She should’ve just held it /s

Not confusing at all, some people are just dumb as fuck. Really “why not say wife or girlfriend” if people spent two seconds thinking they’d realize that it most likely didn’t apply

I'm sorry, but changed her view on what exactly? Trying to help her kids? Medication? What exactly was your goal? To not get any help? To keep suffering through it? I was once your age struggling with major depression (still am) and I wish I would have actually gotten the help I needed when my mom tried to help me. As others have said OP, really apologize to her and let her know that you've thought about it and you didn't mean to hurt her. Take initiative now. It's your turn to tell her you want to get help. From what you've said, I doubt she'll refuse to. You're also gonna have to give her some time to process everything you told her. Hope everything turns out alright ❤️‍🩹!!

You are going to have to kill him and wear his skin so you can tell everyone what a great non racist person you are.

Really the only reasonable solution you have.

A vagal maneuver to lower blood pressure is worth a shot

I mean now I can laugh about having poop coloured hair now xd

Is this what happens when porky pig tries to pork his wife?

I guess you had to be there.

The quads, biggest muscles.

Anti-Boner squats

I agree that OP could handle things better but why dogpile them? it’s important to talk to a professional , hope things work out for you and mom.

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She's not now suddenly convinced that life IN FACT is awful, if she's now a little depressed it's because she's super heartbroken that her child has serious mental health issues that they aren't willing to address.

Depression, over the long term isn't something that most people can beat on their own. Start the conversation with your mom. Say "sorry, today was hard, I appreciate how hard you're trying to help me. I'm ready to get help." Things only get better from there.

“Hey Pooh, do you like this b-b-big…”

Just pull out all your teeth. No teeth, no problem.

It sounds like you both need the doctor after the abuse you put her through

You should try it. It’s fun.

Ugh yeah. It took me a few attempts for sure. I even tried to go swimming when it wasn't in deep enough and it hurt like hell. Then I finally managed to get it right and suddenly I couldn't even feel it anymore. I was like "wait, it's not supposed to hurt like hell??"

You like this b-b-b-bi.... ..b-b..b... this b-bi-b-bi...b-b-b-b-b

i simply just cannot fathom how someone forgets to wear undies😭

Timmah!

Yeah you officially fucked up. Your threw you’re only chance at getting help out the window and flipped it off on its way out. You also probably fucked you’re relationship with you’re mom up as well. TL;DR You indeed fucked up.

Edit: Yes I know his mom isn’t going to straight up stop loving him because of what he did, I’m just saying he hurt their relationship in a way that is going to take time to mend.

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Mate u said your dick was a desert eagle which is is like 11 inches long