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snoop_bacon t1_ix3hb0g wrote
Reply to comment by StygianPrime in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
It's just sex, they weren't doing heroin. Maybe their relative should have the decency to knock and wait for a response like an adult
wanderingdev t1_ix3gqo1 wrote
Oof. You're heading down the slippery slope to nice guy/incel. Put the breaks on before you cross the line. No one is obligated to like you just because you like them and you're creepy behavior here just proved she was right to "friend zone" you
jaybankzz t1_ix3gknz wrote
Reply to comment by zeldamuffin in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
You should have taken a hint from Friday after next
> I convinced Donna to come back to the party, brought her to my room, slid my dresser in front of my door and gave myself an early Christmas present
krichard-21 t1_ix3dl4z wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
Rule number 1.
Lock the door!!!
Bertram31 t1_ix3cq56 wrote
Reply to comment by RealFakeLlama in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
I could say that wording was intentional, but it wasn't.
carthous t1_ix3ck0d wrote
Reply to comment by iamreenie in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
What I was going to say. You don't fucking have sex at a family gathering, wdf is wrong with people.
kishers_world OP t1_ix3brl3 wrote
Reply to comment by RobinWood888 in TIFU by trying to ruin my friends relationship by kishers_world
I don’t know what came over me, I just did it.
RobinWood888 t1_ix3b6ly wrote
regardless of if he is one, YOU sound like the red flag here.
diff-int t1_ix3arui wrote
Reply to comment by ProbablyNotADuck in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
Including the aunt quite probably
Shizophone t1_ix3a5pf wrote
Reply to comment by iamreenie in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
Yeah im all for a tad of excitement but this is just a bit disrespectful innit
jaxy_babe t1_ix38olr wrote
Reply to comment by Oujii in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
OooooOoOoo a Karen 👻 live a little, don’t be so uptight. It was HER room originally. Maybe people shouldn’t barge in places they don’t belong :)
FeeFiFoFumIHaveAHung t1_ix387ny wrote
Wouldn't it be funny if your boss went into the room after you were done to check your work and he was the one to knock the cable?
BikerJedi OP t1_ix37vd9 wrote
Reply to comment by ShowLasers in TIFU by shutting down an entire airline in 1997, costing them six figures. by BikerJedi
Yep. It was a silly setup for sure.
BikerJedi OP t1_ix37tej wrote
Reply to comment by ginger_gcups in TIFU by shutting down an entire airline in 1997, costing them six figures. by BikerJedi
That is definitely more impressive than what I did.
penderhippy t1_ix37okn wrote
Reply to comment by matteoarts in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
in that case, ouf
matteoarts t1_ix37n2z wrote
Reply to comment by penderhippy in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
The bedroom she used to stay in at her grandmother’s house as a kid.
WA_craft_beer t1_ix37iuh wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
You didn’t fuck up. Your aunt fucked up by defeating the purpose of knocking.
Good_Smile t1_ix36q2w wrote
Reply to comment by zyz1189 in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
Quite complicated if there's no lock
Theon1k t1_ix35m1q wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
That should teach you to lock the door :p 🔐
ExcessiveGravitas t1_ix35fsu wrote
Reply to comment by JeffroCakes in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
We’ve been knocking and waiting at our son’s door since he was about seven. It’s not about the offspring being adult, it’s about them being human.
Krullenbos t1_ix34n3q wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
Knocking and instantly coming in is still rude. Wait for an answer. Your aunt is in the wrong here in my opinion.
stunafish t1_ix34gwv wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
So they didn't figure out you were with a woman even after you sent them a picture of yourself with a strap-on a few weeks ago?
penderhippy t1_ix3479b wrote
Reply to comment by cosmic-armadillo in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
>Then you fucked up by having sex in a room with no lock in someone else's house 🤷🏻♀️
didn't she say she's in her bedroom?!
zyz1189 t1_ix331gr wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
how hard is it to lock a freaking door?
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