#SNATCH IN THE HATCH DON'T SAY FUCK!

If you are on a 688 Class, I can totally picture this crossing from 21-man berthing to the head across the hall.

Holy shit…near self-Bobbitization. /s

Ok hear me out... funnel

Fluffy drinks and shots don’t mix well at all. Possibly drank more than your realized.

Oh yeah adorable is just the word I was thinking. That's a great point as well, we haven't brought any of the other diet aspects or genetical differences into the conversation. He's just jumping to conclusions and telling people how to live their life

I go to a group fitness gym, use to be a crossfit gym but they dropped the name/fees. Sounds like a crap gym if that was your experience. All people at my gym go through an introduction course, and the coaches are walking people through all the workouts, testing what you can do, and scaling it appropriately for your level. Today alone in class we had a 70 year old lady, and a girl in her 3rd trimester of pregnancy working out next to people who are very fit, all scaled to appropriate movements.

Or you messed up big time by not being honest, and they tried to help you as you stated, and you were dishonest with them on your capability, how you are feeling. We all start somewhere, and there is no shame in being the new person or out of shape.

Isn't he just adorable? Acting like he knows how everyone's body works. I'm 200 pounds and have a high metabolism.

I got drugged once and I know there is more than one type of drug to take advantage of someone, when it happened to me I had 2 drinks at dinner, we walked back to the car but my wife had to use the restroom so we stopped in a bar, I grabbed another beer because of the long line in the bathroom, drank the beer and by the time she got out I went from (almost) completely sober to black out passing out drunk, over the course of maybe 15 minutes, not even enough time for the beer to hit. I say all of that to say this, I had the worst hangover of my life the next day, couldn’t open my eyes or move kind of hangover, but you could have been dosed with something else

"I was in the pool!"

Get a blood toxicology scan, ask to check for being drugged.

Is okay, OP is making dudes with micropenises feel good about their junk

I’m a woman and rarely drink, and while this much this fast would get me drunk, it wouldn’t get me blackout drunk.

1.5 to 3 ounces.

Yep, happened to me too. You go from remembering everything to remembering nothing. Like someone cut out that swatch of time with scissors. I only know about the shit I did because my friends were with me and thought I was just wasted. I was with a group of friends, including several attractive girls, at a shitty crowded dive bar in a sketchy college town and had 2 drinks. It was also quarter draft night and the group I was with would buy 20 beers at a time and they were served to us in open cups on a cafeteria tray. I think our group had 3 trays stacked on top of each other before we even started drinking. Didn't take long for me to piece together what had happened to me. I took a roofie bullet intended for one of the girls.

What I haven't been able to figure out is why? Even if the responsible person managed to drug one of the girls instead of my ugly ass, what was their play? She was with a group of like 15 people, at least 8 or 9 of whom were gigantic men. I played football in college and hung out with a bunch of linebackers and defensive linemen. I'm a pretty big dude by most people's standards and I was the smallest guy the group. So what was the next move that wouldn't result in the assailant dying?

Yeah, but how your abs look? Worth it to go again?

Now you can forever use a big dick joke!

Once, I got my dick stuck in a toilet.

How'd it get stuck in a toilet?

It was too big.

(or something to that effect)

I don't know if it is too late to go to the hospital to get tested for date rape drugs.

I caught a roofie bullet when I was out drinking with a group of girls in college. After a few drinks I was completely out of control and blacked out. I woke up in a bush at a McDonald's in the hood wearing clothes that weren't mine. The next day hangover was similar to the time I drank a liter of Jim Beam just to see if I could (spoiler -- I could. But I paid for it the next day with alternating shits and pukes until nothing but bile was coming from either end).

Do you take a stimulant like Adderall or Concerta by chances? Those can give you the blackout effect while you're still on your feet. It's also possible if you're a bigger guy that the dose was smaller because it was intended for a small woman and not you.

Either way, sounds like you were roofied. I'm not sure if you can still get a medical test done for it but I'd go anyways just in case.

Maturity is in being able to take a step back and listen. Even if her assessment is fair. The guy is saying he was drugged, she believe he had mental breakdown, maybe the first thing is to see to it he gets help first and break up with him a little later. A “ruined party night” is peanuts next to the mental health of your partner. If it’s a new relationship, I get it. But if it’s been 6 months, she should start thinking about his health with more priority

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I didn’t say my margin of error was correct. I said that my margin of error’s margin of error was correct. Or do you not understand the words that are typed across my comment?

This. Or call a local emergency department, or police, or whoever, to find out who the appropriate people to test, quickly

10 points is not 40 points. Your margin of error is definitely off

A sneeze does not have to be loud. You could unlearn vocalizing when you sneeze.

Nice, so within my margin of error’s margin of error. I knew I was right about that.