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Disastrous_Potato605 t1_ixq8l88 wrote
Reply to comment by flaskextinguisher in TIFU by grabbing the turkey to break my fall by flaskextinguisher
U should put ice, maybe alternate warm and cool, and take something for the inflammation like ibuprofen
ankipanki33 t1_ixq8dlq wrote
Reply to comment by elodion in TIFU by sending my friend a tiktok by [deleted]
yeah that’s very true, maybe I am making a bigger deal out of this and feeling worse than I should. Thanks for the support, I feel better now!
pattyG80 t1_ixq890b wrote
Reply to TIFU by stuttering during sex by clearlyspoken
I'm picturing a delivery like Ben Stiller's "Simple Jack"
ElleHopper t1_ixq7igw wrote
Reply to comment by flaskextinguisher in TIFU by grabbing the turkey to break my fall by flaskextinguisher
Just tell the customers that you had a tussle with an obstinate turkey, and you can both laugh about it
flaskextinguisher OP t1_ixq7bb8 wrote
Reply to comment by BigBossWesker4 in TIFU by grabbing the turkey to break my fall by flaskextinguisher
Well, the table is fine, but that turkey was torn to shreds
elodion t1_ixq74eg wrote
Reply to comment by ankipanki33 in TIFU by sending my friend a tiktok by [deleted]
In the end it was just a TikTok and if you have explained your self give it time.
If he don't come around you have a story that you got ghosted because of a TikTok video to real friends later. if someone can't forgive a friend are that person really a friend? Or just someone who want you and got butthurt?!
Katnis85 t1_ixq70ak wrote
Reply to comment by singingsausagedogs in TIFU by winning the argument with my mom by singingsausagedogs
Ask her to take you. Take ownership of your health and well-being and ask her to help you.
Your mom is reeling right now. She knows you need help, she's afraid of what will happen if you don’t get it. She took a big step and admitted there is something wrong with her child and it is more then she can fix herself. Instead of getting you the help you need you pushed her away. You pushed her away by showing her how worthless you found life. Which was probably showing her things were worse then she was ready to believe. Give her hope that you want help and she will be there
Benji998 t1_ixq6ifh wrote
Reply to comment by Pulacascar in TIFU by winning the argument with my mom by singingsausagedogs
Exactly, his mum being upset for a day isn't like life is over far out lol. Willing to bet mum will have a good sleep and feel better in the morning. I do agree OP should do something about it though.
Benji998 t1_ixq6eiu wrote
Look mate, its not the end of the world. I'd hazard a guess your mum is resilient. I've discussed my own depression with my mother, had arguments and upset her on numerous occasions. If she's a healthy person she will bounce back fine. But yeah, mums are usually right with their advice, so give her a chance.
The other thing is, if you don't want to take medication I personally think that is your right. There is more than one way to skin a cat. Medication is a viable and worthwhile route, but its not necessarily the only route either. Still, seeing a GP is a good idea, they can run some bloods, organise referrals and discuss medications. Depression can be overcome.
flaskextinguisher OP t1_ixq699t wrote
Reply to comment by candiedapplecrisp in TIFU by grabbing the turkey to break my fall by flaskextinguisher
Oh yeah, my aunt and uncle were mortified. I don't hold it against them though. It was just an accident with me being in the wrong place at the wrong time. I just feel bad about the turkey, but luckily it was mostly okay. Just like me haha
flaskextinguisher OP t1_ixq64dq wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by grabbing the turkey to break my fall by flaskextinguisher
That it is :/
newwriter365 t1_ixq61kl wrote
Reply to TIFU by not unpacking sooner by Country_Fried_Mess
Who cares?
You're an adult.
She's an adult.
If it really bothers you, pull her aside, thank her for helping with the laundry, tidying the laundry area, and securing the cord with the device. Ask her if she wants to talk about it, she likely won't, then give her a hug and thank her for being awesome.
Don't make this a big deal. You are a human. You have needs. And you know how to take care of your needs - that's a good thing.
candiedapplecrisp t1_ixq611z wrote
Oh wow! This wasn't your fault! Did the parents apologize at least?
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Reply to comment by flaskextinguisher in TIFU by grabbing the turkey to break my fall by flaskextinguisher
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Plus-Scratch9319 t1_ixq4xq5 wrote
Reply to TIFU by writing a racist text by Karpfen10
Everyone is entitled to an opinion, but that dosent mean the opinion is right… maybe even talk to someone from the LGBT community and youll realise how ridiculous your views are. Just let people be lol they dont give a fuck about u, why do you care so much about them wearing a rainbow flag?? If it really offends you so much i advise you lock yourself indoors 24/7, cut off your internet and sit by yourself in a dark room as being gay or trans is not a choice it is simply how their brain developed. I wish you the best and hope you do some thinking to yourself about the reasoning behind your thoughts.
I_Thot_So t1_ixq4l4t wrote
Reply to comment by flaskextinguisher in TIFU by grabbing the turkey to break my fall by flaskextinguisher
Dude. None of us are doctors. I’m speaking from the experience of a full grown adult who has had many types of bruises and seen people with “normal” black eyes. It’s pure anecdotal.
I’m just saying this will not go away in a couple days.
Go to the damn doctor.
[deleted] t1_ixq4i88 wrote
Reply to TIFU by not unpacking sooner by Country_Fried_Mess
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flaskextinguisher OP t1_ixq4fhl wrote
Reply to comment by I_Thot_So in TIFU by grabbing the turkey to break my fall by flaskextinguisher
So are you saying it's going to continue to spread over the next few weeks? I was kind of hoping that the bruise would be isolated to my upper eyelid
Darth_Vader6968 t1_ixq4f31 wrote
Reply to TIFU by writing a racist text by Karpfen10
I mean it’s just your opinion right. It’s not racist tho.
BigBossWesker4 t1_ixq4dsw wrote
Reply to comment by flaskextinguisher in TIFU by grabbing the turkey to break my fall by flaskextinguisher
Obligatory "You should see the other guy"
StranglesMcWhiskey t1_ixq464y wrote
Reply to TIFU by writing a racist text by Karpfen10
Lol say horrible thing and only care when there's consequences for your shittiness. You're a jerk, op.
Sumtypeoway t1_ixq3te2 wrote
Reply to comment by blade_torlock in TIFU by not unpacking sooner by Country_Fried_Mess
Right, because she had to. Then she choose to touch the sex toys. Idk why you’re working so hard to make this look normal it’s weird as fuck. * so y’all really think it’s normal for parents to handle their kids sex toys? Weird motherfuckers
cremaster2 t1_ixq3sgl wrote
Reply to TIFU by writing a racist text by Karpfen10
Tell her you miss wrote and fear the consequences. The teacher should understand and respect that. It's much better than to explain after getting caught
Karpfen10 OP t1_ixq3rpl wrote
Reply to comment by AaliyahK12 in TIFU by writing a racist text by Karpfen10
Maybe thats true...
hell_nah_12 t1_ixq8p18 wrote
Reply to comment by StranglesMcWhiskey in TIFU by writing a racist text by Karpfen10
Which also indicates that they know how wrong it is…