Recent comments in /f/tifu
RudeSprinkles1240 t1_ixrtozs wrote
You'll probably be okay. You can get sick up to 7 days after eating the food, though.
Beautiful-Guard6539 t1_ixrsx06 wrote
Reply to comment by Arkoden_Xae in TIFU by sitting down without looking first by TheEmptiestVoid
Hi I'm Perry Christmas and I don't fuck wasps.
[deleted] t1_ixrsqmn wrote
Reply to comment by HelpMeTHrowaway12243 in TIFU by lying about me being colorblind 9 years ago. by HelpMeTHrowaway12243
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thatdlguy t1_ixrspp3 wrote
Reply to comment by T4kh in TIFU by sitting down without looking first by TheEmptiestVoid
Today is a terrible day to have eyes
Lazy_bonzi420 t1_ixrshwt wrote
Gotta disappear for three weeks, show back up with swollen eyes and claim you had surgery to “correct your color blindness” and wear shades everywhere for another two weeks for your eyes to “heal”. If you’ve managed to fool them about being color blind, they’ll believe you had reversal color blind surgery.
Edit: Spelling
kerbain101 t1_ixrsctr wrote
Drugs, oh wait sorry. Alcohol, wait damn. Sex... Nope.sprry I give up. You've ruled out all the good ones.
mostlygray t1_ixrs1v7 wrote
I would doubt that anyone cares if you're colorblind or not. I'm red-green colorblind and no-one cares. I am irritating sometimes in that I have to ask people "What color is this?" but it's not a big deal.
If I never brought it up again, no-one would notice.
Psych0matt t1_ixrs0t0 wrote
Reply to comment by HelpMeTHrowaway12243 in TIFU by lying about me being colorblind 9 years ago. by HelpMeTHrowaway12243
Just get a second pair and double them up, they’ll cancel each other out. Or make it way worse. I don’t know, I didn’t tell people I was colorblind.
Dosagu t1_ixrrrix wrote
Reply to comment by Revocation_Of_Doubt in TIFU by lying about me being colorblind 9 years ago. by HelpMeTHrowaway12243
You have to know than they'll probably joke about it for the rest of your life, at least i would.
Dosagu t1_ixrrh1x wrote
I think they'll finf out since there's no glasses for red and blue.
If they find glasses for red and blue, then they would be the old 3d glasses lol
horrifyingthought t1_ixrpuna wrote
That sucks, but it sounds like drinking to excess is not the norm for you, and you took full responsibility and cleaned it up yourself once you were cognizant.
I agree this is a fuckup, and you might have to buy some apology flowers and new bench (I doubt your wife will ever sit on it again lol), but overall this seems like a relatively minor blip. No big yellow or red relationship flags on either side, congrats on such a healthy relationship!
Now drink some water, buy some bleach, and then go back to sleep lol
knife_in_yer_guts OP t1_ixrpowp wrote
Reply to comment by AcrobaticSource3 in TIFU by getting a woman fired from her job by knife_in_yer_guts
Thanks for the perspective and advice!
Outrageous-Ear-8855 t1_ixrph1j wrote
Just tell them "it's just a prank bro" they'll understand
doyoubelieveincrack t1_ixrp7zu wrote
Reply to comment by MajestaHazel in TIFU by taking out my girlfriends IUD by [deleted]
We were abroad and it was an insurance thing. Jeez you’re all so quick to judge today.
MajestaHazel t1_ixrp44i wrote
Reply to comment by Ocean_Spice in TIFU by taking out my girlfriends IUD by [deleted]
Mine came out with a tampon and I didn’t even feel it.
MajestaHazel t1_ixrp1c0 wrote
Reply to TIFU by taking out my girlfriends IUD by [deleted]
Umm…you can get a new one placed right away, so she is also either uneducated or lied to you.
Stinkytheferret t1_ixroo5g wrote
So fucking nasty. Yep. You F’d up!
throwaway_nowgoaway t1_ixron6t wrote
Reply to TIFU by writing a racist text by Karpfen10
You are entitled to your opinion, and as a gay man I wish our society was more open to hearing the opinions of others without judgement (on any topic, including this one). I believe it’s better for people to have uncomfortable conversations with mutual respect rather than adopting an “us vs. them” mentality.
That being said, I encourage you to ask yourself why seeing people wearing pride flags makes you so angry. Generally, I find that when someone else’s behavior angers me, it’s usually because they are reminding me of something I don’t like within myself. It’s a projection. We are all mirrors for each other. I am not one of those people who think all people with homophobic thoughts are gay, that’s not what I’m saying. I’m just encouraging you to ask yourself what specifically is bothering you about them. Perhaps there’s a part of you that is jealous of the confidence. Or perhaps what you seem to be perceiving as an annoying need for validation from these people is triggering memories of your own needs not being met as a kid. And so on. IDK. These are just the types of questions I ask myself when someone else’s behavior bothers me.
And I’m not saying your viewpoint has no validity at all. Sometimes I feel like the LGBT movement has turned into a parody of what it once was, and there’s a lot of judgement within the community as well. But I understand the history of oppression of LGBT people which led to the movement, and how our deteriorating ability as a society to try to find common ground has led to both LGBT supporters and opponents to dig in their heels.
The fact that you posted this shows that you’re trying to understand yourself and your actions in the context of the situation, and whether there is room to improve. Honestly I don’t think the teacher is being helpful by threatening to essentially punish or shame whoever wrote the thing. You should feel safe to speak your mind, and you should also be open to new perspectives.
Remarkable_Camera832 OP t1_ixroayj wrote
Reply to comment by duckduckbananas in TIFU by getting so drunk I shit in my bedroom by Remarkable_Camera832
Trained my whole life for this one
[deleted] t1_ixro7go wrote
Reply to comment by flaskextinguisher in TIFU by grabbing the turkey to break my fall by flaskextinguisher
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Thialase t1_ixro2fw wrote
Reply to comment by HelpMeTHrowaway12243 in TIFU by lying about me being colorblind 9 years ago. by HelpMeTHrowaway12243
though luck fucker.
You had to yap your mouth off because you wanted to be special. Now suck it up or go tell your friends you lied and face the consequences.
4Pawbs t1_ixrniwt wrote
Reply to comment by doyoubelieveincrack in TIFU by taking out my girlfriends IUD by [deleted]
The wire usually soften overtime and get wrapped up around the cervix (the gaps around it) so they usually stay out of the way. Hubby could feel mine poking at him for the first few months until they settled.
Honestly I am female and knew nothing about these until I got one. They tell you basic stuff in sex ed but most info was around the pill and condoms.
InductiveArguments t1_ixrnir7 wrote
Reply to comment by TheEmptiestVoid in TIFU by sitting down without looking first by TheEmptiestVoid
We’re diving deep here..
stealth57 t1_ixrnf49 wrote
Reply to comment by HelpMeTHrowaway12243 in TIFU by lying about me being colorblind 9 years ago. by HelpMeTHrowaway12243
You were young and dumb. They’ll forgive you. And y’all can laugh about it later for many years to come.
justamust t1_ixrtuux wrote
Reply to TIFU by lying about me being colorblind 9 years ago. by HelpMeTHrowaway12243
Get a hit on your head and say everyone that you now can see colors! A miracle! You have to learn to cry on command tho...