Lol. It is.

Totally. The first time I used tea tree soap on muh bits they had never felt so clean and fresh.

Just call and pretend you haven't heard from her and want to follow up. Play dumb to the entire fart call. She'll realize it must have been a wrong number or faulty connection. Probably won't even mention it after that.

Or you can take a photo of yourself in a pair of leather chaps with your exposed bare ass sitting on a Harley and email it to her with the caption, "I only brake for the wind."

Yep. Or something's gone wrong at the factory that made the shampoo and OP has chem burns as a result. Happened to me with Axe and Old Spice a few years ago.

"A complete, modern movement"

Anything with tea tree will irritate soft tissue

Jerked off w that shampoo dick felt freshhhhhhh

Funny enough I have a story of a guy who tried intentionally sticking it in my belly button 😔

i was playing a flight sim when i saw this,i started laughing hard and crashed my airbus.

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10/10 would only recommend this porn to ssbbw fans tho

Oh my satchel turned purple lmao it hurt so bad. So when i did it.. my wife was asleep on the couch. I walked in there with just a t shirt and said hey babe .. i think i fucked up.. woke up out of a sleep and said oh god what did you do.. told my dad later on and he said i thought you were just rubbing random shit on your weiner son.. lmfao

Misery loves company? Apparently you wanted distraction from the screaming child?

i feel like that would be dependant on the person calling

Bro, thunderguts would be a hilarious nickname

Ohhhh i cant even think what it did

You might have an allergy or extra sensitivity. I use this stuff and don't have that issue.
Or maybe your wife just has some incredibly intense brand. I have been using Trader Joe's.

But they don't love employees that are childish enough to fart in their phone.

I would just email the person apologising and explain you thought it was a spam call. I don't think you'll get the job but it might clear up any misunderstandings and not make your friend looking like a dick for recommending a farter.

Op i i got into poison ivy and i grabbed the wrong bottle in the dark and lathered on pure mint extract thinking i grabbed lavender oil... yeah i couldn't sit in cold water nor hot water

Get a new number (Google voice) and say that you accidentally put your old one on the app. You don't know who has that number now.

>He put it in too high

Ummmmmm. .. "I don't want that shit in my belly button, that's kind of like intercourse"

I get that, but it's not as if you said: "This is for you, muthereffer" first... AND, how did they even know it was YOU who answered? I feel like something more is going on here.

Resources Human? Rectal Hotline?

For sure! Def should’ve spent more time getting to know each other before throwing ourselves at each other like that. Glad I could give a good read hahah