My eye doesn't look that bad, does it?

Yeah, luckily Thanksgiving wasn't completely ruined with a hospital visit

this is why I hate little children

The sides are usually better than the turkey anyway.

Yikes

Admittedly, mistakes were made

Haha, thanks. Hopefully it doesn't look too bad when I'm waiting tables tomorrow

stupid ass

Your eyeshadow looks fantastic at least

At least there was no knives close to the turkey.

Go there urself its not that hard ur 16 (unless ur an american, then i suppose its might be hella expensive)

Always do research before fucking with your hair 😩 Red is notorious for staining and even after bleaching can be close to impossible to lift 100% especially in one session. As far as black box dye. It fucked. I've been dying my hair black for 10 years with box black. Tried bleaching a few pieces a few years back, got a copper color and no color would stick to it. Still I continue to use box black 😂

The skin will only be convincing if you soak it in orphan tears first though.

But wouldn't a racist homophobe try to hide by making a point of saying they aren't one?

Huh. That changes things quite a bit now doesn't it!

i mean … how can you „forget“ to wear underware. Seriously.

just tried them out and put them away after.

Dude I would definitely lean into this one. Anytime I got a chance I would ask her if she likes my b-b-big (fill in the blank)

And so... Life goes on.

She doesn't want to talk about it any more than you do. She probably has her own in the back of the drawer of her dresser under her PJs.

Sounds to me that you are b b b bad to the bone!!

I mean, she's probably had to touch worse before you were fully potty-trained, but that's not on your mind still is it?

And she wiped your ass and cleaned up after you when you were sick and missed the toilet. She's touched a lot more of your nastiness than your sex toys.

She is probably mortified as well but she handled that gracefully, you don't need to wonder if she did see it or not and she was protecting your privacy by making sure they weren't out for anyone to see should there be opportunity too.

Forget about this or thank her lol either way you will remember this kindness and her likely MY CRIKEY moment herself.

Massivehugs feel better friend and you have the goods to help you should you need!

I know. It’s just the fact she touched them..

This may not make it any better, but I'm pretty sure mama understands people have needs.