don’t see anything wrong with that lol

bro started glitching 💀

you did not win anything. your mother was trying to help you and you basically told her to f off. go and apologise to her and tell her that you need to go and see a doctor. if she doesn’t want to take you, go by yourself because you do really need help.

also i have a feeling that you were way harsher with your words than you have suggested. if you told her in a proper manner she would not be staring into space. what exactly did you tell her?

Sorry, I forgot the /s

Their name is 2 red flags smooshed together. They don't have one.

Oof that's just uncomfy. Having to use toilet paper in place of a period product always sucks. Although I definitely recommend giving tampons another try, hell it took me a few times to figure them out when I was new to them.

Throw your food in the freezer and go play some games or sumthin.

You'll live.

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Won't work in this case. The idea of those tricks is to divert the blood from the penis to another part of your body. But in this case the blood flow was cut off. So the blood could not travel from the penis to another body part. It was trapped.

So OP kinda made every trick in the "make the boner disappear" book useless, except straight up cutting of the boner

next time immediately follow up with a “holy fuckkk” or something to play it off 😂

I got depression and just shaved it off. It's really freeing

This right here. A couple that can laugh with each other during sex is a strong one.

I called mine’s eyes blue instead of brown for some goddamn reason. I was about as flabbergasted as her.

Timmay?

“Have you seen this? Have you heard about this?”

r/angryupvote

Might wanna make sure nothing in the whitening product and sensodyne interacts. With your teeth or the tray.

Every time i hear about hair bleaching it is either a hugely horrifying experience or the best stylistic choice ever

I had most of my hair shaved off ~3yrs ago I don’t wanna shave it I waited way to long to get some length lmao

Periods really make every day life so much harder. Uhg.

Sorry, but at least it wasn't worse?

Also if you have a car keep a change of clothes+hygiene products in the trunk.

Tell her you'll go to the doctors

No honestly you did what’s normal, shooting your shot. It’s better for you to have done it and y’all never talk again than for you to never have done it and continuing to bottle it up

Agree!

That's how I had to eat when I got a tooth pulled lmao

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