… Did you think she just accidentally got wires inside her body somehow? It didn’t occur to you that if they were there at all, it’s probably for a reason?

My partner thought it was funny too. He said I was going to swell and have one ass check looking like a botched bbl.

I'll have to get some of that. I've been running from them my whole life and they finally got me. I am slightly less scared of them now though.

I read this, thought of all the things that are worse that aren't able to get me due to geographic reasons, and have decided that I would rather not know what the other worse things could be.

Ok, maybe. But have you considered that you can't win and be dead at the same time?

No way? Didn’t know that doctors could just assign a do it yourself assignment lol.

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My partner and one of my children both carry epis for their allergies and when I'm thinking from a logical standpoint, I know the drill. I've unfortunately gone through the motions multiple times, especially when we were figuring out all of my daughters allergies. For some reason though, that logic is thrown out the fucking window when I need it for myself.

Did the same thing while on a trip with some friends, sat down on a wasp who proceeded to sting me right in the ass. They thought it was hilarious, I did not

I did the same thing. My girlfriends doctor had me actually pull it out of her.

Unless your erect dick is visible in the picture, or you’re doing a reach around to grab some side boob, you have little to worry about. People pose like this with friends and strangers all the time

Bad timing after all these shootings at LGBTQ clubs

Bees, mud dobbers, etc: hey man if you don’t mess with me then we cool

Us: sure, fam

Wasps: SEE YOU IN HELL

Us: YOU TELL THEM WHO SENT YOU

> was waiting for her mom to pick them up. She asked me if I wanted to go home with her

You turned down a threesome with a girl and her mom?

Yeah, I deleted the last 2 sentences, i noticed it too. But I'm still fully behind the rest of what I said. The least you can do is to at least read about this stuff. Women suffer a lot from most of the methods and men tend to just sit there and not bother at all. Or do stupid stuff like you did, causing even more pain.

> Eithe she got fired, or insufficient creeped her out enough to quit

You’re jumping to conclusions. You didn’t say out loud that you and she smoked while she was on shift before. (And if the owners yelled at her for smoking on her free time, then fuck them) And based on your story, it doesn’t seem like she was creeped out and not enough to throw her job away to get away from you. More likely you misinterpreted cues and she’s not really into you and wasn’t flirting seriously and just left for a new job and didn’t care to let you know. Or maybe she got COVID.

Also, it’s Thanksgiving, maybe she went on vacation or to visit her family or friends or boyfriend. You should ask the new cashier if he or she is the new regular, and where the person before them went

You are fine

Oh I know, but my brain likes jumping through all the hoops. It went through all the stages like:

• dizzy and short of breath, definitely dying
• its probably just the panic tbh
• ok but how do I know if I've never experienced this before?
• bitch, you'd definitely be dead right now if it was an allergic reaction
• OK but what if the adrenaline from the panic is acting in the same way epinephrine does?
• I don't think you can panic yourself out of death
• yea, you probably can't
• ok so I'm not dying
• tries sitting up and gets extremely lightheaded
• fuck, I really am dying
• Is this an ativan-level event? Probably not
• hmm, pretty sure I would be dead
• so why am lightheaded? Oh ya, my breathing
• oh, I can breathe fine
• k, definitely not dying

Wow, that’s a whole lot of assumptions and judgement right there.

Well. There are many reasons. 1. It's included in basic sex education. Now i don't know from what country OP comes from, so ill give him the benefit of doubt. 2. You enjoy going without a condom, the least you can do is find out about the way your girlfriend prevents pregnacy and read about it, especially the side effects. 3. He himself should also have interest in it, knowing how high the chances are to get pregnant with the chosen method of his girlfriend. 4. It's just basic knowledge, people talk about it. Like here. I'm sure he knew "kinda" what it meant when his girlfriend told him, so why not take 2 minutes to Google and find out the information?

Is this some sort of american moment or are you just metal af?

Tbh I dated a lot of women that had an IUD and I never noticed it before and those wires just don’t come up even in conversation about contraceptions I had prior. I would even say that I know more about contraception and the female reproductive system than your average Joe but just not that one detail which lead to disaster.

Yeah apparently she was quite lucky as it in itself didn’t hurt but afterwards she could definitely feel that something happened. Very lucky she was not in a lot of pain.

Hahahahahaha great story. I pulled mine out as well but I did it on purpose because I didnt want to go to a doctor.

If your friend is feeling bad then perhaps that means he may need to reevaluate his behaviour? What about this made him feel bad? Did he feel called out? Did it make him take a look at his past actions?