It would be a real shame if homies knees stopped working.

Yeah, he definitely put his foot in his mouth with that one.

No one should ever ask you to give up porn and masturbation unless you have a serious problem

Good for you! Admitting TIFU on your TIFU. Most would delete and walk away... We all make mistakes.

Thank you for this. You have a great way with words and telling a story. You'll be fine. You seem like an incredible person and will find happiness and love. Keep being awesome and take care.

Nice profile picture of Suoh Tamaki. All the best and hope you find love and end up happily like Haruhi and Tamaki

Sounds like a typical high situation.

But the real question is, how else does one celebrate Thanksgiving other than taking time off work and hanging with family?

Also, just curious where you guys parked your spaceship when you landed on earth, since Amazon wish lists are about 20 years old, at least.

Seems super weird that you're just hearing about them.

Ive learned to try to do my own maintenance until i run out of having the correct tools. Repaired my xbox red ring of death 3 times and a laptop twice with some simple googling

I'm sure if you're not an asshole about it, most cashiers won't care. Try not to press your luck tho and just take the L if it doesn't work. Other than that, fuck multi-million dollar corpos.

>the k version probably is only worth $20-30 more

But OP said he lost 450 euros...?

Based on his other comments in this post, I highly doubt OP is running on all cylinders so very unlikely to be doing that.

Lol :)

thank you for saying this!!! this really resonates with me. it’s something that I can’t take back, but now I guess I have closure!

Hah, I'm a guy with one leg. I can assure you, this is not the most awkward encounter he has ever had.

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Nah, you played your cards. Live with no regrets. Fear is a choice.

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Poured my heart into this, probably gonna delete it when I get embarrassed lol. Sorry it’s so long

I supervise other auditors. Whenever they come to me with a finding, my first question is "Are you sure?" Many times people develop tunnel vision and can't see other possible explanations.

Yeah gonna give ya the hard news- most places aren't just telling you no. Most of the time the register will not accept the receipt past the return date. Lying won't help.

This isn't this guys first bad joke. I'm sure he can tell by now when it's malicious or accidental. My mom had one eye after an accident when she was a kid. She knew more funny blind jokes than anyone else I ever met.