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CaliWilly76 t1_ix9qflr wrote

Reply to Tifu by ruining my relationship and a special night by Freerz

" I have a glass of champagne and a drink. Then we go to another bar. I buy a round of shots, and 2 drinks. "

Mixing drinks can be very hard on the body and can cause someone to get overly drunk pretty quickly, especially if you have a smaller stature.

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gms29 OP t1_ix9mzmq wrote

Reply to comment by jusjusme in TIFU by spamming an array of the most explicit words in my family group using a python script by gms29

Assuming you already have python, go to command prompt - pip install pyautogui

If youre using IDLE - just copy paste this code

import random import pyautogui as pg import time

string=('noob','baby') #words you wanna print time.sleep(8)

for i in range (100): a=random.choice(string) pg.write(a) pg.press('enter')

If youre gonna do it vscode, you’ll need to setup virtual environment to install the library, cut copy paste and youre good to go. Make sure youre using python version 3.9 or 3.7 (i forgot on which i ran the code) . Youre good to goo!!

Edit : the loop decides the number of messages you wanna send

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leapin_lizardzz t1_ix9mpbq wrote

Reply to Tifu by ruining my relationship and a special night by Freerz

For all you trying to discredit op story::: I (kind-of)did the math

your body is constantly metabolizing....1 sec Google shows that the avg male metabolizes alcohol at a rate of 0.015 g/100mL/hour, which is the same as reducing your BAC level by 0.015 per hour.

It shows a shot can increase BAC by .02 -.04 Let's assume op is in the middle at .03 rise for every drink.

So...

5 drinks x .03 = BAC of 0.15

Then subtract the .015 burned off every hour..

0.15 - 4 x 0.015 (old school order of operations you fuckers!!) = a end of night BAC of 0.09

0.09 while over the driving limit is most definitely NOT Black out drunk....

Somethings up....either op is confused by how much alcohol he drank or something else is going on

ALSO!!! I find it suspect that GF said she thought it was a psychotic episode....NOT you dumbass drank too much and turned crazy. This indicates to me its not his normal drinking/drunk behavior

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leapin_lizardzz t1_ix9m429 wrote

Reply to comment by Minute-Ad-2148 in Tifu by ruining my relationship and a special night by Freerz

Except.....you forget that your body is constantly metabolizing....1 sec Google shows that the avg male metabolizes alcohol at a rate of 0.015 g/100mL/hour, which is the same as reducing your BAC level by 0.015 per hour.

It shows a shot can increase BAC by .02 -.04 Let's assume op is in the middle at .03 rise for every drink.

So...

5 drinks x .03 = BAC of 0.15

Then subtract the .015 burned off every hour..

0.15 - 4 x 0.015 (old school order of operations you fuckers!!) = a end of night BAC of 0.09

0.09 while over the driving limit is most definitely NOT Black out drunk....

Somethings up....either op is confused by how much alcohol he drank or something else is going on

ALSO!!! I find it suspect that GF said she thought it was a psychotic episode....NOT you dumbass drank too much and turned crazy. This indicates to me its not his normal drinking/drunk behavior

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