I feel immensely sorry for anyone who gets an IUD implanted without even an offer of pain medication.

Personally, when I got mine I was told the choice was there to get a local anesthetic. Tried a couple seconds without it, then decided it was a good idea and after the injection felt almost no pain. Maybe how much of an ordeal it is depends on where and by whom it's done?

Can confirm the side effects can be a nightmare, regardless.

Based on your update, I would say it's possible you have resentment that you're not able to be proud of your heritage, gender, or sexuality in a way that minorities are able to. Perhaps finding something you can be publicly proud of will relieve your irritation of others pride.

You might have trouble finding an appropriate greeting card to express your regrets. This is kind of a niche situation.

Today there was a post in r/Sweden asking what you are not allowed to do after getting married. Top comment say except for the obvious things like cheating and shit in the bed, blablabla.

And now, some hours later I actually read about you, shitting in the bed (close to the bed at least).

it's becoming a trend.. at home removal.. because they charge you a stupid amount to do it (my first one when it was partially coming out.. i got slapped with an $800 bill, refusal for insurance to pay because they thought it was elective AND refusal to pay for a new one until the first one "expired" - it took some arguing with insurance for them to understand this was an emergency removal since my uterus shoved it out and it was hangin halfway out of my cervix)

Omg. What was the table made of diamonds? That's a huge lump. I'd put ice on it and see an eye Dr Incase the eye got damaged too

Ugh, fuck that. My friend has super long, thick curls and she was just telling me that one got stuck in her hair at a water park and stung her multiple times while she was trying to get it out. Absolutely vile creatures.

From what I've been told the colorblind glasses oversaturate the colors for those with normal color vision. I'm color blind so they work pretty well for me.

She intruded, and experienced the consequences. If she asks, just own it. I guarantee she will be more embarrassed than you.

This reminds me of them time my FIL went into my and my husband's bedroom with no reason and no permission. He comes out and says, "Hey, you guys have straps on your bed. Why do you have straps on your bed?" I look him straight in the eyes, and completely calmly say, "Well, when two people love each other very much..." He put his hands over his ears and shouted, "LA LA LA LA I DON'T NEED TO HEAR THIS."

Just keep lying for 2-3 more years, then you'll never have to see any of them again.

Problem solved.

The colorblind glasses are not really suited for daily wear and it does not prevent person who sees color from seeing them.

That being said they will learn of your lie once they actually look into buying you glasses as there are no glasses for Red/Blue colorblindness (as thats not a thing)

You can fess up, or you can double down and harshly scold your friends for wanting to alter your vision. Its incredibly inconsiderable to buy those glasses for somebody without previous consent. As others pointed out, its expensive and it practically forces you to at least try them on. However once you try them, your whole world might get turned upside down.

I have red/green colorblindness and I dont want to even try those glasses. You can be happy when you dont know what you are missing. What if the colors are actually beautiful with the glasses? I will forever have to buy and wear them. Besides they dont even show true color.

Alternate timeline, she recently had surgery and you found a stitch/ staple/ fastener. You shredded and ripped out her uterus or something because for some reason you thought yanking things out of people without saying a single word was a reasonable thing to do.

Who the fuck yanks on things with no understanding or warning

Just tell them it was a long-running practical joke... Before they buy expensive glasses

Just make a video with emotional music and you putting it on for the first time and crying about how amazing the world is, then never wear it again

it very much did and thank you for your comment

I think they only work for some types. Just tell them your not interested. It’s very mild

At a Walmart parking lot, a box of dildos falling on the ground is the most tame thing to happen that day

Maybe you are 🤷‍♀️ a lot of people don’t know it

Keep the frame, swap the lenses. U made your bed with a lie to seem cool, lesson learned is its always better to be yourself.

You said it was a hormone thing. Maybe get your story straight?

While thinking all the people who made medical examinations on her were too stupid to see that 💀

This man has some audacity

Ignorant men are so dangerous.

I guess you could “fall and hit you head”. OMG I can see blue and red!!

Are you sure you didn’t fracture your orbital bone?

Soo funny. And sorry