Recent comments in /f/tifu
somedaywellfindit t1_ix501l9 wrote
Reply to comment by VirtualDeliverance in TIFU by dancing to a tiktok sound. by throwawayacc5675
*they. OP says the girlfriend's pronouns in the post.
somedaywellfindit t1_ix4zy3m wrote
Reply to comment by CodeIsWeird in TIFU by dancing to a tiktok sound. by throwawayacc5675
OPs girlfriend uses they/them, it's not hard to respect.
blueeyedpixxie t1_ix4zwfb wrote
Reply to comment by CodeIsWeird in TIFU by dancing to a tiktok sound. by throwawayacc5675
Have you not heard of homophobia?
ohnowhatihaved OP t1_ix4y1k4 wrote
Reply to comment by swordbaby in TIFU by jerking my stick to chicks with dicks. by ohnowhatihaved
I didn't actively search for it, it's just that one click lead to another, and another, and then I reached, well.... that.
OceanSupernova t1_ix4xwcy wrote
Sometimes porn gets weird, it happens to the best of us. One risky click leads to another and then you're most of the way there and there's no going back now. You blow a load and you're left embarrassed and slightly disturbed by what you just watched and the post nut clarity hits you like a freight train.
If you and your partner do end up talking about this just be honest, it's not like you searched monster cock implodes persons head. Admit you fucked up and stuff got weird and also reassure her that you will stop yanking it in the living room unless you're useing the big tv.
ohnowhatihaved OP t1_ix4xqlp wrote
Reply to comment by Logical_Ad_1383 in TIFU by jerking my stick to chicks with dicks. by ohnowhatihaved
It's involuntary, I can't control my sweat, but you're totally right, I'll wank it in the bathtub or something next time. I replace the bedsheets, but with the couch and chair, I have no excuse. I only used each of them twice to wank though, so it's not like a regular occurrence or anything.
Spirited-Reputation6 t1_ix4xa20 wrote
Reply to comment by Logical_Ad_1383 in TIFU by jerking my stick to chicks with dicks. by ohnowhatihaved
Really nasty.
Logical_Ad_1383 t1_ix4vft3 wrote
Stop staining the furniture that's gross
hcollector t1_ix4u213 wrote
Good riddance.
swordbaby t1_ix4u15x wrote
yeahhhhh, if my man liked futa i wouldnt be bothered, but futa gore porn? i'd probably be disturbed too
hellydoosadwee t1_ix4tc9h wrote
Reply to TIFU by dancing to a tiktok sound. by throwawayacc5675
You didn't fuck up, your gf did by acting like bi people aren't part of the LGBT community... The hell is the B supposed to stand for then???
hellydoosadwee t1_ix4t4z0 wrote
Reply to comment by PBlove in TIFU by dancing to a tiktok sound. by throwawayacc5675
What
zeldamuffin OP t1_ix4n14v wrote
Reply to comment by pak9rabid in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
No they just haven't done anything with the room
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Reply to comment by penderhippy in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
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Kraymur t1_ix4g13f wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
"Although some don't know that we're dating and probably shouldn't find out at an event like this"
So...you start having sex?
pak9rabid t1_ix4eylk wrote
Reply to comment by zeldamuffin in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
So what, you’re paying rent for it or something?
[deleted] t1_ix4dcnx wrote
Reply to comment by kishers_world in TIFU by trying to ruin my friends relationship by kishers_world
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CodAdministrative563 t1_ix4bpao wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
Lol. So your aunt caught you. But from your perspective to each their own
Toolongreadanyway t1_ix4b02s wrote
Reply to TIFU by dancing to a tiktok sound. by throwawayacc5675
Doesn't bi mean gay and straight? Your gf is an idiot and you didn't FU, she did.
erudite_luddite t1_ix4a6k2 wrote
Reply to comment by derKestrel in TIFU by shutting down an entire airline in 1997, costing them six figures. by BikerJedi
Haha, this is the answer! A casino in AZ decided to co-opt the back-up systems rather than fix the mains and when a "Flood Of A Century!!!"(1) flooded the basement, they were offline for months. They had fired their services provider the year prior and decided to manage in-house, to cut costs.
(1) It was a typical monsoon storm, happens > 100 times a century.
Educational-Pea2157 t1_ix49p8v wrote
Reply to comment by zeldamuffin in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
Aah that makes sense. Your family must think you are really aggressive at coming out
penderhippy t1_ix48t2u wrote
Reply to comment by zeldamuffin in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
then i hate to break it to you but that's your former bedroom / guest bedroom
Prind25 t1_ix485wt wrote
Reply to comment by Sunshine-N-gumdrops in TIFU telling my gf my sexual fantasy by [deleted]
The compass point will rise and tell you where to go, always follow the compass as it is always right.
Skizzybee t1_ix480dy wrote
Reply to comment by thatguythingme59 in TIFU by dancing to a tiktok sound. by throwawayacc5675
Um, did you miss that the B stands for Bacon?
somedaywellfindit t1_ix510d0 wrote
Reply to TIFU by dancing to a tiktok sound. by throwawayacc5675
The B 100% stands for bisexual, your girlfriend is a biphobe and I'm so sorry you have to deal with that, OP. You can either take the time and energy to try and educate them (which is not a necessity, because that's no one's job but their own) or you can leave them, because it shows that they don't respect your identity. You are allowed to call yourself gay, if you so choose. If you want to identify with the community, then you are allowed to. It is your identity, your label(s).
I went on a rant, sorry, but tldr; your partner is wrong, on so many levels.