I would not fire you either, you are a 200,000 investment at that point.

Yup, you fu. Why the hell did you have sex at your grandparent's home during a family gathering and in a room in which the door doesn't lock?

Awful guest you are. On the bright side, you don't have to worry about coming out to your extended family.

They… did get a room? And the aunt didn’t even give time for them to answer? She obviously doesn’t understand privacy. Gives the same vibe as someone knocking on the bathroom door and immediately jiggling the handle without waiting for a response.

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Cause they’re extremely boring if you don’t really want to be there

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Just goes to show how people are full of crap, the "b" is for bisexual. She tried to gatekeep because you apparently aren't "gay enough".

That's what I thought. Not the time nor the place.

Hope you’re not Syrian

I just can't believe someone would do this in a room without a lock at an awkward family event.

… This just made it so much worse, dude.

I think deep down you wanted to be caught, for some reason. This was an awful idea lmao

I’d shame you for not being able to keep it in your pants during a family get together but I might’ve done the same depending on who I was with, so nvm.

I have to laugh at this, because I remember when n+1 power supplies came out , they weren’t always a thing.

"I'm respecting your privacy by knocking but asserting my authority as your parent by coming in anyway"

Let us know how Thanksgiving goes.

I had a few pyramids, and it was dead easy to kick the cable out of the back. I got a warning from a ce about it, around ‘97 . Makes me wonder if it was related.

Stupid free standing mini computers that were bigger than a rack so lots of cabling issues. Don’t start me on running 64 serial cables out the back

Name checks out - well close enough

There was nothing bad about the meal, it seems

no, it stands for bacon

...they know

Everyone asking why you didn’t lock the door meanwhile I didn’t even have a door! Your aunt is an asshole who very clearly has boundary issues. I’m sorry OP, it’s mentally scarring but maybe she’ll understand what closed doors mean.

How didn’t she know already? You sent a pic to her in a previous post?

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> Except for the 2 of you trying to come inside

She said they’re lesbians, probably not used to people coming inside, especially without asking