Recent comments in /f/tifu
1600hazenstreet t1_irpfbrs wrote
Reply to TIFU by PersimmonWestern151
Post a pic of the unmentionable.
PersimmonWestern151 OP t1_irpf6cy wrote
Reply to comment by RebarBaby in TIFU by PersimmonWestern151
Lol so what should I have said? “I’m trying to you know, have some fun. Hey let’s go! No way! No way this is real, LOL. Man. Hahaha crazy story”???
RebarBaby t1_irpeyt5 wrote
Reply to comment by PersimmonWestern151 in TIFU by PersimmonWestern151
I think it's just teen memes, like lolcats and leetspeak before, except less amusing...
Don't worry about the downvotes, this sub is probably 75% people under 20.
Edit: I forgot to reread OP's original grammar, so now I'm just sitting here looking dumb. Drunk me should probably stop posting so much.
At least it's amusing that I've been combatting the very thing that makes their post make my comment that much more irrelevant.
luvearf t1_irpex2u wrote
Reply to TIFU by PersimmonWestern151
Your bf probably has a dick, try that next time. Or a strap on.
frlejo t1_irpes7s wrote
Reply to comment by RespectableLurker555 in TIFU by PersimmonWestern151
With a deep water reel
Arashi5 t1_irpenz6 wrote
Reply to comment by ImpriestroV in TIFU by PersimmonWestern151
ok nazi
RespectableLurker555 t1_irpe8h3 wrote
Reply to comment by DisappointingHero in TIFU by PersimmonWestern151
The old ass lassoo
RespectableLurker555 t1_irpe6wo wrote
Reply to comment by frlejo in TIFU by PersimmonWestern151
50# at least
tosernameschescksout t1_irpe39z wrote
Reply to TIFU by PersimmonWestern151
Rectum? Wrecked'em?...
Damn near KILLED'em!
jwilcoxwilcox t1_irpe368 wrote
Reply to TIFU by PersimmonWestern151
Without a base without a trace!
AcrobaticSource3 t1_irpe0z1 wrote
Reply to comment by thebadyearblimp in TIFU by PersimmonWestern151
That’s Mr. Ass to you
getyourcheftogether t1_irpe0mq wrote
Reply to TIFU by PersimmonWestern151
Hope you're not in the us
bigdar10 t1_irpdxbx wrote
Reply to comment by Lukester__ in TIFU by PersimmonWestern151
the BEADS
PersimmonWestern151 OP t1_irpdtno wrote
Reply to comment by pogiguy2020 in TIFU by PersimmonWestern151
Yep lol
billhaigh t1_irpdoro wrote
Reply to comment by mirin_rosewood in TIFU by PersimmonWestern151
Wasn't that a King Missle song?
HomelessCatRealty t1_irpdnkt wrote
Reply to TIFU by PersimmonWestern151
Do taxpayers pay for these fuck ups?
pogiguy2020 t1_irpdggg wrote
Reply to comment by PersimmonWestern151 in TIFU by PersimmonWestern151
Did they return the LOST item? LOL
PersimmonWestern151 OP t1_irpcsqf wrote
Reply to comment by _Driftwood_ in TIFU by PersimmonWestern151
Rectum. Forceps and lots of lube.
Labz18 t1_irpcpbc wrote
Reply to comment by _Driftwood_ in TIFU by PersimmonWestern151
How did they get it out????
[deleted] t1_irpcj1y wrote
Reply to TIFU by PersimmonWestern151
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Zupheal t1_irpc2x4 wrote
Reply to comment by PersimmonWestern151 in TIFU by PersimmonWestern151
which is the problem.
Evening-Difficulty17 t1_irpc2lg wrote
Reply to comment by PersimmonWestern151 in TIFU by PersimmonWestern151
Yea, those pretty plugs with the gem at the end are not wide enough to not get stuck. I only know this because I read a really funny story about a girl with a gem plug who got hers stuck like yours. Thankfully it didn't require surgery though. I'm sorry you had a really bad outcome.
mirin_rosewood t1_irpbzvx wrote
Reply to comment by billhaigh in TIFU by PersimmonWestern151
as long as it's not detachable!
frlejo t1_irpbyxz wrote
Reply to comment by PersimmonWestern151 in TIFU by PersimmonWestern151
String might break. Use 30# fishing line
Lady_Litreeo t1_irpfens wrote
Reply to comment by DisappointingHero in TIFU by PersimmonWestern151
Like a mini version of the dog catcher thing.