Recent comments in /f/tifu
ConfidentBirthday523 OP t1_ixlkpwn wrote
Reply to comment by Mediterraneancalma in TIFU by bleaching my hair by ConfidentBirthday523
I cannot even exit my house with that hair anymore lmao
one_more_black_guy t1_ixlkm0p wrote
Reply to comment by MadHouseFire in TIFU by almost having my pen*s permanently stuck in a hand gripper by AnnoyingAnsweringAnt
I have heard that a hard flex of a large muscle should do the trick.
AnnoyingAnsweringAnt OP t1_ixlka4s wrote
Reply to comment by MadHouseFire in TIFU by almost having my pen*s permanently stuck in a hand gripper by AnnoyingAnsweringAnt
May try it next time 😈😈 or not
AnnoyingAnsweringAnt OP t1_ixlk92d wrote
May try it next time😈… or not
OkVolume1 t1_ixljttg wrote
Reply to TIFU by being a h*rny by cxcxxxc
I would bet your computer table is plenty big to cover your weenie.
RudeSprinkles1240 t1_ixljpuv wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by forgetting to wear underwear by rubyroses123
Weirdo
RudeSprinkles1240 t1_ixljp5e wrote
Reply to comment by Loud-Gas5902 in TIFU by forgetting to wear underwear by rubyroses123
Because she didn't choose to use one.
Mediterraneancalma t1_ixljom0 wrote
Reply to TIFU by bleaching my hair by ConfidentBirthday523
Now u can not enter to Qatar with that hair
MadHouseFire t1_ixljnvm wrote
Its odd to me nobody ever heard of holding your breath. Holding your breath is the easiest way to get rid of a boner.
occasionalrant414 t1_ixljnvf wrote
Reply to TIFU by throwing my wife. by TwoPintsNoneTheRichr
My wife prolapsed a disk when we were having vigorous sex in 2010.
I felt awful but slightly proud that 75kg me could hump like that. Lol
oredaze t1_ixljkn3 wrote
Reply to TIFU by throwing my wife. by TwoPintsNoneTheRichr
Wow, people are fragile. Does she lack vitamin D or something?
more_beans_mrtaggart t1_ixljiqy wrote
Reply to comment by trafalmadorianistic in TIFU by falling for an exchange student by [deleted]
Scottish universities are still free I think.
[deleted] t1_ixljfxo wrote
Reply to TIFU by bleaching my hair by ConfidentBirthday523
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sandwichsalat t1_ixlj4mu wrote
I thought my pepe is thin… but damn..
kimaro t1_ixlirh6 wrote
Reply to comment by BigBoi0of in tifu by stealing vapes in school uniform by [deleted]
>im on my last chance otherwise i ll get sent back to my home country
So you're actually braindead then. Why would you steal if you're on your last chance?
[deleted] t1_ixlibs0 wrote
Reply to comment by abbassav in TIFU by almost having my pen*s permanently stuck in a hand gripper by AnnoyingAnsweringAnt
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WhoChoseThis t1_ixli8tg wrote
Reply to comment by Gerlon_Two_Fingers in TIFU by throwing my wife. by TwoPintsNoneTheRichr
I actually laughed out loud at this one.
abbassav t1_ixli6ej wrote
Anything's a fleshlight if you're brave enough
oredaze t1_ixli1yj wrote
Reply to TIFU by bleaching my hair by ConfidentBirthday523
I like black the most.
IIrawryxII t1_ixlhul5 wrote
Reply to TIFU by bleaching my hair by ConfidentBirthday523
That sounds rad though, pics please
spook7886 t1_ixlhu6v wrote
Reply to comment by tyrsalt in TIFU by throwing my wife. by TwoPintsNoneTheRichr
My wife woke me up punching me in her sleep, and in my sleep I parried her punches.
NoctuaFanGuy t1_ixlh2rh wrote
Reply to comment by ConfidentBirthday523 in TIFU by bleaching my hair by ConfidentBirthday523
I'll explain my joke.
You said "buyed bleach". "Buyed" isn't a word, you were looking for "bought"
My joke was implying that all the bleach has caused issues leading to the spelling and grammar mistakes.
bibbiddybobbidyboo t1_ixlh2bv wrote
Reply to comment by Gow87 in TIFU: I told my wife I'm going to sleep with her business partner by Gow87
Out of curiosity, was she always like that?
OkVolume1 t1_ixlgstl wrote
Reply to comment by Earguy in TIFU by forgetting to wear underwear by rubyroses123
One does not reschedule ice cream.
ConfidentBirthday523 OP t1_ixlkt53 wrote
Reply to comment by NoctuaFanGuy in TIFU by bleaching my hair by ConfidentBirthday523
Ohhh shiz I’m so sorry tbh im not that good in English bc where I live we all speak French lmao