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saigai3 t1_ixlgloj wrote
Reply to TIFU by forgetting to wear underwear by rubyroses123
Menstrual Cups to the rescue I have used cups even when I had to go to the beach and was it was super comfy and I was actually tension free for once in my life.
ConfidentBirthday523 OP t1_ixlglh0 wrote
Reply to comment by NoctuaFanGuy in TIFU by bleaching my hair by ConfidentBirthday523
I meant hair bleach lmao not like cleaning bleach but if u meant the hair one I used that a ton of times and it’s only this week that it messed up due to the still very present black dye
Training-Listen-4345 t1_ixlgj8n wrote
Reply to comment by DarkBlueBear13 in TIFU by not saying "I love you" back by [deleted]
Sorry abt the paragraphs, I wrote it right nd clean, Idk why it looks like that when I posted, but I edited it :) btw thanks for the advice and sorry for the inconvenience.
ZirePhiinix t1_ixlgibk wrote
Reply to TIFU by falling for an exchange student by [deleted]
WTF is this? An hour away? I drive for an hour for fucking work!
Training-Listen-4345 t1_ixlg7nt wrote
Reply to comment by Jameschoral in TIFU by not saying "I love you" back by [deleted]
LOL I don't know why it ended up like that, I remember using them but thanks I edited it
InterMando5555 t1_ixlg0t9 wrote
Reply to comment by NoctuaFanGuy in TIFU by bleaching my hair by ConfidentBirthday523
Honestly I assumed English wasn't her first language but pop off Jan
Proof-Internal-653 t1_ixlfvbc wrote
Reply to comment by Talking_Burger in TIFU by forgetting to wear underwear by rubyroses123
The obvious first choice!
Particular-Tax3579 t1_ixlf1l3 wrote
Reply to TIFU by throwing my wife. by TwoPintsNoneTheRichr
I used to always wear this crescent moon pendent necklace and once while my ex and I were wrestling I was kissing him and when I sat up my necklace hooked his nostril and ripped that sucker open...I bawled at the ER while they were stitching him up and questioning me lol
hertogyung t1_ixleoms wrote
Reply to TIFU by being a h*rny by cxcxxxc
thats what you get for not respecting no nut november
Obandigo t1_ixle9r9 wrote
Reply to TIFU by forgetting to wear underwear by rubyroses123
I saw this on a Reddit post and told my wife about it. She has two and that's all she ever uses now, and she always keeps one in her purse
xrmnx t1_ixle15m wrote
Reply to TIFU by being a h*rny by cxcxxxc
Sounds like it's the beginning of one of the movies you watched
sensitivepistachenut t1_ixldzt1 wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by being a h*rny by cxcxxxc
In your mind you roll that sentence over and over to get it out right. In a panic, you'd end up shouting anxiosly "penis!", while holding your junk on a hand
Gow87 OP t1_ixldxtk wrote
Reply to comment by fliguana in TIFU: I told my wife I'm going to sleep with her business partner by Gow87
It's one of the only moments of my life where I thought I might be in a sitcom đŸ˜‚
stealth57 t1_ixldlff wrote
Reply to comment by NoctuaFanGuy in TIFU by bleaching my hair by ConfidentBirthday523
That hurt me more
Dehaka_ t1_ixlckf9 wrote
Reply to TIFU by falling for an exchange student by [deleted]
If you feel like you can talk to her about everything then talk about your feelings dont set her under pressure but be honest maybe she feels the same and you could plan the future somehow together :)
[deleted] t1_ixlch4j wrote
Reply to TIFU by forgetting to wear underwear by rubyroses123
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Livinginthemiddle t1_ixlc4a8 wrote
Reply to TIFU by forgetting to wear underwear by rubyroses123
So tampon tip. Sit on the toilet, aim up towards your body to start with but almost as soon as you have the tampon inside flatten it out and aim towards your lower back.
Svartdraken t1_ixlbv7t wrote
Reply to comment by heyitsvonage in TIFU by forgetting to wear underwear by rubyroses123
Your suggestion is totally unreasonable
yax51 t1_ixlbt3t wrote
Reply to TIFU by being a h*rny by cxcxxxc
Harakiri is your only option I'm afraid.
[deleted] t1_ixlbrtd wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by being a h*rny by cxcxxxc
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Psycho_Kronos t1_ixlbp5f wrote
Reply to TIFU by being a h*rny by cxcxxxc
Gaslight her.
daveescaped t1_ixlbof7 wrote
Reply to comment by OkVolume1 in TIFU by forgetting to wear underwear by rubyroses123
That’s not a period. That’s an exclamation point!
Gow87 OP t1_ixlbni3 wrote
Reply to comment by shesavillain in TIFU: I told my wife I'm going to sleep with her business partner by Gow87
Because it's not entertaining. I was basically ignored for a few days and treated like a child on the naughty step. Emotional intelligence wasn't really her thing - more a shout scream and then silent treatment type.
Magnedeus t1_ixlbi4o wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by forgetting to wear underwear by rubyroses123
Why is that odd?
[deleted] t1_ixlgpz1 wrote
Reply to comment by Magnedeus in TIFU by forgetting to wear underwear by rubyroses123
just sounds weird, I have never done this?