Recent comments in /f/tifu
redbucket75 t1_ix00ng3 wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
You really just fucked up by not locking the door
Lee2026 t1_ix00kvy wrote
Honestly, that was handled pretty well. They realized it was an honest mistake and instead of reprimanding you, they provided a learning experience.
PotatoOver9759 t1_ix00569 wrote
Reply to TIFU by dancing to a tiktok sound. by throwawayacc5675
Bisexuals literally in the LGBT as the B that is one of the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard
yanbu t1_iwzypc4 wrote
My first job out of college was at Boeing. While I was there a guy I worked with someone accidentally plugged a cable from a switch back into itself and took down the entire building’s network. Thousands of people, including the AOG engineering team were suddenly not able to work. The networking team couldn’t figure out what had happened, so they eventually just told everyone who worked in the building to go home and work from there if you could. It’s funny how fragile we allow critical infrastructure to be sometimes.
Bitter_Mongoose t1_iwzy5pq wrote
Reply to comment by SweetCosmicPope in TIFU by shutting down an entire airline in 1997, costing them six figures. by BikerJedi
For real lol... who sends an intern, unsupervised, into the core data rack of an Enterprise to randomly plug in equipment, no port assignments or anything like that.
This whole scenario stinks so bad it makes me wonder if you were a weapon used to eliminate the head of IT 😂
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FriendlyBowl992 t1_iwzxh2s wrote
Reply to comment by Uhhhrobots in TIFU by getting my Gf addicted to kissing me by Cantthinkofaname-sry
That or she knows he’s using them/what they are and is actively trying to use positive reinforcement to keep him from going back to smokes
AcrobaticSource3 t1_iwzwlor wrote
Reply to TIFU by accepting free school hot chocolate or buying a brownie. (my storytelling is bad sorry) by [deleted]
> having to go home early
This is the bright side!
AcrobaticSource3 t1_iwzwgo0 wrote
Reply to TIFU by dancing to a tiktok sound. by throwawayacc5675
Your friends are ridic, but also tiktok trends are stupid
Capable-Brilliant111 t1_iwzujg5 wrote
Reply to TIFU by dancing to a tiktok sound. by throwawayacc5675
The B in LGBTQ+, for sure stands for Bisexual... I don't understand their logic. Gay is a general term used in the community for people, in the community. Also, it's a TT song... The artist of the song just wants exposure. I don't think they care who's dancing to it. But, I suppose your partner is also entitled to their opinions. I just don't think they are right.
HallieMarie43 t1_iwzuf0u wrote
Reply to comment by pp_smoker in TIFU by telling my gf (28) that I can't get it up with beautiful girls by licalier
Also my physical attraction to a person changes the more I get to know them so a stranger 6 is much different from a long term relationship 6. My own husband has made me feel like a 10 our whole relationship, even when I myself didn't care for what I saw in the mirror after multiple pregnancies and thyroid issues. Clearly OP doesn't have Love Lenses or Beer Goggles.
fuckitsfixed t1_iwzsrb6 wrote
Reply to comment by Active_Skin_1245 in TIFU by telling my gf (28) that I can't get it up with beautiful girls by licalier
Yeah especially in front of family and friends because after that stunt the judgement will ever end. Dude fucked up, no doubt about that, but I was unaware noone else on reddit has ever fucked up.
Edit: But even by the title homie is trying to down play it. When I clicked it I figured he said something dumb in bed or whatever. Naw, he chose the scorched earth option.
fob_eater t1_iwzrz1k wrote
Reply to TIFU by dancing to a tiktok sound. by throwawayacc5675
I thought the B in LGBTQ stood for Bi. Is that not the case?
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Reply to TIFU by dancing to a tiktok sound. by throwawayacc5675
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skullyfrost40 t1_iwzrviq wrote
Reply to TIFU by dancing to a tiktok sound. by throwawayacc5675
Isn't the B in LGBT stand for bi- sexual?
Sentsuizan t1_iwzrgkd wrote
Reply to comment by SweetCosmicPope in TIFU by shutting down an entire airline in 1997, costing them six figures. by BikerJedi
Well, sooner or later they did
BikerJedi OP t1_iwzrdj1 wrote
Reply to comment by Catshannon in TIFU by shutting down an entire airline in 1997, costing them six figures. by BikerJedi
No clue what they would have done.
BikerJedi OP t1_iwzra5u wrote
Reply to comment by SweetCosmicPope in TIFU by shutting down an entire airline in 1997, costing them six figures. by BikerJedi
Believe me, I know. My fuckup was really not paying attention to where my big ass feet were going.
BikerJedi OP t1_iwzr5st wrote
Reply to comment by whatproblems in TIFU by shutting down an entire airline in 1997, costing them six figures. by BikerJedi
There were apparently multiple points of failure there. I later became a network engineer, and when I think back on how they had things set up, it amazes me that were able to function at all.
Important-Specific96 t1_iwzr5sp wrote
I got you beat. I was 12, playing strip spn the bottle with two 14 year old girls. We were all down to our underwear when the bottle pointed at me. I stood up, made like I was goind to drop my whitey tighties, but grabbed my clothes and ran away an hid under my parents Buick LeSabre. 5 years of celibacy ensued.
Lord_Cockwood t1_iwzqgot wrote
Reply to comment by Mission-Practice-309 in TIFU by telling my gf (28) that I can't get it up with beautiful girls by licalier
It sure can be
Gemstone1802 t1_iwzpyz9 wrote
Reply to TIFU caught “having fun” by [deleted]
You’re in college so you must be over the consenting age and if it was a student who interrupted you’ll be fine. Worse case that student can just say “oh guess what I saw happen” lol
m0n0prix t1_iwzprzo wrote
bro 💀💀 if even completely sober you're saying the same thing about her then a possible spiked drink has nothing to do with it
to be honest there's nothing to save here, you made a speech in a room full of your friends and hers saying that she's not pretty, how would you react if she did the same thing ? that's some pretty bad public humiliation
as for the bad experiences with the "bitch queens" mate, go to therapy, that would maybe stop you from being an ass with other of your future girlfriends
and I must add : on top of the humiliation she must feel really betrayed now, cause I'm sure you told her that she's pretty, gorgeous, beautiful yada yada, and she just found out that it was all a lie, that you never found her particularly pretty cause you just can't get it up if that's someone you find pretty, I'd feel heavily betrayed too if it was me ngl
guess you're single dude.
Mission-Practice-309 t1_iwzpb1g wrote
Reply to comment by Lord_Cockwood in TIFU by telling my gf (28) that I can't get it up with beautiful girls by licalier
Lying is never the answer
gellenburg t1_ix00o1u wrote
Reply to TIFU by shutting down an entire airline in 1997, costing them six figures. by BikerJedi
As someone who has worked in IT for over 30 years that was not your fuck up in the slightest.
Not even by a longshot.
100% on your boss.
He knew you were inexperienced and he told you to do something you were wholesale unqualified or prepared to do.
But the real fuckup is the CIO, CTO, CFO, and CEO for not having a disaster recovery or business continuity plan.
Good riddance.