Or tell you the motor seems to need a bit of maintenance.

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I just came to say that I love that your edit actually led to more discussion. But you forgot to include the pitch in your equation. That's how you miscalculated as a Desert Eagle.

At least she didn't set them out or say anything, that'd be a lot worse.

I'm sorry that her first reaction to a stutter was laughter. I get that it sounds funny to a lot of people, but I don't think they realize just how self-conscious it can make a person feel - and laughing usually makes it worse (especially since laughter is one of the biggest things the stuttering person was worried about, and stress can worsen it). I tend to get defensive about such things, as my cousin stuttered and I have known more than a few other people who stutter, as well. Having witnessed the embarrassment, the shyness, the hesitation, the worry over how others will react, etc., I can't bring myself to find it funny. I wouldn't go so far as to call the girlfriend a shitty person, but that reaction was certainly ignorant.

I read "...Jimmy from..." as Jimmy Fallon.

Sounds like you're misinterpreting the situation. You didn't convince your mom life is just endless. You convinced her that you'll never see life as anything but suffering.

Can we please kill off the phrase "vcard". It's stupid.

What a shitty thing to say to someone with depression! Way to dramatize the whole thing. This person is 16; I’m sure it’s not over between them and their mother.

I feel your pain. DH likes dirty talk and my go to phrases are “gimme that d!ck” and “you like my p***y?” and it came out “you like my d!ck?”

So yeah, embarrassing stuff happens.

Clearly this is the only reasonable solution

This is the conundrum. I do think that circumcisions are wrong and bordering on child abuse. However, I've bust my banjo string twice and split the side once so I can definitely see the benefits.

much like a gun is always loaded, a mic is always unmuted

Maybe it's Eileen.

It's not that high up, and every woman is different.

Nowhere in this post have you said that you are not homophobic or racist

On tha f-f-f-f-first d-d-d-d-day of ch

I don't get it 😅

Been married 15 years, we took each other's V card. We laugh during sex. I love it

Hey! When a girl needs chocolate ice cream, a girl needs chocolate ice cream and this was a moment when the girl needed chocolate ice cream!

Oh that is truly sad. I was a single dad with 4 daughters and I can't tell you how many times a teenaged girl was caught off guard and I'd get a call "Dad can you bring me...."

I'm sorry that happened to you!

Funny I didnt have too much of a problem putting the tampon in for the first time, but completely freaked out when I had to take it out. I guess I had expected it to slide right on out, not realizing it expands inside. I was convinced it was "stuck" and if I gave it a good yank that I was going to pull my organs out along with it or something. Thankfully my mom helped talk me through it ! I was so effing scared at the time though!

Well, at the very least, if it's Season 0, you can always screw the rules. Why did they give Kaiba green hair in that one?

Op is clearly not a gun person.

I went to my boyfriend's house and asked if I could dock my switch to charge it. He said "I didn't know we'd be doing THAT so early!" And I was confused. I went to the bathroom and when I came out he told me he googled docking and did not correctly use the term. I love that goofball.