I dunno, I think they're kinda cool looking from the safety of glass.

Great story to tell at an AA meeting

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Did you unlike it? It will say you liked a photo but i believe she wouldnt even know which photo it was if it was unliked

Hello! Practicing Christian here! Those people were idiots and you shouldn’t feel bad at all. A lot of the early stuff in the bible is more of a lesson than historical fact (especially genesis) and you didn’t even go there, just pointed out an interesting fact about historical records. And to mistake the star of david for a pentagram is beyond brain dead. I get the feeling these are the type of people you definitely did not want to impress.

You dropped a box and have to check the contents for damage. Not exactly a big fuck up. Not much at all really.

Think you can safely drop the "t" off of TIFU

"If I die, I die."

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Yeah, she definitely thinks you did it intentionally as some kind of kink.

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I get this. As kids we do some really stupid stuff to be different or get noticed. I guess about all you could do is say to your friends. I made this up and have been too embarrassed to come clean because it was such a ridiculous thing in the first place.

Let me get this straight.... you went out with a bunch of judgemental Christians to help your social anxiety? Shoulda talked to me first. I left Christianity because of the anxiety.

I mean, she didn't need to touch the pants and if she's that disgusted by it, probably better she is out of your life.

To shreds you say?

I can get another cleaning lady, but I think I lost a pretty good friend

Metal af haha. But also, I read about how to do it and what could happen and I have a high tolerance to pain, wich was not an issue as it did not hurt at all, just sliight discomfort. And hospital is less than 10 mins drive worst case scenario.

Time to find a new cleaning lady. Maybe a sexy maid service?

Classic Jesus or Republican Jesus? Big difference. Sounds like they were the latter.

> then my dog licked my poop

Soon your dog will essentially shit our your poop, which you then will have to lick to complete the circle

as a jew, you really dont wanna befriend xtians like that anyway — if they think other religions are ~of the devil~ they'll absolutely try to convert you. less of a fuckup, more of a dodged bullet imo. (though still don't step on a star of david lol)

This is TIFU...

Thanks for the cool shades, but I got better a while ago.

Just need to read the room and maybe play neutral sometimes. Getting a weird/bad look after saying what you did the first time isn't bad but read the room and don't double down if you know they're Christian.

It's not even about their religion tbh they could've spoke up but telling you not to step on the star of david definitely makes your phrasing sound like you have a problem with them rather than an interest in the subject.

I wouldn't worry, the fact you brought up faith sounds like the scope of conversation was already poor enough to lead with much else lol