to it. But, I suppose your partner is also entitled to their opinions. I just don't think they are right.

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HallieMarie43 t1_iwzuf0u wrote

Also my physical attraction to a person changes the more I get to know them so a stranger 6 is much different from a long term relationship 6. My own husband has made me feel like a 10 our whole relationship, even when I myself didn't care for what I saw in the mirror after multiple pregnancies and thyroid issues. Clearly OP doesn't have Love Lenses or Beer Goggles.

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fuckitsfixed t1_iwzsrb6 wrote

Yeah especially in front of family and friends because after that stunt the judgement will ever end. Dude fucked up, no doubt about that, but I was unaware noone else on reddit has ever fucked up.

Edit: But even by the title homie is trying to down play it. When I clicked it I figured he said something dumb in bed or whatever. Naw, he chose the scorched earth option.

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Important-Specific96 t1_iwzr5sp wrote

I got you beat. I was 12, playing strip spn the bottle with two 14 year old girls. We were all down to our underwear when the bottle pointed at me. I stood up, made like I was goind to drop my whitey tighties, but grabbed my clothes and ran away an hid under my parents Buick LeSabre. 5 years of celibacy ensued.

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Gemstone1802 t1_iwzpyz9 wrote

You’re in college so you must be over the consenting age and if it was a student who interrupted you’ll be fine. Worse case that student can just say “oh guess what I saw happen” lol

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m0n0prix t1_iwzprzo wrote

bro 💀💀 if even completely sober you're saying the same thing about her then a possible spiked drink has nothing to do with it

to be honest there's nothing to save here, you made a speech in a room full of your friends and hers saying that she's not pretty, how would you react if she did the same thing ? that's some pretty bad public humiliation

as for the bad experiences with the "bitch queens" mate, go to therapy, that would maybe stop you from being an ass with other of your future girlfriends

and I must add : on top of the humiliation she must feel really betrayed now, cause I'm sure you told her that she's pretty, gorgeous, beautiful yada yada, and she just found out that it was all a lie, that you never found her particularly pretty cause you just can't get it up if that's someone you find pretty, I'd feel heavily betrayed too if it was me ngl

guess you're single dude.

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