Recent comments in /f/tifu
MistressPhoenix t1_ixmes95 wrote
Reply to TIFU by bleaching my hair by ConfidentBirthday523
You could always just shave it off. :-p
i'm keeping my hair red by dying the gray roots and i think by now it has to be almost all gray underneath. Seriously been considering just chopping it off and letting that grow out. But my hair grows so slowly i'd be stuck with short hair for years. Meh.
bluehawkxs t1_ixmeaog wrote
Reply to comment by rckrusekontrol in TIFU by forgetting to wear underwear by rubyroses123
I come to reddit for comments like this!
Ok_Ad8609 t1_ixmcr5a wrote
Reply to TIFU by forgetting to wear underwear by rubyroses123
Next time, put the TL;DR at the front where it belongs. Otherwise, don’t include it because it’s useless at the end.
rotflolmaomgeez t1_ixmcb5c wrote
Reply to comment by OkVolume1 in TIFU by forgetting to wear underwear by rubyroses123
Bloody hell.
c_c_c__combobreaker t1_ixmby47 wrote
Reply to comment by RandomHero3129 in TIFU by stuttering during sex by clearlyspoken
"Wow, What a terrific audience."
kopfnuss13 t1_ixmb2h7 wrote
Reply to TIFU by bleaching my hair by ConfidentBirthday523
Use semi or demi permanent hair colour/toner. Do not use box dye. Trust me!
Inflatable-Elvis t1_ixmb284 wrote
Maybe you should have "gone round the back and pressed the buzzer" so to speak. It might have at least ended the situation quicker.
TolUC21 t1_ixmayn1 wrote
Reply to comment by improvmama101 in TIFU by forgetting to wear underwear by rubyroses123
I don't think that's anything at all to be ashamed of. I'm sure your aunt didn't even think twice about helping you out.
throwsisteraita OP t1_ixmay08 wrote
Reply to comment by Citadelvania in TIFU by accidentally whitening my teeth the morning of thanksgiving 🫠 by throwsisteraita
I have a few times this past week and it won’t post :(
Citadelvania t1_ixmarqp wrote
This is reddit there has to be a subreddit for this. Looks like you can try... r/askdentists
Bea_sassy t1_ixmar01 wrote
Reply to TIFU by forgetting to wear underwear by rubyroses123
Awe man. 🥺 I'm so sorry. That sucks.
FrisCo58 t1_ixmacc6 wrote
Reply to TIFU by not saying "I love you" back by [deleted]
You either find out or wonder about it forever. Your choice really.
jiggamain t1_ixma2aq wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by losing my patience with a whiny crybaby by [deleted]
Dude, you really do need professional help if you can’t tell what the problem is here. I feel sorry for ya, it’s pathetic and sad. I’m not a counselor though, and won’t be talking it through with ya anymore. Good luck bro.
RandomHero3129 t1_ixm9ubx wrote
Reply to comment by FrisCo58 in TIFU by stuttering during sex by clearlyspoken
All good. Happy Thanksgiving!
FrisCo58 t1_ixm9q4j wrote
Reply to comment by RandomHero3129 in TIFU by stuttering during sex by clearlyspoken
Oh shit, youre right, my bad.
Unrigg3D t1_ixm9owa wrote
Reply to TIFU by forgetting to wear underwear by rubyroses123
Been there. Period. Can't promise you it won't happen again.
RandomHero3129 t1_ixm9lf5 wrote
Reply to comment by FrisCo58 in TIFU by stuttering during sex by clearlyspoken
Timmy's the one in the wheelchair, Jimmy is the one that stutters. I had to Google it t make sure because I get them mixed up all the time.
SpiritTalker t1_ixm9hdu wrote
Reply to TIFU by stuttering during sex by clearlyspoken
B-dee B-dee B-dee that's all, folks! (said your bbb-ig dick)
FrisCo58 t1_ixm9g2p wrote
Reply to comment by RandomHero3129 in TIFU by stuttering during sex by clearlyspoken
Timmy, but yeah i had his voice in my head too hahaha
HinaEater t1_ixm9bv2 wrote
Reply to TIFU by throwing my wife. by TwoPintsNoneTheRichr
I'm more concerned that her bones broke that easily. Was it not because of an underlying condition?
ShotgunBetty01 t1_ixm8nri wrote
Reply to comment by kjbrasda in TIFU by forgetting to wear underwear by rubyroses123
The cheap ones are rather dry too.
RandomHero3129 t1_ixm8h2b wrote
Reply to TIFU by stuttering during sex by clearlyspoken
This scene is playing out in my head with Jimmy from south park and it's great.
Kcnflman t1_ixm6fgj wrote
Reply to comment by Absotivly_Posolutly in TIFU by stuttering during sex by clearlyspoken
Maiden voyage
EthreeIII t1_ixm570b wrote
Reply to TIFU by forgetting to wear underwear by rubyroses123
Omg. . As a guy I used to keep extra pads in my backpack for my girlfriend. I’m sorry this happened to you. Always have a spare pad just in case. I won’t go as far as saying carry extra underwear because that only solves a small portion of the problem.
dillydally15 t1_ixmeumq wrote
Reply to TIFU by forgetting to wear underwear by rubyroses123
If it makes you feel better, I had such a scare a few weeks ago. I was in a rush and wore black tights (leggings?) without underwear. I had no idea that my period would come that day because it was already two weeks late. Lo and behold, I started bleeding right as I was finishing up a class! Had to walk back to my place praying no one would notice me bleeding. Wish I thought of tissue paper but I kept thinking about what to do if they fell out or something. Tampons freaked me out so that was a big no (never used them before!).
Hated that day and the entire next week decided to include an extra dosage of cramps in the bloody gift basket!