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Competitive_Shame317 t1_ixpkazj wrote
Reply to comment by flaskextinguisher in TIFU by grabbing the turkey to break my fall by flaskextinguisher
Damn, you probably need to go to the hospital. Like fr.
Please don't go to sleep until you've at least talked to a medical professional.
kaedgi t1_ixpk9ww wrote
Reply to comment by flaskextinguisher in TIFU by grabbing the turkey to break my fall by flaskextinguisher
It will be if you promise that when people ask you what happened tomorrow at work, you say "you should see the other guy"and pull out a picture of Monica from friends with the turkey on her head.
DankButtRodeo t1_ixpk9le wrote
Eat the child
flaskextinguisher OP t1_ixpk578 wrote
Reply to comment by winyawinya in TIFU by grabbing the turkey to break my fall by flaskextinguisher
Haha, I did say "seriously"... It's just a little black eye and a light burn. I'm sure they'll both all healed in a couple days.
flaskextinguisher OP t1_ixpjse5 wrote
Reply to comment by kaedgi in TIFU by grabbing the turkey to break my fall by flaskextinguisher
Thanks! Hope your Thanksgiving was better than mine!
kaedgi t1_ixpjrp2 wrote
Reply to comment by antestrophe in TIFU by stuttering during sex by clearlyspoken
I absolutely did too.
winyawinya t1_ixpjq3i wrote
> but luckily no one was seriously hurt
Hi no one!
der_innkeeper t1_ixpjnxi wrote
Reply to TIFU by not unpacking sooner by Country_Fried_Mess
Mama probably got her own toys to worry about.
Move on.
flaskextinguisher OP t1_ixpjlqb wrote
Reply to comment by Competitive_Shame317 in TIFU by grabbing the turkey to break my fall by flaskextinguisher
Trust me, I'm not happy about it, but I can't say I'm surprised. This was my eye about 10 minutes after I fell.
kaedgi t1_ixpje1v wrote
Reply to comment by flaskextinguisher in TIFU by grabbing the turkey to break my fall by flaskextinguisher
Well I am usually kinda a bitch, but you seem a little too nice for me to laugh at your misfortune. Maybe the holidays are making me a better person. I doubt it, but maybe. Good luck, hopefully you heal quickly-
Competitive_Shame317 t1_ixpj8r5 wrote
That got purple suspiciously fast...
La5tMoNsTeR85 t1_ixpiwyf wrote
Reply to comment by Pantera_Atrox in TIFU by freaking out about a cute kitten in a dream by Pantera_Atrox
I'd so watch your mini series what would you call it and if you can dream it it can happen just think about it hahaha good night and sweet dreams!!!
flaskextinguisher OP t1_ixpiros wrote
Reply to comment by spoink74 in TIFU by grabbing the turkey to break my fall by flaskextinguisher
Lol, I wish I had better excuses for my black eye. I sure I'll catch a ton of crap at work about it
spoink74 t1_ixpid4q wrote
Girl, stop making up stories and leave that man. 🤣
flaskextinguisher OP t1_ixpi54p wrote
Reply to comment by kaedgi in TIFU by grabbing the turkey to break my fall by flaskextinguisher
Yes, it's a blast /s. Hopefully you can get a chuckle from the lovely purple lump that has slowly enveloped my eye though
flaskextinguisher OP t1_ixphyur wrote
Reply to comment by Small-Cheesecake2287 in TIFU by grabbing the turkey to break my fall by flaskextinguisher
A little, but I probably have only iced it for like 30 minutes since it happened. I just hope it looks better than it does now when I go into work tomorrow
kaedgi t1_ixphuxe wrote
Holy crap I'm sorry. Isn't it nice when your trying to enjoy your holiday but the powers that be are just looking for a good laugh.
Small-Cheesecake2287 t1_ixphu2w wrote
Reply to comment by flaskextinguisher in TIFU by grabbing the turkey to break my fall by flaskextinguisher
Its pretty bad, make sure to rest after a fall like that, i hope u put ice right after the incident
flaskextinguisher OP t1_ixphtr0 wrote
Reply to comment by No_Calligrapher_6690 in TIFU by grabbing the turkey to break my fall by flaskextinguisher
It's all good. I imagine work will be really interesting tomorrow
No_Calligrapher_6690 t1_ixphq92 wrote
Reply to comment by flaskextinguisher in TIFU by grabbing the turkey to break my fall by flaskextinguisher
hope you get better soon man. sorry for disturbing you.
flaskextinguisher OP t1_ixpho4m wrote
Reply to comment by No_Calligrapher_6690 in TIFU by grabbing the turkey to break my fall by flaskextinguisher
Speaking as someone who can't open one of his eyes right now as a result of that activity, I agree
No_Calligrapher_6690 t1_ixphhpt wrote
Reply to comment by flaskextinguisher in TIFU by grabbing the turkey to break my fall by flaskextinguisher
ik, ik. but when they run around you for absolutely no reason is ..... quite annoying to say the least
flaskextinguisher OP t1_ixphfi7 wrote
Reply to comment by No_Calligrapher_6690 in TIFU by grabbing the turkey to break my fall by flaskextinguisher
Nah, I love my cousins, even when they come close to maiming me lol
flaskextinguisher OP t1_ixphc63 wrote
Reply to comment by maryxjane222 in TIFU by grabbing the turkey to break my fall by flaskextinguisher
Agreed, although I love having the turkey for sandwiches in the days following Thanksgiving
caradekara t1_ixpkdfr wrote
Reply to TIFU by not unpacking sooner by Country_Fried_Mess
Mama probably thought well done, my girl. Wall powered, not battery operated. Taught her well. As my grandmother taught me!