Idk maybe, i just didn't want to be someone who takes advantage of someone else. I just don't really know how can I save this, obviously I don't want to be a clown and apologise for something I didn't do, but I also want to secure that bag. I'm a bit lost

Get a rotisserie chicken to replace it

Just as a fyi from another “am I allergic to this” person is that anaphylaxis usually begins within 20 minutes.

Put some witch hazel on a paper towel and apply it to your sting. I promise it will help with the pain and the itching.

I hate wasps and they love me. I felt this post.

Get the fucking meds. Depression is giving you actual legit brain damage. Anti depressants help against it.

*thought

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Same energy as this haha

You feel guilty because those two girls thought you and your friend were single. I'll bet they even hit on you and it made you feel good. If they were your friends before that night, it wouldnt be anything, but they were strangers. Don't take advice from reddit incels who cant even get a girlfriend in the first place. Also, dont try to use the 'i was drunk' excuse- you knew what you were doing at the time (and if you didnt, you need to drink less around strangers). If you don't tell her about it, I bet the picture will appear again in the future. And when that happens, she'll know you were lying about something, and she'll think it's cheating.

You might've won but that wasp got the holy death we all dream of...

I dont blame them they thought i did something which I didn't and after I explained myself they believe me but the biggest problem is that the word already got out and many girl from my class said that they also saw me with those 2 girls

If you are still breathing an hour and a half later, you did not have an allergic reaction. I needed my epipen within 2 minutes because I was gasping for breath the last time I had a reaction.

If this is still recent, make sure the stinger isn't still in your butt. That might be some of the pain, if it broke off on impact.

Yeah. If mom was cool with you going home with them, yfu big time.

Might have had a realllllllly good time.

Honestly, you could have sat on something much much worse...

Eh. Wasp dead and OP is alive and on reddit.

Go up to her, hug her, and ask to go to the doctor. Please. I remember being a teenager just a few years ago and wanting to die, and it got so much better out of high school, and once I was on antidepressants

The only regret you should have is your choice in friends. You acted responsibly, they're assholes.

Do not fuck wasps..

Why would he know that?

Glad you came out of it with a positive mind set!

You have a terrible understanding of the LGBTQ+ community, as well as the distinction between Germans and Nazis. You are digging a deep hole of showing that you are a shit person with a victim complex

Tbh.. I think the wasp won. You didn’t have to go outside for a cigarette. Which means you didn’t have to get stung by a wasp.

what are you fucking stupid? go to a doctor. on thanksgiving too.

I’m so sorry! I hope at the very least the cousins helped to clean up the mess they helped to create! As far as work, I’d be more worried about your peripheral vision being affected. As anyone who’s worked in a restaurant would know, you almost need eyes in the back of your head. While it could be a hilarious story to tell your tables, others may worry that it was from abuse. Can you consider wearing an eye patch and when your tables ask, you can show them and tell them the story, all while getting some serious sympathy tips!! Feel better soon!!

Sorry, no I meant when do you think my eye is going to turn all those colors? lol

No I mean your eye will be green/blue/purple/gross yellow brown etc. if you’re seeing those colors you might need a doctor? Lol