Recent comments in /f/tifu
Monvi t1_ixgx1s3 wrote
Reply to comment by EmergencyLavishness1 in TIFU by freaking out about a cute kitten in a dream by Pantera_Atrox
I had a roommate who watched me make a full pbj sandwich while sleepwalking, place the sandwich on the shelf in the fridge, and walk back upstairs. He didn’t know I was a sleepwalker, and was more confused than offended by me not responding, but realized I wasn’t coming back down after an hour, so he ate the sandwich to prevent it going to waste. Apparently I make a damn good pbj for a sleepwalker
Pantera_Atrox OP t1_ixgwz3h wrote
Reply to comment by EmergencyLavishness1 in TIFU by freaking out about a cute kitten in a dream by Pantera_Atrox
Oh wow, that's harsh. I guess I'm fortunate that I wake myself up when I scream, yell, or sometimes even snoring too loud.
EmergencyLavishness1 t1_ixgwkn5 wrote
Reply to comment by Pantera_Atrox in TIFU by freaking out about a cute kitten in a dream by Pantera_Atrox
I started recording my sleeps because my housemates were constantly asking me if I’m ok.
Apparently I had night terrors. I had no idea. I recorded a few nights sleep and immediately apologized to them all. Some of what was captured literally sounded like I was being murdered in my sleep. I had no idea
Pantera_Atrox OP t1_ixgvfo7 wrote
Reply to comment by EmergencyLavishness1 in TIFU by freaking out about a cute kitten in a dream by Pantera_Atrox
😂🤣😂🤣
I had a similar thought. I'm sure it would have gone viral "grown ass man screams and jumps out of bed in his sleep"
EmergencyLavishness1 t1_ixgv8je wrote
I know this sounds creepy, but for the love of god please get a night time camera setup in your room for when you are sleeping.
This all sounds too hilarious to not capture on camera!
La5tMoNsTeR85 t1_ixguga0 wrote
Reply to comment by Pantera_Atrox in TIFU by freaking out about a cute kitten in a dream by Pantera_Atrox
It would be so amazing if you could fly is pay to see that I want the ability to teleport any where at any time.
Pantera_Atrox OP t1_ixgubkx wrote
Reply to comment by La5tMoNsTeR85 in TIFU by freaking out about a cute kitten in a dream by Pantera_Atrox
I gave up any hope of trying to interpret my dreams ages ago. LoL. They are entirely too whacky and crazy and specific and detailed.
I do have a recurring dream for the past 25 years or so where if I get just the right running start and just the right concentration, I can fly. But there is no interpretation needed there: I totally wish I could fly.
I've actually got a decent enough (and strange enough) collection of dreams that I could probably make a one season mini series out of them.
La5tMoNsTeR85 t1_ixgu0yd wrote
Oooh that really has to suck!!! ok but maybe in the near/far future you will have one maybe that's what your dream was telling you that's how I see it in my opinion...
ErichOdin t1_ixgtzgf wrote
Seems like the plot of a poorly written comedy, where the movie could wrap up in 2 minutes after speaking to the misunderstanding party.
Pantera_Atrox OP t1_ixgtw68 wrote
Reply to comment by La5tMoNsTeR85 in TIFU by freaking out about a cute kitten in a dream by Pantera_Atrox
I badly wish I could.
I love animals, but rental agreement prohibits pets and even if that wasn't the case, I'm away from home for too much time during the week and that would be too cruel to leave a cat or dog alone for that much time.
Pantera_Atrox t1_ixgtoe7 wrote
Reply to TIFU by buying my wife's best friend a pair of $250 designer high heels and week before my wife's birthday. by [deleted]
Dealing with Amazon marketplace sellers is the Worst. It's very rare that I purchase something that is not sold by or at least shipped by Amazon. I'll almost never buy on Amazon if it's both sold and shipped by a 3rd party, unless it's a major company/brand. I will even pay a it more for the Amazon option, specially to avoid situations like this.
If it's shipped by Amazon, you can cancel order until it gets actually shipped out. After it's shipped, you can return it. If it's shipped by a 3rd party, you may or may not get any help with this kind of issue.
SavedMist36005 t1_ixgtmp6 wrote
I’m so scared that this is gonna happen to me soon….
La5tMoNsTeR85 t1_ixgtklz wrote
Maybe this means you need to get a kitten there actually really good pets if raised right!!!
NameUnbroken t1_ixgs08c wrote
Reply to comment by recoil101 in TIFU by pinning my crush on Zoom when I was the host by [deleted]
Nice!
mollynjake t1_ixgrs4h wrote
I also ask your mum if I can eat 'candy'
dryingsocks t1_ixgqvyg wrote
Reply to comment by RandomUsername12123 in TIFU by getting scammed at a computer repair shop by Bruh_lolo
the K variant is also probably a higher bin so you might be getting slightly better performance per watt and stability
recoil101 t1_ixgq78d wrote
Reply to comment by NameUnbroken in TIFU by pinning my crush on Zoom when I was the host by [deleted]
He did and he got a decent settlement out of it for discrimination and for the sexual harassment as she was his supervisor.
A_Total_Retard_007 t1_ixgoahw wrote
Reply to TIFU by not listening to the song my husband wrote for our autistic daughter. by backgroundmusik
It’s more based off of miscommunication i’d say! Don’t at all think you are an asshole or anything! Just wait it out, try to forget this! It’ll probably work
markwell9 t1_ixgo5cw wrote
Respect for owning your mistake
A_Total_Retard_007 t1_ixgnvcs wrote
Reply to comment by Emotional-Ticket6570 in TIFU by losing my patience with a whiny crybaby by [deleted]
That’s basically everyone’s family members and/or relatives that you are referring to
[deleted] OP t1_ixgnro7 wrote
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NameUnbroken t1_ixgnlyr wrote
Reply to comment by recoil101 in TIFU by pinning my crush on Zoom when I was the host by [deleted]
That's discrimination, and that person should be terminated for it. Your friend should go to that HR person's higher up and report it.
dman2864 t1_ixgmu8x wrote
Reply to TIFU by accidentally making fun of a guy missing a leg while delivering pizzas by Goddamitnoleg
I bet your face was priceless.
[deleted] t1_ixgmism wrote
Reply to comment by Visualize_ in TIFU by getting scammed at a computer repair shop by Bruh_lolo
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EmergencyLavishness1 t1_ixgxtsw wrote
Reply to comment by Monvi in TIFU by freaking out about a cute kitten in a dream by Pantera_Atrox
Hahahahaha that’s awesome. I’m getting step brothers(the movie) vibes from this. Like you just made a sandwich for your fav person without knowing it