I'm suddenly reminded of an event from college.

I had a friend who was dating this doofus of a guy. Seemed harmless enough. Just a doofus. Anyway, one day they go out and party and he has a bit too many. They go back to her place and have sex.

Here's where it gets weird.

After they're done, he looks her straight in the eyes and says "I love you just like I love my sister." Then he gets up, opens the closet door, squats down, and takes a huge shit. Then passes out face first on the floor.

And that's how their short relationship ended.

I blacked out briefly from the pain of getting mine inserted then had two or so days of severe cramps and I was actually one of the luckier women!

Oh you can rip one out....

I mean you might need pliars and would tear her all to hell and back... But you could.

(Also after implantation it sucks for a bit and before it sort of settles you can "dislodge" it by accident.

Dude why would you do something like that without asking. To answer your username, yes, and I think you're on it.

Just wondering if they knew it was a Star of David already and were saying not to step on it as just a sign of respect for another religion? I dunno I wasn't there, but just trying to find maybe another reason why they got upset?

I am not socially inept. In person, I'm actually pretty good with people without much effort. And this could've totally happened to me, because I'm a huge history nerd and a very well informed atheist. I even read the bible. All of it.

This is no FU. This is people being pissy about their fairy tales. You have no duty to protect them from simple truths. You weren't craping on their beliefs. Just sharing knowledge and being you. Maybe a little nerdy, but that's no crime.

Don't feel bad about this. You sound like a person I'd love to hike with. Especially where there's something interesting to see and talk about.

FYI don't pull on random shit in peoples bodies you weirdo.

*swung for the feces

People who believe this clearly don’t quite understand how cervices work and where an IUD goes. Don’t think you can “rip” one out without causing some damage.

Number one: you have some great friends. True Bros. They want to help you out in such a special way. Number Two: I’m an eye doctor and I can confirm that while they often end up as a novelty because they don’t actually work. They have an initial wow factor because they see a separation that they might not have been aware of, but it doesn’t actually enable you to see color if you are indeed color deficient. They would at best be used to spot check to confirm a color difference, it wouldn’t be able to perform that task as a daily use glasses. You can always tell them that an eye doctor told you they don’t work. That all said, these guys are the legit bros. They’ll get it if you come clean. You’ll all have a laugh and it’ll be a story for the next 20 years

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You don't control how other people feel 🤷🏻‍♂️ How they feel is their problem.

I (as a christian) would be happy to know that you could tell me anything about the Bible. I've never heard that about David but the biblical texts goes further back in history than we have corroborating documents so David or someone else it's going to be true about someone

There was no fuck up here. You played the long game on a prank, if you will. Be sure to remind your friends of that, you’ve got the determination to play the long game. Haha.

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Damn kids need a whoopin for that

Yeah I thought about that too. He said he felt bad bc we’ve already talked about this multiple times & he’s apologized so he feels like he can’t do anything more, it’s not like he can undo anything. So he thought it was unfair of me to keep bringing this up in a sort of ”mocking” way (at least I think that’s the way he saw it) when he’s already done everything he can to make the situation better. I don’t know if that makes any sense. But as I said in my post, I think his feelings were valid, although I do kinda agree with you. I think he has reevaluated his behaviour and I’m hoping it will be different from now on :)

Now she has to clean them all. Why have one when 10 is beter!

Oh different regions create different people. The same religion in one place may not even follow another's conduct. I'm an atheist and most of the people I hang with are either catholic or Christians. And as a socially inept person I've said a lot of things in contempt relating to these two factions. Nothing has ever gone wrong and we are still great friends to this day. You aren't in the wrong - it's just with the wrong people. Of course I don't mean to surround yourself in an echo chamber or be more antagonistic. Just let things flow naturally and not fret over what's spilled.

Just sent a pic of this to my boyfriend as an extra fyi

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That was a wild ride...

Seems like maggot girl would love that sub.

That's what I came here to say and you already said it so thank you. I find it absolutely creepy that someone's first instinct would be to yank on something internal.

I don’t believe this for a second.