Yeah, the thing you don't remember is how she stood up after you and talked at great length about how her exes were so much hotter than you you and how she's selling for your POS ass because while the sex isn't exciting, she still gets her rocks off and that'll do, she supposes.

Remember yet?

No?

Feel a bit shit about it anyway?

Now imagine how she feels. And yet you're here, thinking you might somehow recover the situation? Wtf?

And for the sake of clarity, she didn't enact such a performance, so don't claim me saying this somehow justifies anything.

Yep. Dick move. Positive thing is you're 16 or so. This immaturity thing should wear out in a few years. Leave the girl alone. She won't want anything to do with you while she's with the other dude. The only thing you accomplished is that they'll be banging like a drummer in a rock band soon enough- and you sped up the process by forcing her hand.

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Even if this happened what he said would be a great way to lose a job, no one would be that unprofessional

books, anything heavy, your aunt's dead body... only joking.

You basically told her you weren’t attracted to her and used her for sex. That alone was enough for her to run and never look back. But you also said it in front of a lot of people. Which I’m sure was totally humiliating for her. I just don’t see how she could ever come back to you and go on like nothing happened. Even if she forgives you, she will never be able to forget. I just don’t see her coming back.

If they ain't butt ugly i ain't boinking.

Damn, you were brave 😭

Having sex with a person you truly love and care about is the most pleasurable thing in the world of sex.

I did exactly the same thing in my first data centre job. Managed to knock loose a power cable without noticing, took down a whole floor of the data centre without even noticing. Got back to the office and everyone was panicking 😅

This. She was lurking. She knew.

Remember that HBO intern sending out the integration test email.

You are 2 consenting adults. Auntie is a bigot. The only thing wrong was no lock or disrespect to the grandparents for it being at their home.
Not a big deal.

Love the story! Thanks for the chuckle.

Well now you don't have to worry about how to tell your family

the door doesn't have a lock

In the early 80's I worked for a large telco that used a magnetic drum storage device (yes I'm old.) The drum was used to store long distance billing for a very large geographic area. It was also powered through a standard wall switch right by the door. One night the cleaner went to turn off off the lights and also turned the drum as well. No one noticed until the next morning. A lot of people got free long distance that night.

It's not the cleaners fault, the blame remains on the idiot that decided that a wall switch without a mechanical guard was a good idea.

Wrong sub, pal

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These stories always piss me off because the asshole who walked in without waiting to be invited is always the one at fault, yet never takes the blame. Your aunt is a busybody that deserved to see that for being so nosy.

Maybe, maybe, maybe...

Don't have sex at your grandparents' house. I can't believe I have to say this.

ESH.

This is NOT YOUR PROBLEM, it's 100% your piece of shit aunt's problem. Okay, maybe you shouldn't have had sex in a house full of people... Maybe you could have waited for the guests to leave or go to your own home. But anyway, you having sex with another woman, or any other person for that matter is your right and anyone who has a problem with that can get fucked.

I dunno… if you’re in someone else’s home, I think common decency is having a half ounce of self control? Opening a door in your own home? Seems less rude.

Maybe not the place or the time, but I hope for everyone's sake that they decide to just get over it.

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