Bro asking the questions bros have. I’m firmly convinced that if men had to deal with periods, childbirth and the rest - our branch of evolution would have died off hundreds of thousands of years ago.

While I wouldn’t exactly call us vanilla, role reversal has never been our thing. But I knew this comment was coming and got the expected chuckle anyway.

Kudos.

I have a stutter but won't stutter during sex as I take my mask off and don't second guess myself.
I'm guessing you stuttered because you were fairly new to the whole thing and haven't personally said "you like this big dick" a whole lot.

In future, if you do stutter in sex, don't focus on it, just move on and focus on the sex. Focusing on the stutter and making a big deal about it will only make it happen more.

I feel your pain. I'm 31m, been dying my hair black for years, and the last time I wanted a change, I tried to go blonde. My shoulder length hair became a medieval friar bob lol. My hair was elastic and breaking so badly if you just looked at it wrong. Luckily like I said, I'm a man, so when I had to shave my head it wasn't the worst thing, but still. Best of luck to you!

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Both! Had a steak dinner and a ton of red wine and lived to tell the tale. (My teeth are quite good)

Hydrogen peroxide for removing blood is a great tip, very useful when I found out about it.

Fr hahaha

Duh!

Just reread it and I am laughing way too hard

Edit: u/rmitch011 thanks for the reward!

Quite a few things. If it isn't deep enough it hurts the outside, if it's too deep it can hurt the inside. For a lot of women there are only so many angles that will allow it to go in enough. But just because it's in doesn't mean it's comfortable, sometimes it's just not for no reason or perhaps the angle or deepness again.

On top of that they can be pretty drying, that can be painful too. And some women will just get pain from cups and tampons either all the time or sometimes. It probably has to do with the cramps/sensitively that are being amplified by the foreign object.

I get that from time to time, sometimes when inserted, sometimes hours later. Pain washes over me followed by nausea. Eject the tampon, lie down and suddenly it's all good. If I am too late i may barf or cry. Or both. Probably both.

But its rare so I still dabble with tampons. No more cups tho, cant take them out all the time or fast enough.

Simmmm pleeeee jaaaccckk

happens at way

Yes! Going to do that, have already started drinking a lot bc I thought that might help. Do you mean that the sensitivity went away by the wedding or the discoloration?

Especially not on your period.

you all are now imagining Porky Pig porking.

On the plus-side, you're not pregnant.

Are you TRYING to give yourself TSS?

I have trouble with my stutter when I get nervous or excited but my timing was a bit different I got stuck on the word cock so what came out was the noise "bawk bawk bawk" before I coild stop myself.

It was probably 15 years ago but it still haunts me.

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Just reminds me of that one time two girls in my children's home were having a conversation (my roommate and one other) and the not-roommate mentioned not knowing how to use tampons so my roommate dragged her to the bathroom to show her how, since both happened to be on their period. I could just hear things like "no, not like this! Further down" and "I see, that's very convenient" and was laughing my ass of at their conversations.

Da Boyz tent too! Super embarrassing for a normal body event

I actually have a speech impediment and stutter pretty bad, I feel your pain lol no dirty talk for me ever. I wouldn't even attempt it lol

What? I don’t get it

This sounds like the setup for a NSFW Seinfeld episode. In Seinfeld format some other commotion will start escalating until everyone forgot about the “situation” then the bloody tissues will drop 🤣