Recent comments in /f/tifu

KRed75 t1_ix1fck4 wrote

I once pulled up a tile in our data center and there was 2" of water on the floor. I don't know how long it was like that but it didn't cause a single outage. I located the broken pipe under the raised floor, installed a patch and grabbed the sump pump. Ran a hose outside and started pumping water.

We kept the patches, sump pumps and hoses specifically for a situation like this.

Nobody ever said a word about it to me or anyone else which is surprising because we had thousands of servers for hundreds of customers all over the world in that data center. Now we only have dozens of servers with shitloads of RAM and CPU cores running virtualization software to handle about 10 times the number of customers. I haven't been in the data center in 15 years. We used to have hundreds of people in that building. Now it's only about 20. We walk them through handling hardware installations, removals and repairs and we do everything else remotely.

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Setthegodofchaos t1_ix1cyi2 wrote

I thought this was gonna be a fuck up of eating at a restaurant. I was so confused when you mentioned pu$$y. And I'm wondering, "what kind of menu item is that?!" Lol.

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Morbid187 t1_ix1c9u8 wrote

You're young so I don't think your a complete POS for this, just inexperienced but...come on, dude.

A.) you didn't get "friend zoned". She simply isn't into you romantically but she thought you were a good guy & wanted to be your friend. That's a thing that will happen in life sometimes & women absolutely hate it when men just act like a friend because they hope they can be more some day. Seriously, don't do that.

B.) if you have to hold out hope that a person will date you eventually, just stop. Anybody that will date you will make it obvious that they like you. If a girl wants to date you, she's not going to tell you no one day then change her mind later. I made this same mistake when I was younger as I'm sure a lot of guys do, but seriously you're just setting yourself up for disappointment if you try to convince yourself you have a chance with someone that isn't interested.

C.) Don't ever use someone else's phone without their permission. You know that you fucked up by pretending to be her & texting that guy but you need to understand that you really fucked up the second that you touched her phone without her knowledge.

I think you should really reflect on what you did & focus on doing better in the future. I know you want a girlfriend & probably feel insecure about the fact that you don't have one but you're obviously cool enough to have female friends, so if you just chill the fuck out you'll eventually meet some that want to be with you as more than friends. YOU WILL KNOW when you meet that person, I guarantee you.

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randomnbvcxz t1_ix1byx2 wrote

Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin

It was not her parents house OR her room. It’s her grandparents house and in room that she sometimes stayed in once a month. It’s pretty fucked up that they were having sex there during a party. Especially because there was no lock on the door

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BikerJedi OP t1_ix1btkw wrote

Cool story bro. How sad are you that took the time to not only post this comment that adds nothing to the discussion, but you are calling me the loser. Clearly most people disagree. Look at the votes and discussion. I'm a writer. Entertaining people is what I do in my spare time. Have you never read a book twice? Or more?

Have a good day.

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ligmuhtaint t1_ix19hix wrote

1 : Let people make their own decisions without interfering. People fuck up, so be it. That's life. 2 : These types of feelings are normal, but acting on them isn't usually a good thing unless you know someone is in real danger. Now you look like more of a dick than the guy you tried to separate her from. Learn from this, control your jealous feelings from now on. Try to surround yourself with people who will help you understand when you're doing something wrong, that's what real friends do. Don't kick yourself down and just move on from this, you're too young to be hung up on one woman like this. Take your lessons learned and apply them the next time you feel this way.

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