PumpkinsVSfrogs t1_irp6d5k wrote on October 9, 2022 at 11:41 PM

No lube was used since I self lubricate really well, and sometimes too well lol. I think it was a mix of me being too self lubricated and it not being inserted right.

A-Dolahans-hat t1_irntqa3 wrote on October 9, 2022 at 6:00 PM

Reply to comment by mapkhung in TIFU by trying to have sex with a virgin. by Tekripsz

Yep, this sounds right. We don’t expect anything to happen, but it amuses us greatly.

Weird-Roll6265 t1_irnpbzh wrote on October 9, 2022 at 5:32 PM

Reply to comment by harleyspoison267 in TIFU by scrubbing my pits n' bits with tingly tea tree shampoo by Bean_Juice_Brew

My brother grabbed my tea tree shampoo in the shower once--just about fried his retinas. Never made that mistake again :P

Weird-Roll6265 t1_irnp72g wrote on October 9, 2022 at 5:31 PM

Reply to TIFU by scrubbing my pits n' bits with tingly tea tree shampoo by Bean_Juice_Brew

LOL ouchhhhh!!!! Tea tree shampoo is amazing stuff--for hair :P

AcrobaticSource3 t1_irng6yj wrote on October 9, 2022 at 4:31 PM

Reply to TIFU by trying to have sex with a virgin. by Tekripsz

> he kept slipping out every time I put it back in

Was that due to small penis? Too much lube? Inserted the wrong way? There could be many reasons for this, and each one has a different solution

AcrobaticSource3 t1_irnfco8 wrote on October 9, 2022 at 4:25 PM

Reply to comment by Mysterious-Rough-417 in TIFU by scrubbing my pits n' bits with tingly tea tree shampoo by Bean_Juice_Brew

10/10 would visit

mapkhung t1_irne4ri wrote on October 9, 2022 at 4:17 PM

Reply to comment by A-Dolahans-hat in TIFU by trying to have sex with a virgin. by Tekripsz

Yea I fully agree. For the lolz especially. My wife is a nail and lash tech and she has this short stool with wheels, and she will just sit on it and roll around the room to get things done without standing up. Usually after I shower I just whip my dick on the back of her head, poke her ear, stab her neck, I mean, you get the gist 😂

Not sure if it’s just me tho. But I find it pretty fun. And she gets annoyed every time haha

Husband-fist-wife t1_irn9092 wrote on October 9, 2022 at 3:43 PM

Reply to comment by A-Dolahans-hat in TIFU by trying to have sex with a virgin. by Tekripsz

This is true. I can think of a few places I have tried to put it just for laughs. Sometimes it actually ends up feeling good too 😄

Avahlkyrie t1_irn1puq wrote on October 9, 2022 at 2:51 PM

Reply to comment by Revocation_Of_Doubt in TIFU by scrubbing my pits n' bits with tingly tea tree shampoo by Bean_Juice_Brew

I have had the displeasure of experiencing Veet and Tea Tree Oil to the ole genitalia (not at the same time thankfully) and honestly I would take Veet any day. Tea tree oil dives through your most sensitive of skin and feels like it's now trapped on the inside and can only escape by stabbing every pore with pine needles and searing it's way through the tiny stinging vents it just made.

But YMMV