Maybe it'll heal but the swelling remain?

Always a risk when you're over 30.

That is odd... I kinda wonder if she did it so she could go off with someone else (if you know what I mean)

Another thought I had was that someone "wanted" his gf, spiked a drink, and OP got said drink.

Proof or Ban

I had assumed prolapse or severely pulled lower back. Had a family friend who stayed with us for a period of time and he sneezed while doing his business and hurt his lower back so bad he couldn’t walk for 2-weeks, then had to use a walking aid for 2 weeks after that.

I coughed while having a shit once, felt something in my ass that was akin to a bendy straw getting stretched open, massive pile for a while.

I slammed my penith in the toilet seat

My question is referring to how you date someone and not know basic information such as the # of siblings.

It’s a boat, not a ship.

Uh, that's really wrong. I drink once every couple weeks, sometimes once a month and I can put away 4 glasses of scotch before I feel it.

People with deep pockets get special treatment.

But yeah, my condolences mate, may your penis heal quickly 💪

Damn at first I was expecting you to shit your organs out by accident so that was unexpected 😭

I think it’s a chick

I feel like this is made up story to serve as an ad for the phone.

5 drinks over four hours is enough to make you drunk enough to act kinda ridiculous imo. Especially if you had food in your belly that slowed down the absorption of alcohol of the first few drinks but not afterwards so the latter bit hit all at once.

It still is, I don’t use it as much now but it’s still mine lol

Considering ALLL the old ships, subs, and other military things you can tour: Why would they allow tours on an active ship?

In Job Corps when the opposite gender entered a dorm, they had to announce it with a shout. That way anyone feeling they may get exposed have warning they're about to be within sights. It was a bit crude, but it could have solved this problem.

I mean… not sure how showing a picture of a dead little brother is gonna be relevant anywhere in the relationship. I’m sure OP knew he existed, just that he never saw a picture of him.

He said he knows his limits. Take em at his word.

I see what you did there lol

Why don't you go peeing in the shower until it's healed? Doesn't matter if it's a mess there

They allow family tours on nuclear subs?

We can start saving seats 😂