Hah, yeah that's probably a bit too intense!

OP seems to speak Spanish. In Spanish Human Resources is Recursos Humanos.

Literally the only thing I did right my first time was cutting my fingernails beforehand in order to not hurt her lol

Man what 😭 I'd actually cry in the car on the way home, what is this man??

I worry about some peoples level of tolerance for discomfort.... try some veet and get back to me when you've experienced real discomfort

THIS i love doing this

Just be glad it didn't get on your butthole. It's a cold burn that seems to increase when you're frantically trying to wash it off. Silver lining: you will always check soap bottles first before washing downtown with it.

From his description he's using the Paul Mitchell brand which is the same stuff I use. It's labelled tea tree but really, it's mostly peppermint. Like, Dr Bronner strength peppermint.

>this blend infused with tea tree oil, peppermint and witch hazel

Tea tree soaps don't usually burn. Was it the Paul Mitchell brand of teatree shampoo by chance? That stuff is like Dr Bronner's peppermint with a splash of tea tree. That's probably what actually caused your burning balls. I can't believe you actually went ahead with putting it on your crotch because it literally smells like a fucking York peppermint patty when you open the bottle.

It sounds like he used the Paul Mitchell teatree shampoo which also has a buttload of peppermint in it. That's the real culprit.

As a sidenote, Dr Bronner's teatree won't burn you but the DB peppermint sure will. My husband used it to wash his entire lower region once and immediately regretted it.

Interesting. Gonna keep that piece of info in my pocket lol

If teatree is burning you that badly.... you should probably apply it more often. Source, I use dr. bronners teatree soap every day, does not burn in the slightest.

Can't you register in whatever country you live to the "don't call me" register and you won't get spam calls anymore.

I did this two nights ago right before the venue we went to for my buddy to propose to his gf. The nethers were really cold and I was just waiting for it to start burning lmfao

Tell them a family member stole it 😂

Is it original source mint shower gel by any chance? Because that shit will make your arse whistle

So she knows sex gets better after losing your virginity.

I don't understand what the fuck up is, can someone explain it

So?

Sometimes we just like to put it in weird places just for the hell of it or to be funny

Sounds like a really shitty one, I'd imagine.

^lil ^bits

If anything, i would say you accidentally put it on speaker (and thats why she heard you fart). Talk to your friend first and find out what he knows

Im telling you lmao i was 24 i think when this happened

Dad logic at its best🤣