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ooglieguy0211 t1_ixitd60 wrote

All the things that you think are important now while you're in high school are only important NOW. They wont mean a damn thing after you graduate. Nobody in the adult world cares if you were popular in school, nobody cares if you were the prom king/queen. None of that matters outside of high school. What DOES matter, is people. The relationships we have with people, the connections with that special person. If there is a connection, the school has no bearing on what happens between the 2 of you. YOU make it work, take that chance, keep that connection. An hour away is not very far. If it becomes an even deeper connection, even the different countries becomes only a hurdle, not a brick wall. Make the time count, don't sit around and mope or play the, "What-if" game. There are only hurdles in life, find a way to overcome them. The only inescapable thing in life is death, aside from that, you make your path in this world. Make it a good one.

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SaxyOmega90125 t1_ixisn0u wrote

Oh, you threw her in feet? Okay, I was thinking you walked up to the bed and tossed her down, not that you chucked her clean across the room.

I'm still a bit surprised that broke ribs though - I mean, even a full-force punch specifically intended to cause injury isn't usually going to do that, typically takes a clean and strong kick at least - so I'm still wondering about a calcium or vitamin K deficiency. Consider getting vitamin tabs of those.

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rmitch011 t1_ixisjuk wrote

  1. Go to Germany

  2. Talk to hot German girls

  3. The 1st German girl, that you already connected with comes home - sees you hitting it off with other hot German girls...

  4. ASK THEM ALL to come to help you study, individually. Without telling any of the others. When they get to where you live (or one of the richer German girls' houses, whatever works) tell them all about your story like you told us, and make sure the first German girl comes last. All the other German girls will think you are adorable and be rooting for you. Get one of them to try to make the one you're already interested in 'jealous' by flirting with you. Ask them to help you practice flirting. While they are teaching you, put the moves on BIG TIME! THEN -

When she gets there - you will either:

A. Gangbang B. German girl gets weirded out and leaves, at which point - gangbang with the rest.
C. The mom comes home and catches you. D. Then you get to gangbang the mother too. E. When the older sister gets home, you should know what to do by now.

Do you?

Do you already know what to do? what?

Gangbang.

  1. $$$PROFIT$$$

This can apply to all areas of life. You're welcome, and have a safe trip! Don't forget to get your shots, and remember, never go ATM unless they do it first.

Then, you MUST go ATM. ALWAYS.

otherwise, never go atm.

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fuck-alia-iacta-est OP t1_ixise4j wrote

Not to say she isn't responsible for what she does but her parents raised her to be this way, they are the root cause of her problems. They abused her/continue to do so and she doesn't seem to understand how to be in a relationship without being abusive.

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Malevolent_Mangoes t1_ixis3q0 wrote

I feel bad for her parents. I mean wtf kinda monster did they raise? Their “hair trigger love hate relationship” is probably because their child is a complete bitch.

Edit: Though the father is shitty for having control of her bank account, it’s completely understandable because of how his daughter behaves.

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fuck-alia-iacta-est OP t1_ixirt6l wrote

>You can’t have your future kids growing up in that world.

Verizon installer said something very similar to me. You know you fucked up when even the FIOS guy sees something is wrong and tries to help.

We broke up in April. In early May she told me she would move out at the beginning of June. That turned out to be a lie. I was going to spend most of the summer at the beach anyway so I figured I would look for an apartment when I stopped being able to spend time there.

I didn't have the perspective to just up and move out, at first I thought/hoped that she would at least get better. That doesn't seem to have worked out as well as I'd hoped, another FU.

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SaxyOmega90125 t1_ixirfqa wrote

You'd be surprised how much shock force you can put down with both arms locked, both hands focused into as small an area as possible, your full body thrusting on top, adrenaline flowing, and a person under you who is already injured or has chronic health issues.

If you break a rib though, generally speaking either they already had broken ribs or you weren't doing the correct compression technique for CPR. (Edit: or chronic health issue thing ofc)

Source: I am a CPR-certified first responder

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Sajomir t1_ixir3m1 wrote

I responded somewhere else in here, but just wanna speak more generally here. I feel you.

Knew a girl in 8th grade, felt really natural when we were around each other. That year we had a class trip where she fell asleep on my shoulder on the bus ride home.

As soon as we got home my parents hit me with the news we were moving. I never worked up the nerve to tell her how I felt.

Life goes on. It hurt then, and I still get a flutter when I think back and wonder what if. But I've met a ton of great people since then, and have been married almost 10 years. I wouldn't be the person I am without having gone through the stuff I have.

You had a great time with this girl right? Cherish it. That's gonna be a great memory years from now.

Feeling pain and sadness is a part of life, too. Even if it hurts, that means you know you had a great experience. For me, I take comfort that I cared enough to feel sad. Knowing I can still feel sad instead of just detached or empty is kind of comforting in its own way.

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SaxyOmega90125 t1_ixir2rr wrote

You caught a slight typo - I meant 1500lbs shock force to break a rib. Obviously the size of the object is an issue but iirc that assumption uses something about the size/radius of a car's headlight corner area which is similar to a human hand.

Also your math is assuming sustained force, not shock force. By your numbers she would break ribs leaning over a chair.

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