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ooglieguy0211 t1_ixitd60 wrote
Reply to TIFU by falling for an exchange student by [deleted]
All the things that you think are important now while you're in high school are only important NOW. They wont mean a damn thing after you graduate. Nobody in the adult world cares if you were popular in school, nobody cares if you were the prom king/queen. None of that matters outside of high school. What DOES matter, is people. The relationships we have with people, the connections with that special person. If there is a connection, the school has no bearing on what happens between the 2 of you. YOU make it work, take that chance, keep that connection. An hour away is not very far. If it becomes an even deeper connection, even the different countries becomes only a hurdle, not a brick wall. Make the time count, don't sit around and mope or play the, "What-if" game. There are only hurdles in life, find a way to overcome them. The only inescapable thing in life is death, aside from that, you make your path in this world. Make it a good one.
But_in_a_funny_way t1_ixitczj wrote
Reply to TIFU: Paying $267 flight change fee on our second date so she'd stop screaming at United customer service instead of not seeing her again. Not today, three years ago—I just moved out. by fuck-alia-iacta-est
That's fucked up in so many levels. Run. Hide. Disappear. Don't look back.
Xxandes t1_ixit9sd wrote
Reply to TIFU by falling for an exchange student by [deleted]
If you guys keep talking and really feels right being together get a job and save up to see her.
[deleted] OP t1_ixit27n wrote
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finetobacconyc t1_ixisqit wrote
Reply to TIFU: Paying $267 flight change fee on our second date so she'd stop screaming at United customer service instead of not seeing her again. Not today, three years ago—I just moved out. by fuck-alia-iacta-est
"Do not try to rescue someone who does not want to be rescued, and be very careful about rescuing someone who does."
- Jordan Peterson
owera1211 t1_ixisn2f wrote
SaxyOmega90125 t1_ixisn0u wrote
Reply to comment by TwoPintsNoneTheRichr in TIFU by throwing my wife. by TwoPintsNoneTheRichr
Oh, you threw her in feet? Okay, I was thinking you walked up to the bed and tossed her down, not that you chucked her clean across the room.
I'm still a bit surprised that broke ribs though - I mean, even a full-force punch specifically intended to cause injury isn't usually going to do that, typically takes a clean and strong kick at least - so I'm still wondering about a calcium or vitamin K deficiency. Consider getting vitamin tabs of those.
Malevolent_Mangoes t1_ixismex wrote
Reply to comment by fuck-alia-iacta-est in TIFU: Paying $267 flight change fee on our second date so she'd stop screaming at United customer service instead of not seeing her again. Not today, three years ago—I just moved out. by fuck-alia-iacta-est
Which is extremely unfortunate. Toxicity brings more toxicity. I’m glad you got out of that relationship. It’s best to stay away from fires.
fuck-alia-iacta-est OP t1_ixiskil wrote
Reply to comment by jayareelle195 in TIFU: Paying $267 flight change fee on our second date so she'd stop screaming at United customer service instead of not seeing her again. Not today, three years ago—I just moved out. by fuck-alia-iacta-est
Done and done for the most part. Only changed one of my social security numbers.
rmitch011 t1_ixisjuk wrote
Reply to TIFU by falling for an exchange student by [deleted]
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Go to Germany
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Talk to hot German girls
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The 1st German girl, that you already connected with comes home - sees you hitting it off with other hot German girls...
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ASK THEM ALL to come to help you study, individually. Without telling any of the others. When they get to where you live (or one of the richer German girls' houses, whatever works) tell them all about your story like you told us, and make sure the first German girl comes last. All the other German girls will think you are adorable and be rooting for you. Get one of them to try to make the one you're already interested in 'jealous' by flirting with you. Ask them to help you practice flirting. While they are teaching you, put the moves on BIG TIME! THEN -
When she gets there - you will either:
A. Gangbang
B. German girl gets weirded out and leaves, at which point - gangbang with the rest.
C. The mom comes home and catches you. D. Then you get to gangbang the mother too.
E. When the older sister gets home, you should know what to do by now.
Do you?
Do you already know what to do? what?
Gangbang.
- $$$PROFIT$$$
This can apply to all areas of life. You're welcome, and have a safe trip! Don't forget to get your shots, and remember, never go ATM unless they do it first.
