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aghufflepuff t1_ixsosen wrote
Reply to TIFU by making a comment about a star. by noahboi1917
NTA I probably would have laughed or at the very least smiled because that's a sarcastic thing I'd say. Plus I'm Catholic.
Edit: realized I'm not in that subreddit. But regardless no f up here imo.
dogchowtoastedcheese t1_ixsogdq wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by making a comment about a star. by noahboi1917
Amen. Fuck them.
Murmurmun t1_ixsoazw wrote
Colorblindness is that one strange dysfunction that it seems young children are quite proud to hold. I am colorblind, and as a kid I really, really enjoyed that fact. I even went so far as to exaggerate my colorblindness to make myself feel as exceptional and unique as possible. Now, in my adult years, I'm over feeling special about it and it's nothing but a hinderance in my life. I just wanna see purple, man.
[deleted] OP t1_ixso1or wrote
Reply to comment by AislinnScr in TIFU by taking out my girlfriends IUD by [deleted]
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Laroo2020 t1_ixsnz89 wrote
This is a re post folks.
censorized t1_ixsni4h wrote
Reply to comment by flaskextinguisher in TIFU by grabbing the turkey to break my fall by flaskextinguisher
Eh, you can work it for better tips!
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bs-scientist t1_ixsmo5z wrote
Reply to comment by AislinnScr in TIFU by taking out my girlfriends IUD by [deleted]
It totally depends on who is doing it and who the woman getting it inserted is.
I’m one of the lucky ones. It was relatively easy for me, just mild discomfort.
But holy shit have I read some horror stories. Some sort of sedation/pain relief should be mandatory. You should have to opt out if you don’t want/need it.
samvet21 t1_ixsmkmm wrote
Reply to comment by kawnlichking in TIFU by confessing to my mom that I don’t want to live anymore by ViewOk4348
And let your mom know that you did.
No-Town-4678 t1_ixsmhn7 wrote
“Luckily no one was seriously hurt”
More like, luckily no one died
Edit: op you have some beautiful eyes. Or eye? What color, I can’t tell from the picture?
eileen404 t1_ixsmcuv wrote
Reply to comment by noahboi1917 in TIFU by making a comment about a star. by noahboi1917
You sound pretty normal to me. All my friends are a bit nerdy.
psibomber t1_ixsmani wrote
Reply to comment by Unkn0wnMachine in TIFU by taking out my girlfriends IUD by [deleted]
Maybe you're not psychotic, just uninformed. If there is something scary that you don't understand, investigate it and find knowledge on it. Maybe you will fear it less.
owinates_42 t1_ixslxzi wrote
Reply to comment by Rich-Juice2517 in TIFU by lying about me being colorblind 9 years ago. by HelpMeTHrowaway12243
¯\(ツ)/¯
Valriss t1_ixslx1b wrote
Reply to TIFU by making a comment about a star. by noahboi1917
I know I wasn't there, but just from quote...it sounds more like they were offended because they they were saying not to step on it out of respect and in their eyes you just pretty much went "Nah, it's fine to step on."
I mean I fully could be wrong, I don't know the entire conversation just your response, but that's just sorta how it reads.
SeaLeggs t1_ixsl2x9 wrote
>might be black in the morning
Lol
Terrivel119 t1_ixskqf3 wrote
If I were them I’d be impressed you managed to maintain the con for so long.
Speadraser t1_ixskp4j wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in TIFU by making a comment about a star. by noahboi1917
You are not the asshole here. Instead of being defensive they could have engages in a discussion instead they did not and possibly assumed the worse about you. You are putting yourself out there and they did not reciprocate. You’re doing fine, just maybe stay away from snowflakes. Its not your fault they don’t know their Judeo-Christian religion as well as they carry themselves. You are practicing tolerance. They are not. Keep calm and carry on.
cosimonh t1_ixskk83 wrote
Reply to comment by Gavin_the_Gullible in TIFU by taking out my girlfriends IUD by [deleted]
OPs just uneducated lol. If he doesn't know what it is he should ask or Google. He should understand his GF's body
thatguyfrom1975 t1_ixskh11 wrote
I live in SOCAL, unincorporated area, lots of houses but still not city, yet not quite country. I sat down in my chair one night on the back patio and after a minute or so realized that there was a snake underneath it. Since that night, I don’t cross the threshold of any exterior door without examining the area. I did not get bit. My animals alerted me to its presence and kept me safe.
Shewantstheglock22 t1_ixskg8h wrote
Reply to comment by tcarp458 in TIFU by taking out my girlfriends IUD by [deleted]
My ex screwed his baby momma the day after she gave birth, while she had stitches. She got an infection, and he got dumped for cheating on me.
People do dumb shit.
TuliBean t1_ixskb11 wrote
Reply to TIFU by not unpacking sooner by Country_Fried_Mess
No big deal
Gavin_the_Gullible t1_ixsk3ge wrote
Reply to comment by cosimonh in TIFU by taking out my girlfriends IUD by [deleted]
That doesn't mean he knows what an IUD is.
Positive_Resident_86 t1_ixsk0uu wrote
Reply to TIFU by making a comment about a star. by noahboi1917
Who cares about what they think. If they're offended that easily they're just too sensitive, and you prolly don't need them as your friends
Cichlidsaremyjam t1_ixsjxlf wrote
This reminds me of college. One of my roommates was diabetic but still drank like a fish. Well one night he gets out of bed. I fel it as I'm on the top bunk. I then hear what I thought was running water. No he just pissed in the corner of our room and went back to bed. Then about 45 minutes later I feel the bed move again bit this time I jump down. He's going for the corner again but I turn him toward the bathroom. But our rooms door to the hallway was between the corner and the bathroom. He grabs the handle and I had a split second decision to risk him not making it but going to the bathroom or letting him be someone else's problem in the hallway. I opted for the bathroom. He peed somewhere in there but defiatelty not in the toilet.
ShtArsCrzy t1_ixsp1my wrote
Reply to comment by unknowngodess in TIFU by confessing to my mom that I don’t want to live anymore by ViewOk4348
As a parent this. Love yourself and your mom. A big hug will do wonders for both you and her.