That’s a horrible excuse.

Reminds me of this one time my wife made me squeal while doing the dirty. Like legit, high pitched squeal. She stopped and looked right at me, confused if that sound came from me. I cleared my throat and gave a corrected grunt “like ohhhhhh yeahhh”. She busted out laughing 😂

Hair grows back, eventually you’ll look back at this and consider it hilarious. It’s not a big deal, just rock whatever you ended up with.

The male brain ladies and gentlemen.

It's just a bad creative writing attempt.

It makes no sense

When you're 30 you'll laugh about it and it'll be a funny story you tell at work. People have so many odd hair colors now compared to 30 years ago so just remember confidence sells. Laugh about it and get someone in a salon or beauty supply story to give practical advice.

i think ive missed my chance to go to the doctor now.

Stop with box dye. Watch some hair stylists on YouTube I.e Brad mondo

“THREE B’s” - this cracked me up 🤣

If she's isn't talking to you, then you should probably give her some space. But at the same time keep an eye on her to make sure she doesn't do anything dangerous to herself or others. You could also write out a very detailed letter apologizing to her for what you did and acknowledging that she was just trying to help in your time of need. Whether she reads it or not is up to her, but you never know, she might suddenly show up and accept your apology.

Oh nooooooooo I’m so sorry!! Nice save though!!

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Uh you didn’t “win an argument” your mom tried to get you to the doctor and you basically said you’d rather not and then went on to explain for 2 hours how horrible life is. I mean why? What was the purpose of doing that? Go to the fucking doctor. Don’t make your mother suffer.

Please someone help. I just tried to dye my hair silver and it is not working. I followed the box, I used dye with the conditioner. My hair colour is black, and that is my natural colour. Can i do this without bleach? I tried it and it washed off completely. I really don't want to bleach my hair.

"anyway i won the argument"

Your language tells everything that is needed to know. There is no winning an argument.

You need you to strip you hair first. Then color.

do you have any advice on how i could go about fixing this? she wont take an apology

Yeah you really did fuck up. Your mom was trying to be a good mom and help you out the best she could and you dragged her down to your level with that depression talk instead. She probably thinks she failed as a parent because she couldn't help her child in their time of need, which probably lead to her being severely depressed as well. What's even worst is that I'm sure news is gonna spread around to family and friends about this. Depression is a killer, but when help is offered, you take it regardless of who it's from.

Penis owner here. TIL tampons aren't as easy as pin the tail in the Donkey.

The best part about sex with a partner with whom you have an emotional connection is when something goofy happens and you both have to stop and laugh. Lots of times the sex doesn't continue, but holding each other and laughing is so much better sometimes.

You didn't break your mom. But you did fuck up.

I want to spend two paragraphs telling you how depression lies to you.

I almost died. I lived through it. But no one can tell you that but you.

You got a desert eagle for sure. that's some great stopping power.

Sir you're using a outdated method for calculating the length of Randy's penis

Exactly what I pictured and now everyone's looking at me and I can't explain why I just busted up laughing lol

When a girl says "make me laugh", it didn't mean to keep going AFTER she says "yes"... ;)