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edogfu t1_ix2jdke wrote

"So anyway the party started heating up..."

I mean whenever I go to a family gathering at my grandparents house I always have a raging hard-on as they get so fucking hot. /s

What. The. Fuck.

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ExoticWeapon t1_ix2hif6 wrote

On the flip side, and this is just for everyone out there. Literally everyone, if you’re into someone and they don’t feel the same way it’s okay to say “I’m not super interested in new friends, I was just wanting to see if you were into me”.

But don’t pretend, never pretend like you’re okay with being friends when deep down you know you’re not.

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Ya-Dikobraz t1_ix2gu0f wrote

I used to have friends with my SO in vaguely inappropriate places. In no way would I ever blame anyone but myself if we were discovered. Later on in life I realised how stupid it was.

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mightyneonfraa t1_ix2bxej wrote

Reply to comment by Vega5529 in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin

Dunno. My best guess is people read the aunt being "traditional" and decided she must be a monster even though sneaking off to fuck in somebody else's home is weird and disrespectful and no reasonable person would expect to find you doing it. Especially when they don't know you're with your significant other and especially when it's family.

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Kramerica5A t1_ix2av5t wrote

Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin

Talking shit about other people's reading comprehension when you failed to understand the text is classic, lol.

>the event was held at my grandparents house where I used to stay over every couple weeks growing up.

>we went back to my old bedroom and hung out there for a little while

Not her house, she never even lived there full time, she just stayed in the room when visiting grandma years ago. You'd know if you had read the beginning.

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Vega5529 t1_ix2a3vs wrote

Reply to comment by JeffroCakes in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin

Why are you speculating on this? She stayed around occasionally whilst she was a child growing up. It's a family gathering and it's not her bedroom anymore the aunt has absolutely no reason to have to knock and ask to come in to a room that isn't being used in someone else's house when she was probably looking for OP

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