Recent comments in /f/tifu
[deleted] t1_ixam1bq wrote
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Armando909396 t1_ixam0g0 wrote
This happened to me at a bar, some asshole bartender put some benzo in my drink and I lost my shit and ended up going through a window and bleeding out
Edit: she’s not the one my dude even if you did have a psychotic break so doesn’t care about your well-being? Or your relationship
koopooky t1_ixalf73 wrote
Reply to TIFU by sneezing while on the toilet by [deleted]
I thought you were going to say you sneezed so hard that violent stack of shit missiled out of your ass and all over the bathroom wall 😂
msnmck t1_ixald0z wrote
Reply to comment by aidan8et in TIFU by flashing unsuspecting woman touring my ship. by [deleted]
Not wanting random people to see my dick is homophobia?
Make it make sense.
No really.
[deleted] OP t1_ixalaj1 wrote
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aidan8et t1_ixal3ic wrote
Reply to comment by msnmck in TIFU by flashing unsuspecting woman touring my ship. by [deleted]
Ah, good ol' homophobia...
aidan8et t1_ixakw0e wrote
Reply to comment by Alantsu in TIFU by flashing unsuspecting woman touring my ship. by [deleted]
aidan8et t1_ixakkpo wrote
Reply to comment by SinisterYear in TIFU by flashing unsuspecting woman touring my ship. by [deleted]
Hehehe "seaman"...
Dexamalion t1_ixakh9n wrote
Reply to comment by Hoelbrak in TIFU by flashing unsuspecting woman touring my ship. by [deleted]
Seems like people who tour early in the morning also get special treatment
lord_schizocorn t1_ixakcus wrote
Reply to comment by Aftermathemetician in TIFU by flashing unsuspecting woman touring my ship. by [deleted]
I’m one of those shore sailors. I’ve never been on a ship so I wouldn’t know.
Aftermathemetician t1_ixak3pz wrote
Reply to comment by lord_schizocorn in TIFU by flashing unsuspecting woman touring my ship. by [deleted]
You wouldn’t believe how much they let the crew know about visitors coming aboard while at sea.
Ocean_Spice t1_ixajofz wrote
… That’s literally not how any of this works
narcolepticdoc t1_ixajkv8 wrote
Reply to comment by acidrain69 in Tifu by ruining my relationship and a special night by Freerz
Came here for this comment
tetranordeh t1_ixajg90 wrote
Reply to comment by Minute-Ad-2148 in Tifu by ruining my relationship and a special night by Freerz
You're gonna be confident enough to ask for fluid ounces, but not alcohol percentages? Come on.
Impulsive94 t1_ixaj93s wrote
Reply to comment by cmori3 in Tifu by ruining my relationship and a special night by Freerz
That's not a healthy attitude to have man. Can't go through life thinking about all the worst case scenarios and it's not fair to tar every woman with the same brush because of one experience.
Yes something shitty happened to me but you have to look at it from both sides. She just thought I was drunk and trying it on with her close friend in front of her. I didn't and don't blame her for thinking the worst, but we spoke about it and she listened to me. That's what matters.
1Sluggo t1_ixaj8kv wrote
That’s not how STDs work. Maybe research a bit before writing fiction.
[deleted] OP t1_ixaiicq wrote
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player12391 t1_ixai75y wrote
Bro that sucks relationships come and go that's nature but dude if there's one thing you take away from this at the end of the day learn to control your liquor
RealFakeLlama t1_ixai6we wrote
Reply to comment by Sorry_Ad_1285 in Tifu didn’t know it was a erotic massage parlor and got chlamydia by [deleted]
This. I was just about to write the same
[deleted] OP t1_ixahyl4 wrote
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Bluesparc t1_ixaht04 wrote
Reply to comment by Sorry_Ad_1285 in Tifu didn’t know it was a erotic massage parlor and got chlamydia by [deleted]
Exactly lmao, Tyrese ain't the only one been hoeing around
Edit to clarify, I don't necessarily mean OP, could be his girl, but there is alot missing here lmao
ThoolooExpress t1_ixahs4g wrote
If she actually cared about you her first thought if she thought you had some kind of psychotic break would be for your health, not questioning your relationship. I'm not it's never justified to break up with somebody because their mental health issues are getting in the way of your relationship, but if the relationship was otherwise going well that should be more significant decision than you can have in the morning after a weird night out.
Also some of these comments are making me think I might've been drugged in the past and assumed I'd drank more than I thought I did.
l337quaker t1_ixah4wk wrote
Reply to comment by coltong11 in Tifu by ruining my relationship and a special night by Freerz
I got roofied at a concert, pretty sure it was meant for my girlfriend. Luckily we split the drink so we both got half of whatever was in it, but it was still a very rough night.
Minute-Ad-2148 t1_ixah03y wrote
Reply to comment by RagnaroknRoll3 in Tifu by ruining my relationship and a special night by Freerz
How many fl ounces of alcohol are you putting in your drinks? You must be putting barely any in there if it takes you 4 drinks before you start getting warm and fuzzy
Minute-Ad-2148 t1_ixamd1a wrote
Reply to comment by tetranordeh in Tifu by ruining my relationship and a special night by Freerz
Why would I need to ask about percentages when they already told me what they drink? Scotch is typically around 60% alc give or take 10 points.
I guess deductive reasoning is not a strength of yours.