And I thought I had bad days

So, if I am understanding this correctly - you put the tampon into your Google search, and incorrectly inserted a period; so you got menstrual-flavored ice cream because of it?

Checks out.

Now you know about always having spare underwear in your purse/bag/whatever. It's the first thing I list whenever my girlfriend asks me "Do I have everything, did I forget something?"

Pitchforks should get more love tho I like big forks fo eat Mac and cheese/j

Highly recommend looking into those period discs. I don't care for the diva cups but the flex discs are far more tolerable than those imo. I cannot do a tampon to save my life but in a pinch, the discs are helpful to keep one or two somewhere accessible. I usually prefer pads (ok, I prefer no period but after having kids even my tried and true Nexplanon didn't stop periods) too but these are a nice "pads aren't practical l" (i.e. swimming or forgot underwear!) alternative.

i will never stop taking testosterone to experience this hell ever again

"Yes I'm leaving a trail of blood but I AM NOT missing ice cream day."

It's all good. It was a poke in the side, not a pitchfork :)

I recommend going to a punk/goth store and buying bleach from there.

That hardcore stuff strips all the colour out. The supermarket stuff is like 40% as effective

It often hits the cervix because of it's placement. The cervix is very sensitive. The pressure and dryness of the tampon can cause pain. Pain can cause dizziness.

edit: actually it doesn't even need to hit the cervix to be painful, just an object being in a place that isn't used objects being there can be enough.

Oh no!!! That really sucks dude, sorry that happened

Ok here’s a little banjo story for you. I’m female and during rough sex my partner snapped his banjo string. Blood everywhere. Ended up going to hospital and they… didn’t do anything. At all. Said it happens so so often - it’s an incredibly frequent injury - and there’s nothing they can do, it just sorts itself out. They were right! It healed, very fast, he had stubby ends for a while and they just got smaller and he can pull himself back much further than he used to be able too but that’s it. His is completely snapped and to be honest it’s much easier. We laugh about it now! So even if you do manage to snap it, completely, don’t worry! It happens - a lot - and it’s totally normal. Just try not to get it stuck next time!

Is it really that bad? Lmao rip. Well yes u can dye it to red better than just go back to black if ur goal is to be blonde

Yeah I feel like even if someone dressed me up while I was unconcious and left out the underwear, I would notice instantly. Maybe OP is used to wearing jeans-undies or something idk

Sounds like your inheritance is not money, but also a life lesson.

Trust nobody.

So... Dude here, I have a wife and 3 daughters. Never knew it could go wrong. What exactly is going wrong to make people dizzy and what not?

My wife also has disposable ones we found... Somewhere(grocery store). We have them in both vehicles just in case.

This is and the stories of the comment section is only a sad story about how much the education systems suck around the world

That was legitimately my next call. Once we became untangled and we'd iced the area, I called my best friend. Unbeknownst to me, we were on speaker and her partner heard. I felt him clench through the phone.

It’s looking wayyy to bad but I guess if I put some red in it to at least cancel the poopy green I would be fine haha

Sounds like you have a great man, I would have panicked and called my mother!!!

Foreskin caught on brace bracket.

He was bleeding.

So, what exactly was caught on what?

Also, who was bleeding, him or you?

Oh no. There was so much concern. I live down the road from a hospital and we are TRAUMATIZED.

Very similar wind up and story with my ex... Except when I threw her onto the bed, I yeeted her from one side of the bed to the other and she hit the headboard. Later that week I attended her funer- jkjk she was fine but she passed out for a bit and I thought I murdered my gf at the time. My Google searches were enough to get me on a watchlist that day 😅 silly teenage me.

You went atm first didn't you.....

Bad move friend, bad move.