Recent comments in /f/tifu
jayessell t1_ix47iup wrote
Reply to TIFU by dancing to a tiktok sound. by throwawayacc5675
Lettuce Guac Bacon Tomato Queso on rye
BikerJedi OP t1_ix46rqd wrote
Reply to comment by Apollyom in TIFU by shutting down an entire airline in 1997, costing them six figures. by BikerJedi
>But everyone should give your stories over there a read.
We have so many other amazing authors far better than I am as well. Thank you for the fandom though, it is appreciated.
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Reply to comment by MyLifeisTangled in TIFU by dancing to a tiktok sound. by throwawayacc5675
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Asleep_Attitude_8232 t1_ix45if6 wrote
Reply to TIFU by dancing to a tiktok sound. by throwawayacc5675
Ahhhh yes... the logic of the lghdtv+ community
Tarrtarus t1_ix45a57 wrote
Reply to TIFU by dancing to a tiktok sound. by throwawayacc5675
Never let anyone tell you that you aren't allowed to do a dance, sing a song, watch a movie, etc. because "it isn't for you". Do what makes you happy!
zeldamuffin OP t1_ix43zuw wrote
Reply to comment by Educational-Pea2157 in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
Different aunt
Educational-Pea2157 t1_ix43o4s wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
Didn’t your aunt already know you were dating? As you once sent a picture of you only wearing a strap on with the caption ‘I miss u’. Reading your post history is.. interesting
stunafish t1_ix41s4p wrote
Reply to comment by zeldamuffin in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
My mistake, sorry. Hope things will end up okay for you in both situations.
HooverMaster t1_ix412zw wrote
Reply to comment by ka1lu in TIFU by dancing to a tiktok sound. by throwawayacc5675
That's the secret. Theres no thought behind it so theres nothing to figure out. They're just that dumb
zeldamuffin OP t1_ix403ib wrote
Reply to comment by Mayzerify in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
It's still mine
zeldamuffin OP t1_ix400ea wrote
Reply to comment by penderhippy in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
No, I used to stay over often so I have my own bedroom
Mayzerify t1_ix3zjgb wrote
Reply to comment by zeldamuffin in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
Your old bedroom where you no longer sleep or live.
egoraphobic t1_ix3zctp wrote
Reply to comment by SethMalcolm1 in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
Seriously! Why!?
PBlove t1_ix3yx73 wrote
Reply to TIFU by dancing to a tiktok sound. by throwawayacc5675
Well medically bisexual people don't exist, just people with a low disgust response and high sex drive.
Funny enough that was derived from a study where they strapped a ton of devices to different people's genitals and showed them porn.
Long story short the people that self identified as bi were intact statistically gay or straight but without the disgust reaction to the other gender,AND a higher sex drive.
Ie your just horny and not picky.
penderhippy t1_ix3xid9 wrote
Reply to comment by zeldamuffin in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
you live there?
FelixVulgaris t1_ix3xgel wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
Do people not have locks on bedroom doors?
pereira325 t1_ix3whaf wrote
Reply to comment by StygianPrime in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
It's a family event imagine you've got younger cousins or children about. Imagine they're playing hide and seek because they're bored and they stumble into your room where you're doing the dirty?! Hell Imagine anyone's playing hide and seek and finds you. I wouldn't even knock on a door which is closed, I'd just open it not expecting anyone to be in there... because why would they?! Lack of self-control means this was a total deserved FU.
zeldamuffin OP t1_ix3vx8m wrote
Reply to comment by pereira325 in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
It's not like we went there with the intention of having sex, we just did
pereira325 t1_ix3vs2d wrote
Reply to comment by zeldamuffin in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
Yes so stressful that you went to your old bedroom at grandma's house and started having sex during a family gathering. Rule #1 expect no privacy during a family gathering
Squigglepig52 t1_ix3vig5 wrote
Pretty certain nothing will happen, that is - you fucked that friendship up huge, dude.
You had a friend, you got a crush, you took your shot. got shot down, and didn't get the message.
And then you went full stupid.
Yeah, that friendship is done, dude.
zeldamuffin OP t1_ix3vfj0 wrote
Reply to comment by MakeMeOolong in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
It is my bedroom
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Reply to comment by cosmernaut420 in TIFU by dancing to a tiktok sound. by throwawayacc5675
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zeldamuffin OP t1_ix3v5ut wrote
Reply to comment by MELONPANNNNN in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
No lock
zeldamuffin OP t1_ix3v2ie wrote
Reply to comment by penderhippy in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
Yeah it is mine
Skizzybee t1_ix47x7z wrote
Reply to comment by fob_eater in TIFU by dancing to a tiktok sound. by throwawayacc5675
I've think we've determined that the B stands for bacon.