Recent comments in /f/tifu
kehmesis t1_ixniza7 wrote
If my kid told me life sucked for two hours, I'd be depressed as well. It's not the dogs that she loves most. Remember that.
Ebarlow12 t1_ixni7z3 wrote
Reply to TIFU by forgetting to wear underwear by rubyroses123
Sending hugs
DirtyFuckingCasual t1_ixni5a6 wrote
a_cute_angle_ t1_ixnhsb1 wrote
What did u say to her? I wanna know, im curious
badpandaunicorns t1_ixnh6p0 wrote
Reply to TIFU by bleaching my hair by ConfidentBirthday523
Op. Leave it alone now. Wait a couple days and then shave it off if nothing else. Your better off just hard core starting over. If not r/hair is probably your best friend
Gow87 OP t1_ixngqxn wrote
Reply to comment by bibbiddybobbidyboo in TIFU: I told my wife I'm going to sleep with her business partner by Gow87
Yeap. But her whole family is like that...
I just thought everyone's different and has their own way of dealing with things but now it's a big red flag for me
ConfidentBirthday523 OP t1_ixng0fq wrote
Reply to comment by KKKfcMotherfucker in TIFU by bleaching my hair by ConfidentBirthday523
You’ll need to bleach it if you want more than silvery highlights. Idk your financial situation but I would recommend when you bleach ur hair to put lots of oils and conditioner to help prevent damage. And if you bleach the roots, put conditionner and oil on it as well. Idk anything about hair colour but that’s how I saved my hair from being fried off
Vipertje t1_ixnfmbt wrote
Reply to TIFU by forgetting to wear underwear by rubyroses123
How can fuck up inserting a tampon. Did you shove it up your urethra?
Tiny_sock1234 t1_ixnfkq2 wrote
Reply to comment by bluehawkxs in TIFU by forgetting to wear underwear by rubyroses123
My periods were pretty unpredictable when I was young so one time on our family trip overseas I got my period and I didn't have any pads with me. It was unusually rough that time. So blood was running down my thighs. I locked myself in the hotel bathroom for an hour and was sooo embarrased at the time. Later that day we went swimming and I had to use a tampon for the first time. I was crying because it hurt and I couldn't get it in. Then I fainted alone in the bathroom/changing room on the beach. My mom wasn't much of a help. Safe to say I haven't used tampons a lot after that. It was kind of traumatizing😂
emveor t1_ixneii5 wrote
Reply to TIFU by stuttering during sex by clearlyspoken
You got your formula wrong here, its not [(length x diameter) + (weight / girth)] / yaw2
You gotta multiply that by Your body weight cubed, or better put B*B*B . Now thats what i call a B B Big dick!!
Warm-Conclusion-8891 OP t1_ixnefr6 wrote
Reply to comment by St3phiroth in TIFU by thinking my Zoom call was on mute by Warm-Conclusion-8891
That's so helpful, thank you!
giantgreenplant OP t1_ixne3i1 wrote
Reply to comment by balh1111 in TIFU by nearly breaking the banjo string by giantgreenplant
Good lord. Ow.
greatest_fapperalive t1_ixndtrs wrote
Reply to comment by singingsausagedogs in TIFU by winning the argument with my mom by singingsausagedogs
Op her child told her she wanted to die and spent hours hearing how he’s hopeless. It’s like a bruise, it will take time for her to heal. And as a parent I can think of nothing worse.
But forgive yourself, it’s just the depression. It’s a strange thing that does fool you. Once you are successfully treated you will not understand why you didn’t seek help sooner.
Apologize. Own it. Explain why you changed your mind.
And please see a doctor my friend. I believe in you
ConfidentBirthday523 OP t1_ixndhyz wrote
Reply to comment by Jason_2793 in TIFU by bleaching my hair by ConfidentBirthday523
Well sorry for you but I am fluid in French not in English so too bad ig. And u understood what I meant so 💀
yaxgto t1_ixnd5hq wrote
Reply to comment by Good_Smile in TIFU by forgetting to wear underwear by rubyroses123
I mean they were asleep. The kids are too young and it's weird to find an opening except maybe one a month and she has never used tampons so extra weird. I figure prior were having open discussion so I'd ask.
Jason_2793 t1_ixnct50 wrote
Reply to TIFU by bleaching my hair by ConfidentBirthday523
I stopped reading at "buyed".
donutsandhorses t1_ixnc8im wrote
Not a dentist, but if you can find a toothpaste with calcium phosphate in it that could help, brush very gently and spit but don't rinse, or even just rub a little on. Chew sugarless gum (xylitol) to keep your saliva flow up, it'll help with remineralization. When you're not using other products try a fluoride mouth rinse or a little toothpaste to keep high fluoride concentration in your mouth - basically any time you are not actively eating or drinking try to have fluoride available in your mouth to help rebuild enamel.
sunflower4524 t1_ixnc4ct wrote
Reply to comment by KKKfcMotherfucker in TIFU by bleaching my hair by ConfidentBirthday523
To get your hair light enough to take silver hair dye you'll have to use bleach, unfortunately.
ThundaTed t1_ixnbr7g wrote
Reply to comment by jumpsteadeh in TIFU by accidentally whitening my teeth the morning of thanksgiving 🫠 by throwsisteraita
Follow this with a guttural howl at the moon to complete the image. Lol.
Apprehensive-Ad6847 t1_ixnbjq4 wrote
Reply to TIFU by forgetting to wear underwear by rubyroses123
You are a MUThAF#@KIN G.
To clarify that isn't going commando. That is gangster! No bodies hit the floor but the blood definitely flowed.
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siddmon t1_ixnaawc wrote
Reply to TIFU by forgetting to wear underwear by rubyroses123
Well, at least this an easy life lesson and you will know how to properly use a tampon after this experience
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Sea-Aioli7683 t1_ixn8o35 wrote
Reply to comment by spook7886 in TIFU by forgetting to wear underwear by rubyroses123
Some others may be having a panic attack. Also potentially dizzy.
singingsausagedogs OP t1_ixnj2r7 wrote
Reply to comment by a_cute_angle_ in TIFU by winning the argument with my mom by singingsausagedogs
basically how theres no point to life