Recent comments in /f/tifu
[deleted] OP t1_ix5yv06 wrote
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[deleted] OP t1_ix5yqub wrote
Reply to comment by thrithwig in TIFU by very eagerly trying to impress my crush with my 'climbing skills' by [deleted]
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nachtgespenst t1_ix5x7wr wrote
Reply to comment by EtherealPlagued in TIFU by showering my eyes with crazy glue by slt125
FWIW, I had PRK and had a very bad experience as well. Shitty vision and my eyes are dry and never comfortable.
thrithwig t1_ix5weyq wrote
Now you have a good conversation piece! You tried so hard at the most difficult climbing route you've ever attempted that you ripped off the skin from portions of your hand. Maybe Steve might find it cool.
Now you're absolutely right to not do something to impress a dude, but trying and failing to tackle a new wall is admirable. GL!
blueeyedpixxie t1_ix5sdfg wrote
Reply to comment by CodeIsWeird in TIFU by dancing to a tiktok sound. by throwawayacc5675
Kind of, but not fully
CodeIsWeird t1_ix5rf80 wrote
Reply to comment by blueeyedpixxie in TIFU by dancing to a tiktok sound. by throwawayacc5675
Okay so I was right
MakeMeOolong t1_ix5mrx4 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
Lmao, I was about to answer to your comment, but others have roasted you well enough. Hope you'll read with more attention next time. :)
MakeMeOolong t1_ix5mkio wrote
Reply to comment by zeldamuffin in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
You're missing the point. The only fact that they haven't done anything with it yet doesn't mean it's still yours, or that they should behave as if you were still living there.
Stop acting like an ungrateful child...
[deleted] t1_ix5gkd2 wrote
Reply to comment by skullyfrost40 in TIFU by dancing to a tiktok sound. by throwawayacc5675
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commiedestroyer420 t1_ix5g6yx wrote
Am i the only one who doesn’t really think it’s a big deal? My ex was into this kinda stuff, we broke up bc of different reasons bc I didn’t give af. Like… it’s a chic with a dick, you’re most likely bisexual… big deal
blueeyedpixxie t1_ix5fydz wrote
Reply to comment by CodeIsWeird in TIFU by dancing to a tiktok sound. by throwawayacc5675
It's classified as a "fear or dislike of gay people"
eidhrmuzz t1_ix5fb11 wrote
Reply to comment by typehyDro in TIFU by jerking my stick to chicks with dicks. by ohnowhatihaved
Yes. I’m more concerned by their chafing.
CodeIsWeird t1_ix5dcu3 wrote
Reply to comment by blueeyedpixxie in TIFU by dancing to a tiktok sound. by throwawayacc5675
I have but I thought I was a fear of being gay
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xkoreotic t1_ix591kk wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
Y'all horndogs need to learn what not to do at a family gathering, sheesh.
misaka-8888 t1_ix58uua wrote
Love futa porn is not a crime man. Have an open conversation with your partner.
iamreenie t1_ix573ak wrote
Reply to comment by Shizophone in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
It is. Then OP acts like it's her Aunts fault for coming inside her mom's home and busting her having sex. Jeesh.
thejoshuagraham t1_ix55qmy wrote
Reply to comment by Ria_rianna1 in TIFU by going to a male gynecologist by [deleted]
Ps if the doctor reacted that way, he needs his license taken away. It's gross and so are you.
cosmic-armadillo t1_ix54awy wrote
Reply to comment by penderhippy in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
Yeah, I used to live with my grandparents and had a room at their house. After I moved out, it became their room again. I recently moved back in with my grandmother because my grandfather passed away, and we still have our family reunions here, and I still wouldn't have sex here during one, especially with someone I haven't even introduced to my family as my bf/gf. And my door does have a lock. It's just disrespectful.
thinkwithyourdipstik t1_ix53odm wrote
2 things, 1, always be honest with your significant other, my girlfriend knows how often I do the business, she knows I'm a complete horn toad, 2, no comment on any of the rest of the story lol sorry bruh
Logical_Ad_1383 t1_ix52fw9 wrote
Reply to comment by ohnowhatihaved in TIFU by jerking my stick to chicks with dicks. by ohnowhatihaved
Most people confine their wank sessions to the bedroom furniture or the bathroom. Or if they must use the living room they put something down first. If you live with people though you shouldn't be in community spaces what you gonna do if your gf walks in with someone
typehyDro t1_ix52bcz wrote
Jerks it for TWO hours… wtf
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somedaywellfindit t1_ix51bko wrote
Reply to TIFU by dancing to a tiktok sound. by throwawayacc5675
Also on a separate note, a lot of people are using the wrong pronouns for OP's girlfriend. Just because a nonbinary person uses traditionally gendered terms (ie, boyfriend or girlfriend) doesn't mean you can use the wrong pronouns. The girlfriend uses they/them. Respect that.
[deleted] OP t1_ix5zdhy wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by very eagerly trying to impress my crush with my 'climbing skills' by [deleted]
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