haha I've come to a few times in a drunken stupor to find myself pissing on the floor but you really swung for the fences on this one. Bravo.

Aren’t those glasses really expensive? Why would you not tell them?

If anybody stops being your friend for that they weren’t any friends that you’d wanna keep, sure you lied but about something that barely affected them just tell them the truth they might fry on you for a while but you should still be friends

Say you've saved up enough to buy red-blue colourblind lenses. Hope they don't bother checking it up.

Wasp was like “you ass!” and died

Then they will understand and forgive... Jeez guy... What's the alternative? Stay quiet forever and have to pretend "oh wow colours!??!"

Please tell them before they buy the glasses, they are well expensive

End the lie! Blow their minds! Longest running practical joke ever! You've spent half your life preparing for this reveal!

I Agree but they've been friends for so long ive grown attached which is bad

Buddy, if this ends your friendship, it wasn't a friendship worth having.

The point of friends is that they forgive and support.

You might be right ill try to say the truth but yet again im scared

Omg if ANYBODY doesn't laugh their ass off about this, they are not worth being friends with! Own it! You were a kid being weird for no reason, it's funny!

When I get stung by wasps(or any other stinging insect) I make a paste of baking soda and water, apply to the sting, cover with a bandage and the swelling goes down much faster.

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It's not the worse lie.... and honestly if you were young when you made it up people won't be hurt or anything like that it's the literal definition of a white lie...... I dated a guy in high school and over a year in he randomly one day told me that when he was 6 he lied and convinced the doctors he couldn't see right and they gave him glasses (which made him strain at first then he could see) and the dummy permanently needs glasses now all because he thought they were cool as a kid !! Our entire friend group thought it was hilarious! So I would be to worried about it! If they are real friends they will 100% just laugh at how silly it is and move on

Not sure how to turn that situation.. but I do know what you shouldn't do...

DO NOT, under any circumstance, apologize to her for what happened that night!

Why would you? You did nothing wrong to her!

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When hitting your head that hard you should probably go to the hospital. Just to be safe. Sucks you lost the turkey but your brains more important

"Might be black." 😂 That my dude is a beautiful black eye.

i wanna tell the truth in fact ive been wanting to for a long time but im afraid of what might happen and your suggestion might work but im afraid it might continue and become bigger than it already is

Ok if giving up the lie and telling the truth isn't an option for some reason then make sure you tell your friends that it's only a percentage of people that the glasses work for so make sure to get ones that are returnable "in case" they dont work! Then they get to be amazing friends who did something great for you, and it's no ones fault it didn't work... and you can keep on lying.....lol Truth seems the easiest here but your call

Edit forgot word!

that might work, im afraid of some friends leaving me or worst that can happen i get cut off different friendships and not just one

More ice and keep your head above your heart when sleeping

This. ass. is on. firrreeeeee.

You say "guys, look, I appreciate you wanting to do this amazing thing for me... But I gotta level with you... I'm not colourblind... Never have been. What started out as an innocent white lie has just never been repealed... It's never mattered, but now I cannot in good conscience let you spend money to directly ameliorate a condition which I don't have."

That oughta cover it