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Brlnn t1_ixd10v5 wrote
Reply to comment by Eldhannas in TIFU by forgetting that OneDrive exists by [deleted]
That’s fair, never looked at it that way
Eldhannas t1_ixd0xj2 wrote
Reply to comment by Brlnn in TIFU by forgetting that OneDrive exists by [deleted]
It's very convenient to use Spotify or YouTube for all your music, until the artist decides to pull their albums off those services. Even more so for porn.
r33f3rz0mb1e t1_ixd0j54 wrote
Reply to TIFU By trying to save a kitten by Ahpla
Cats are very stupid and fearful creatures and they have a surprising bite force. Tried to help a cat one time also and he clamped down on me. Even though it hurt I was more impressed its little jaws could clamp down very tight at all. I will never help a cat again as most of them are assholes. I like sweet cats though.
harleyspoison267 t1_ixczwno wrote
Reply to TIFU By trying to save a kitten by Ahpla
When I was a little kid, my dad was driving through a construction zone and there was a cat stuck between the cars and the barrier (so no hope of getting off the road) and weaving around desperately trying not to get hit by traffic. After being overcome by a fit of what my partner calls, "daughter's make you soft", my dad pulls over to try to save this cat because he's relatively certain this cat is going to die and is upset at seeing it panic. He opens the car, and after some coaxing, manages to get the cat inside, but that was when all hell breaks loose... It flies around yowling and scratching and absolutely losing its mind. My dad gets torn to shreds in the process--bruises, deep gashes in his arms and face, bite marks, etc. By this point, my dad is pretty pissed and is starting to care quite a bit less about whether or not the cat dies... I'm not sure the exact timeline from this point, but basically he tries to take the cat to a shelter and get himself to urgent care and the shelter won't take the cat (both because it's aggressive and because it's bit him) and the urgent care says he has to keep the cat until his rabies test comes back.
I was maybe 7 at the time, so my dad was naturally the toughest person I knew, so when he came home looking like he just went 5 rounds with Floyd Mayweather, I was naturally terrified of the demon cat. My aunt, consummate animal lover, was called, and even though she could not get the cat to come around, she did bring over a giant cage (she had malamutes) so the cat could live in our garage for awhile. My mom would take out paper plates of spam and cat food and tuna a couple times a day to put through the slats of the cage, but I'd lock the door behind her because I'd be so scared.
Long story short, dad did not get rabies, recovered from his injuries, rescues refused to take the VERY feral cat, and dad found a very large bit of woods far from any roads to release the cat in for the remainder of it's days. Hopefully it's good now. I do not think it would have ever been happy in a home. It didn't even like cat food.
OP, you did what you could, but cats are naturally pretty wild and if they've never been handled by a human before, being on the streets may feel more like home even if it's hard for us to see them cold or hungry. All we can do is do what we can to support them. I hope you can get those wounds treated soon!
MajestaHazel t1_ixczai2 wrote
Reply to TIFU by forgetting that OneDrive exists by [deleted]
She sounds controlling and insecure. Have fun with that.
Brlnn t1_ixcxj5x wrote
Reply to comment by ThinkItDreamItDoIt in TIFU by forgetting that OneDrive exists by [deleted]
I understand but, having 2 terabytes of music seems a little less concerning than having 2 terabytes of porn saved. We all know porn can lead to many problems and having hundred of videos saved could indicate that that person may have a problem that needs to be addressed, no? That’s just my perspective on it
AppalachianWidow t1_ixcxh6r wrote
Reply to comment by ArchmageNinja22 in TIFU by trying to be funny by ChumDumpsterr
I think he knew about the dead brother but didn’t realize it was him in the picture since she has another brother.
Embarrasssg3662 t1_ixcxchl wrote
Reply to comment by fish-keeper69 in TIFU by flashing unsuspecting woman touring my ship. by [deleted]
Y’all are too comfortable with each other to where having to secure your dangly bits is even an issue. Lol
Prind25 t1_ixcwlgo wrote
Reply to comment by Brlnn in TIFU by forgetting that OneDrive exists by [deleted]
Why do people buy "greatest hits of the 80's" albums?
ThinkItDreamItDoIt t1_ixcuk82 wrote
Reply to comment by Brlnn in TIFU by forgetting that OneDrive exists by [deleted]
Why do people make playlists for music? There's your answer.
redbucket75 t1_ixcujl0 wrote
Reply to TIFU by forgetting that OneDrive exists by [deleted]
A relationship rule about not watching porn feels very 1995
Brlnn t1_ixctl8t wrote
Reply to TIFU by forgetting that OneDrive exists by [deleted]
I never understood why people “keep porn” especially gbs worth of it. Being young and horny is understandable and I’m not hating on anyone who does save it. Just why go through the trouble to save it all when you can just look it back up? Unless it’s some old school dvd shit.
Tanagrabelle t1_ixcqxv2 wrote
Reply to TIFU By trying to save a kitten by Ahpla
You are awesome for trying so hard!
skag_mcmuffin t1_ixcqihb wrote
Reply to comment by FeelingFloor2083 in TIFU by sneezing while on the toilet by [deleted]
Pulling your intercostal muscles KILLS
rookie-translator t1_ixcpr1l wrote
Reply to TIFU by sneezing while on the toilet by [deleted]
unexpected circumcision
Kcnflman t1_ixcpcue wrote
Reply to TIFU By trying to save a kitten by Ahpla
Thanks , now “Cat scratch fever” is stuck in my head!
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[deleted] OP t1_ixcl7gf wrote
Reply to comment by Kcnflman in TIFU by sneezing while on the toilet by [deleted]
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Kcnflman t1_ixcl6it wrote
Reply to TIFU by sneezing while on the toilet by [deleted]
DIY circumcision
weirdestferalcat OP t1_ixch4yb wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU by overexerting myself at the gym. by weirdestferalcat
No abs yet, but I'll go again. I'll just scale back and do things properly this time.
No_Quiet_2741 t1_ixcbv8t wrote
Reply to TIFU by sneezing while on the toilet by [deleted]
I was shocked honestly. I thought you said your penis fell in the toilet 😭
Vondecoy t1_ixcboxr wrote
Reply to comment by picomtg in TIFU by flashing unsuspecting woman touring my ship. by [deleted]
You ARE the tour.
MeldyWeldy t1_ixc7wub wrote
Reply to comment by Ahpla in TIFU By trying to save a kitten by Ahpla
I'd recommend thick welder gloves(work great for cooking and campfires too!) or some steel mesh gloves for your new animal wrangling hobby.😜
OGGweilo1 t1_ixc7r0d wrote
Reply to comment by Novel-One-9447 in Tifu by ruining my relationship and a special night by Freerz
Had a very similar experience. Fuck people who do this.
Titan2486 t1_ixd22u0 wrote
Reply to comment by Brlnn in TIFU by forgetting that OneDrive exists by [deleted]
I get what u mean! I had never actually used it tbh...idk why I kept it...fucked in the head I guess