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Kretrn t1_ix322iq wrote
Reply to comment by ogredaemon in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
This guy gets it
Oujii t1_ix31l7g wrote
Reply to comment by jaxy_babe in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
Do you think that having sex at someone’s else house, on a room that doesn’t have a lock, whilst a family party is happening is not lack of boundaries? Holy moly.
Oujii t1_ix315co wrote
Reply to comment by Theoldcuccumber in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
Well, yea. But you’re still doing something that will upset your family or even worse just for boredom or shits and giggles.
kiwidude4 t1_ix2zphp wrote
Reply to comment by undeadeater in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
It’s only 5am and I can say with some certainty this will be the best play on words I hear today.
rush_3 t1_ix2zmom wrote
Reply to comment by Specialist-Pepper-80 in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
They got a room at a house that wasn’t theirs with a door that didn’t lock. Yes, the aunt is wrong for not waiting for an answer after knocking, but why do that at someone else’s house? And during a family gathering, no less? Bizarre decision making.
Eastern_History_1719 t1_ix2z8fb wrote
Reply to comment by JeffroCakes in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
She used to stay over for a night or two every couple of weeks while she was growing up, I’d hardly call that a second home.
Even if it was this was a family barbecue not some college house party. It’s not appropriate to be slipping off to have sex regardless.
Daikon510 t1_ix2yptw wrote
Reply to comment by mihea828 in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
Actually it’s like being comfortable. I assume this wasn’t their first time doing around with ppl 💀
I-do-the-art t1_ix2ye4b wrote
Reply to comment by whatproblems in TIFU by shutting down an entire airline in 1997, costing them six figures. by BikerJedi
Narrator: It wasn’t fixed.
Teejayone t1_ix2ydru wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
You mentioned you and your gf quietly left the Party and went home. Couldn’t you have done it in the first place?
ProbablyNotADuck t1_ix2y87n wrote
Reply to comment by diff-int in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
Not even old bedroom.. Just the room they stayed in whenever they stayed with their grandparents. It is entirely possible that many other people also stayed in that room with relative frequency.
ProbablyNotADuck t1_ix2y03f wrote
Reply to comment by JeffroCakes in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
Maybe that also used to be her aunt's room, and her aunt didn't feel the need to knock either. Presumably, her aunt once lived there. My niece sleeps in my old bedroom when she stays at my parents' house. The door is routinely kept closed. I wouldn't think to knock before entering.
The reality is that a family get-together is not the place to bang your partner... especially not when there isn't even a lock on the door, and then amplified even more when you're intentionally making sure that no one knows you're actually together.
blac_sheep90 t1_ix2xzfr wrote
Reply to comment by edogfu in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
Bet the more conservative side of her family started bringing up politics/religion up and that created tension.
ginger_gcups t1_ix2wyv8 wrote
Hey, could be worse, you could have tanked a major media company in two weeks costing yourself - and other companies - eleven figures...
A_Harmless_Fly t1_ix2wlrq wrote
Reply to comment by UnadvertisedAndroid in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
Eventually these will only make you think something akin to this, https://youtu.be/Iuds3O0lz8I?t=28 .
Kantas t1_ix2w94j wrote
Reply to comment by undeadeater in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
Sex before marriage? she's going to Taco Hell.
cosmernaut420 t1_ix2w3uo wrote
Reply to TIFU by dancing to a tiktok sound. by throwawayacc5675
Weird flex on your girlfriend's part for obvious reasons everyone else has touched on, but gatekeeping queerness for any reason is uber cringe. Especially if you're just doing a bisexual erasure by being an ignorant ass.
BigBoiBrynBoi t1_ix2vp5i wrote
Reply to comment by mightyneonfraa in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
A lot of debate about the ethics behind this, relax they didn't fuck in your bedroom
Ratsquid037 t1_ix2vnod wrote
100% Boiler
BigBoiBrynBoi t1_ix2viwz wrote
Reply to comment by edogfu in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
I presume they meant started getting a little uncomfortable, heated in the social sense
Ratsquid037 t1_ix2vb9q wrote
Reply to TIFU by dancing to a tiktok sound. by throwawayacc5675
All this labeling is stupid anyway, dance to whatever, do whatever with whoever, funny how people who should be open minded are the opposite
Pioppo- t1_ix2v09m wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
tbh i find It so disrespectful to fuck in someone else's house, especially with door unlocked, a party and not even your own bed sheets. Disgusting ngl
Gutter_Sinner t1_ix2uv6f wrote
Reply to comment by g297 in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
Classic
Ratsquid037 t1_ix2utmo wrote
Reply to comment by HotSalsaAssFire in TIFU by dancing to a tiktok sound. by throwawayacc5675
Legend!
Affectionate_Math_96 t1_ix32uf9 wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
It could've been worse.
In fact, I think your aunt might be so embarrassed she won't say anything 🤷🏻♀️