Recent comments in /f/tifu

XR171 t1_ixabcf4 wrote

Reply to TIFU by flashing unsuspecting woman touring my ship. by [deleted]

Mehh, that's the risk a family takes coming aboard. Granted you should have heard the 1MC but it sounds like a good laugh is all that happened.

My boat had an EM giving his wife a tour. I was in ML head washing my hands fully dressed when they walked in. I gasped very loudly and said "SOMEONE'S IN HERE!" as I covered my already well covered nipples. His wife covered her eyes and backed out as fast as she could while I was laughing. Her husband called me an asshole.

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yinniferdurmyd t1_ixa9mtf wrote

Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by sneezing while on the toilet by [deleted]

You might be fine with the pee, since it's pretty sterile. Might want to use lukewarm water once a day though to clean it (I imagine wiping is quite difficult and painful atm) to clean instead? I've no clue how to wash a dick though, I don't have one 😂

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Rattimus t1_ixa8jat wrote

Reply to Tifu by ruining my relationship and a special night by Freerz

Get drug-tested if you can find somewhere to do it/can afford it.

This sounds exactly like what happened to my cousin a few years ago, turns out some frat guys drugged her at a Halloween party. Very fortunately, her friends did not think she was psycho and were able to get her out of there.

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DadOfFan t1_ixa8fy8 wrote

Reply to Tifu by ruining my relationship and a special night by Freerz

Really sorry what happened to you. but what really spooks me is the "me too's" in the comment section. Often blokes who put their drink down near a woman's drink.

WTF is wrong with MEN. No wonder woman are literally afraid of every man, if they cant go out without the fear of their drinks being spiked.

I am so sorry ladies. I know in my day we were not always gentlemen, but this sort of behaviour was rare (unknown).

I do not know what the solution is but we have to find one.

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