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edogfu t1_ix2jdke wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
"So anyway the party started heating up..."
I mean whenever I go to a family gathering at my grandparents house I always have a raging hard-on as they get so fucking hot. /s
What. The. Fuck.
Lovethoselittletrees t1_ix2j9z5 wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
The real question is what the hell was she doing in your old room to begin with?
Morbid187 t1_ix2i7e7 wrote
Reply to comment by ExoticWeapon in TIFU by trying to ruin my friends relationship by kishers_world
Yeah, 100%
ExoticWeapon t1_ix2hif6 wrote
Reply to comment by Morbid187 in TIFU by trying to ruin my friends relationship by kishers_world
On the flip side, and this is just for everyone out there. Literally everyone, if you’re into someone and they don’t feel the same way it’s okay to say “I’m not super interested in new friends, I was just wanting to see if you were into me”.
But don’t pretend, never pretend like you’re okay with being friends when deep down you know you’re not.
Ya-Dikobraz t1_ix2gu0f wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
I used to have friends with my SO in vaguely inappropriate places. In no way would I ever blame anyone but myself if we were discovered. Later on in life I realised how stupid it was.
[deleted] t1_ix2gkj6 wrote
Reply to comment by WhiteK1t in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
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Sentsuizan t1_ix2gb0f wrote
Reply to comment by redbucket75 in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
It's not the aunt's house either
Grumpybastard61 t1_ix2ft1e wrote
Reply to comment by DangerousDave303 in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
My thoughts exactly.
ralanr t1_ix2fagn wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
People who knock and enter without consent are the fucking worst
vatoreus t1_ix2eyau wrote
Reply to comment by Royal-Dust6837 in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
From the sounds of it, it’s her room at her grandparents’ large house. I’ve known many a grandparent to keep a room for their grandchildren, even after their all grown up.
redbucket75 t1_ix2ev3d wrote
Reply to comment by rhymes_with_snoop in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
You'd have to ask someone who does it. Maybe avoid startling the easily startled?
xo-katie t1_ix2earf wrote
Reply to comment by CodeIsWeird in TIFU by dancing to a tiktok sound. by throwawayacc5675
:D 👍
FireWireBestWire t1_ix2duca wrote
Reply to comment by Sw1fto in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
Let me introduce you to half of American households. The knock is an announcement of entry, not a request for it.
DangerousDave303 t1_ix2dgts wrote
Reply to comment by BarraKuda83 in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
My wife and I have gotten away with a break from the family Easter dinner.
rhymes_with_snoop t1_ix2cryg wrote
Reply to comment by redbucket75 in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
Real question, though, what purpose does knocking do if you don't wait for a response? What does it accomplish to knock then immediately walk in?
Gamblersluck954 t1_ix2cjsa wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
At that point you might as well ask them to leave so you can finish what you started.
HilariousSpill t1_ix2c3ii wrote
Reply to comment by somewhereinks in TIFU by shutting down an entire airline in 1997, costing them six figures. by BikerJedi
That’s amazing.
A piece of duct tape is literally all it would have taken to prevent that. It’s not the right solution, but it would literally be that easy.
mightyneonfraa t1_ix2bxej wrote
Reply to comment by Vega5529 in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
Dunno. My best guess is people read the aunt being "traditional" and decided she must be a monster even though sneaking off to fuck in somebody else's home is weird and disrespectful and no reasonable person would expect to find you doing it. Especially when they don't know you're with your significant other and especially when it's family.
Chanchito171 t1_ix2bg1a wrote
Reply to comment by InterestedDawg in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
Yup, just a heavy thing will stop somebody enough for you to yell out "don't come in here!"
Kramerica5A t1_ix2b65t wrote
Reply to comment by JeffroCakes in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
>I still think walking into a closed-door bedroom in someone else’s house is worse than having sex in the bedroom you used to routinely stay in
And I wholeheartedly disagree.
Kramerica5A t1_ix2av5t wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
Talking shit about other people's reading comprehension when you failed to understand the text is classic, lol.
>the event was held at my grandparents house where I used to stay over every couple weeks growing up.
>we went back to my old bedroom and hung out there for a little while
Not her house, she never even lived there full time, she just stayed in the room when visiting grandma years ago. You'd know if you had read the beginning.
ShowLasers t1_ix2a6ps wrote
Reply to comment by BikerJedi in TIFU by shutting down an entire airline in 1997, costing them six figures. by BikerJedi
It's gotta be right around the same time I encountered one of those in the Oracle data center. That place was wild. So many niche and special purpose machines. Sequent, Pyramid, Tandem and the more common Suns and DEC boxes of the day. No racks in that section, just big sprawling floor monsters.
Vega5529 t1_ix2a3vs wrote
Reply to comment by JeffroCakes in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
Why are you speculating on this? She stayed around occasionally whilst she was a child growing up. It's a family gathering and it's not her bedroom anymore the aunt has absolutely no reason to have to knock and ask to come in to a room that isn't being used in someone else's house when she was probably looking for OP
cosmic-armadillo t1_ix29sez wrote
Reply to comment by zeldamuffin in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
Then you fucked up by having sex in a room with no lock in someone else's house 🤷🏻♀️
xochiscave t1_ix2kyx6 wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
Your aunt was snooping.