Recent comments in /f/tifu
FLTDI t1_ix6lfnn wrote
Reply to TIFU by setting my balls on fire by [deleted]
You don't get what a tldr is do you?
Doxi_420420 t1_ix6ixf7 wrote
Reply to comment by xxDooomedxx in TIFU by setting my balls on fire by [deleted]
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xxDooomedxx t1_ix6ivr8 wrote
Reply to TIFU by setting my balls on fire by [deleted]
You fucked around and found out lol. Don't put aftershave on your balls. They should teach this shit in school...
[deleted] t1_ix6hulm wrote
Reply to comment by ArchmageNinja22 in TIFU by trying to be funny by ChumDumpsterr
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Reply to TIFU by trying to be funny by ChumDumpsterr
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ArchmageNinja22 t1_ix6h28z wrote
Reply to TIFU by trying to be funny by ChumDumpsterr
You didn't know she had a dead brother. However, you should still apologize. Tell her you genuinely had no idea and hope that she doesn't break up. Also, try to undo the erasing if possible. Hope this helps.
Botboy141 t1_ix6g4v7 wrote
Former climber of many years, who always preferred a ridiculous tough indoor Boulder climb compared to any outdoor leading.
Keep crushing it.
Finger pads be damned.
Isco1899 t1_ix6exx7 wrote
Reply to TIFU by trying to be funny by ChumDumpsterr
How long you been dating to not know that?
yumirow t1_ix6eh4b wrote
Reply to comment by JustThatTwoRedditGuy in TIFU by very eagerly trying to impress my crush with my 'climbing skills' by [deleted]
never said it applied to everyone, just guys I know
ChumDumpsterr OP t1_ix6e8zu wrote
Reply to comment by Kangar in TIFU by trying to be funny by ChumDumpsterr
💀
Apollyom t1_ix6e7af wrote
Reply to comment by BikerJedi in TIFU by shutting down an entire airline in 1997, costing them six figures. by BikerJedi
we all know Anathema, is one of the better ones, but we gotta get them there with yours and hooked on the others. The coastie stories are pretty great right now.
Kangar t1_ix6e6jw wrote
Reply to TIFU by trying to be funny by ChumDumpsterr
Just tell her you'll fix it, and then photoshop in a tombstone.
PBlove t1_ix6dhdv wrote
Reply to comment by hellydoosadwee in TIFU by dancing to a tiktok sound. by throwawayacc5675
If you have an academic login I can post the studies.
Its actually interesting because they were VERY hesitant to release the data (sample was only about 100 people) but oddly not as many people want to take the political risk to co firm or refuete the conclusions. (Especially since it showed heterosexual females lacked the same sex response found in all men AND homosexual females. They blamed it on the possible insensitivity of the female junk measuring devices. Or speculated that heterosexual females have a distinctly different and unkniwn genital reaction to sexual excitement)
Dizzy-Style1219 t1_ix6cttv wrote
Reply to TIFU by trying to be funny by ChumDumpsterr
I'd feel like an a-hole too but how were you supposed to know? I get that people don't owe someone every story about their life but that seems like something that should have been brought up at some point
OJH79 t1_ix6aflx wrote
He doesn't even know anything about Bouldering. Just do a yellow and fly up the wall. Lol.
JustThatTwoRedditGuy t1_ix69mru wrote
Reply to comment by yumirow in TIFU by very eagerly trying to impress my crush with my 'climbing skills' by [deleted]
That says a lot about you, and very little about guys in general.
MakeMeOolong t1_ix68jm6 wrote
Reply to comment by zeldamuffin in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
Very well, you're right. Your aunt is an awful person and she should definitely apologise for catching you fuck in a perfectly appropriate time and space without locking the door. Please accept my apology.
[deleted] t1_ix65h7p wrote
Reply to comment by Shadoxal in TIFU by trying to get back my vibrator by troubled_stranger
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yumirow t1_ix64sdk wrote
alr just a quick tip. I know pretty much no man turned on by an athletic feat of a women. They do of graceful or aesthetically pleasing ones tho
zeldamuffin OP t1_ix64dic wrote
Reply to comment by MakeMeOolong in TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
> The only fact that they haven't done anything with it yet doesn't mean it's still yours
No but my grandmother explicitly telling me it's still my room if I ever want to come and visit again does mean it's still mine.
Funaoe24 t1_ix62tba wrote
Reply to comment by somedaywellfindit in TIFU by dancing to a tiktok sound. by throwawayacc5675
*them
*they
Shadoxal t1_ix62l6p wrote
Reply to comment by Far-Crazy66 in TIFU by trying to get back my vibrator by troubled_stranger
Not trying to scare anyone... It's just good to know what's possible? If you go too hard with the pressure, it can harm you. If I had known that I would have been more careful. Never said don't do it, I said be careful. Idk why the negativity about that 🙄. And you can get higher pressure by covering part of the showerhead.
Far-Crazy66 t1_ix61h28 wrote
Reply to comment by Shadoxal in TIFU by trying to get back my vibrator by troubled_stranger
Okay that is INCREDIBLY rare tho, I feel like you’re trying to scare OP with your horror story, plenty of people use a shower head and do not have split clits glands shooting out of them..
PS what area do I have to move to in order to get your elite level of water pressure??
EtherealPlagued t1_ix6098a wrote
Reply to comment by nachtgespenst in TIFU by showering my eyes with crazy glue by slt125
Well shit lol looks like a lose lose then.
Doxi_420420 t1_ix6lj3v wrote
Reply to comment by FLTDI in TIFU by setting my balls on fire by [deleted]
I couldn’t post it unless I had