Then, you MUST go ATM. ALWAYS.
otherwise, never go atm.
fuck-alia-iacta-est OP t1_ixise4j wrote
Reply to comment by Malevolent_Mangoes in TIFU: Paying $267 flight change fee on our second date so she'd stop screaming at United customer service instead of not seeing her again. Not today, three years ago—I just moved out. by fuck-alia-iacta-est
Not to say she isn't responsible for what she does but her parents raised her to be this way, they are the root cause of her problems. They abused her/continue to do so and she doesn't seem to understand how to be in a relationship without being abusive.
jayareelle195 t1_ixisaf4 wrote
Reply to comment by fuck-alia-iacta-est in TIFU: Paying $267 flight change fee on our second date so she'd stop screaming at United customer service instead of not seeing her again. Not today, three years ago—I just moved out. by fuck-alia-iacta-est
Then cut off all communication with her and her fam. Change numbers and socials if you need to. Wash your hands.
Malevolent_Mangoes t1_ixis3q0 wrote
Reply to TIFU: Paying $267 flight change fee on our second date so she'd stop screaming at United customer service instead of not seeing her again. Not today, three years ago—I just moved out. by fuck-alia-iacta-est
I feel bad for her parents. I mean wtf kinda monster did they raise? Their “hair trigger love hate relationship” is probably because their child is a complete bitch.
Edit: Though the father is shitty for having control of her bank account, it’s completely understandable because of how his daughter behaves.
fuck-alia-iacta-est OP t1_ixirt6l wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU: Paying $267 flight change fee on our second date so she'd stop screaming at United customer service instead of not seeing her again. Not today, three years ago—I just moved out. by fuck-alia-iacta-est
>You can’t have your future kids growing up in that world.
Verizon installer said something very similar to me. You know you fucked up when even the FIOS guy sees something is wrong and tries to help.
We broke up in April. In early May she told me she would move out at the beginning of June. That turned out to be a lie. I was going to spend most of the summer at the beach anyway so I figured I would look for an apartment when I stopped being able to spend time there.
I didn't have the perspective to just up and move out, at first I thought/hoped that she would at least get better. That doesn't seem to have worked out as well as I'd hoped, another FU.
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SaxyOmega90125 t1_ixirfqa wrote
Reply to comment by puffmaster5000 in TIFU by throwing my wife. by TwoPintsNoneTheRichr
You'd be surprised how much shock force you can put down with both arms locked, both hands focused into as small an area as possible, your full body thrusting on top, adrenaline flowing, and a person under you who is already injured or has chronic health issues.
If you break a rib though, generally speaking either they already had broken ribs or you weren't doing the correct compression technique for CPR. (Edit: or chronic health issue thing ofc)
Source: I am a CPR-certified first responder
Sajomir t1_ixir3m1 wrote
Reply to TIFU by falling for an exchange student by [deleted]
I responded somewhere else in here, but just wanna speak more generally here. I feel you.
Knew a girl in 8th grade, felt really natural when we were around each other. That year we had a class trip where she fell asleep on my shoulder on the bus ride home.
As soon as we got home my parents hit me with the news we were moving. I never worked up the nerve to tell her how I felt.
Life goes on. It hurt then, and I still get a flutter when I think back and wonder what if. But I've met a ton of great people since then, and have been married almost 10 years. I wouldn't be the person I am without having gone through the stuff I have.
You had a great time with this girl right? Cherish it. That's gonna be a great memory years from now.
Feeling pain and sadness is a part of life, too. Even if it hurts, that means you know you had a great experience. For me, I take comfort that I cared enough to feel sad. Knowing I can still feel sad instead of just detached or empty is kind of comforting in its own way.
SaxyOmega90125 t1_ixir2rr wrote
Reply to comment by Tikimanly in TIFU by throwing my wife. by TwoPintsNoneTheRichr
You caught a slight typo - I meant 1500lbs shock force to break a rib. Obviously the size of the object is an issue but iirc that assumption uses something about the size/radius of a car's headlight corner area which is similar to a human hand.
Also your math is assuming sustained force, not shock force. By your numbers she would break ribs leaning over a chair.
Edwardc4gg t1_ixiqfxt wrote
Reply to comment by CondensedRiver in TIFU by falling for an exchange student by [deleted]
it's reddit rule 1 man.
yumirow t1_ixiq5jr wrote
Reply to comment by GwyndolynRedwood in TIFU by not having a bank account sooner. by GwyndolynRedwood
That's the second lesson for you, alway be wary of someone's ability to manage money if they live paycheck to paycheck
GhostWalkk t1_ixittht wrote
Reply to TIFU by falling for an exchange student by [deleted]
Is there not public transport where you guys are? Maybe meet half way so it’s only a half hour trip for both.