Recent comments in /f/tifu
themainaccountofyeet t1_ixu73sg wrote
This is exactly what CPS is for
Worshipper-N_73 t1_ixu72av wrote
Reply to comment by noahboi1917 in TIFU by making a comment about a star. by noahboi1917
It's most likely a thing of respect, Judaism and catholicism are heavily Christian centered they just probably felt like you were being disrespectful, to think a star of David is on par with a pentagram or pentacle is a little out of touch. I feel you because I had once lost my own faith and studied other religions but trying to be a know it all around generally close minded individuals will never go over well, understandably so.
CountingMagpies t1_ixu70iv wrote
Reply to comment by danteheehaw in TIFU by making a comment about a star. by noahboi1917
Summon a jew - lol. Why not? I could always make a new friend. :-)
Ok-disaster2022 t1_ixu6w0j wrote
My BiL was red - green colorblind when I first met him he received a hard hit to the head while LARPing and got a massive headache for a few days. He realized afterward he was seeing full color after the hit.
Leandrys t1_ixu6tsg wrote
Easy fix, do not masturbate when you know some will be at your home in a few minutes.
That's some 15yo stuff, be serious.
TheDeadKeepIt t1_ixu6h31 wrote
Reply to TIFU by making a comment about a star. by noahboi1917
screw ideologues. i hate religious people and they are fun to mess with
Letmepickausername t1_ixu5v1d wrote
> "now I have to clean them all"
Weren't they being cleaned before?
ihaveadarkedge t1_ixu5152 wrote
I'm late to this party and I'm glad it's worked out for you....
but boy, imagining someone pretending to see colours for the first time in front of people who bought those special glasses seems like such a hilarious situation.
OkVolume1 t1_ixu4iw1 wrote
Reply to comment by JayElbey in TIFU by getting so drunk I shit in my bedroom by Remarkable_Camera832
Turned his dresser into a messer.
homipsych t1_ixu403c wrote
Buds Live sucked anyway. Save some money and get the Pros...loving em for a year
poopie88 t1_ixu3x9q wrote
Reply to comment by FG88_NR in TIFU by accidentally making my cleaning lady touch my cum pants by [deleted]
When I was housekeeping I was told if they leave stuff on the bed you don't make the bed.
avalansh777 t1_ixu3dn7 wrote
Reply to comment by palegate in TIFU by accidentally making my cleaning lady touch my cum pants by [deleted]
That thought process/nonchalance may be the reason why they have a cleaning lady in the first place.
zyradyl t1_ixu2img wrote
Your parents had CPS called on them because they needed to have CPS called on them. You didn't "do" anything besides telling the truth, and the therapist then responded. Your parents behavior is not normal. CPS may have resources that can help you AND them. One of the first things they do is try to see if there is a way to give the parents additional support to relieve stress/etc.
I was a mandated reporter and had to call on someone once. They actually helped the mom to find childcare so she could work, thus lowering the financial stress. Family breakup is usually a last resort.
tompba t1_ixu2fns wrote
Reply to comment by Throwaway2756655101 in TIFU BY ACCIDENTALLY GETTING CPS CALLED ON MY PARENTS by Throwaway2756655101
If they are going to become a depressive and suicide person like you they are better in any place for sure. Hard truth to swallow, but your parents aren't good people for what they did to you.
Throwaway2756655101 OP t1_ixu2902 wrote
Reply to comment by L31FY in TIFU BY ACCIDENTALLY GETTING CPS CALLED ON MY PARENTS by Throwaway2756655101
They don’t treat my sibling like they treat me though, they’re practically the golden child and my mom chose to raise them right and unlike she raised me. My sibling wasn’t old enough to remember the terrible things their dad/my old step-dad did to me and my older sibling (who’s been living with my bio dad for 6 years now) so they’ve been left with no mental scars or depression, and my mom and her boyfriend baby them. At this point they’re like my moms boyfriends real child
L31FY t1_ixu1x0k wrote
Reply to comment by Throwaway2756655101 in TIFU BY ACCIDENTALLY GETTING CPS CALLED ON MY PARENTS by Throwaway2756655101
Is is better that they end up with emotional issues and abused? They don't just take you away. A lot happens first. Think about any of the things that you went through and if you'd want more of that for them. Probably not. Your parental figures are going to have to clean up their behavior and that's not any of your fault if they make bad choices. Those choices affected both of you and will continue to if they don't get it together.
SeedhilllSid t1_ixu1eek wrote
Reply to TIFU by letting my boss use my phone and accidentally like a girl’s young photo on Instagram by skuzzlebutt36
“I was telling my boss about you and he wanted to see your picture. It was him that liked your picture from 4 years ago! “ Sounds plausible 😂
Throwaway2756655101 OP t1_ixu1aen wrote
Reply to comment by L31FY in TIFU BY ACCIDENTALLY GETTING CPS CALLED ON MY PARENTS by Throwaway2756655101
The thing is i also have a 10 year old sibling that lives with us, and I don’t want anything to happen to them
gitarzan t1_ixu19ee wrote
Tell your friends that you don’t want glasses. You’re used to seeing the world the way you see it now. You’re happy the way it is.
Then never bring it up again.
~Or~
Just tell them you’re not colorblind, but thought you were as a child, and never fessed because it made you feel unique.
L31FY t1_ixu146l wrote
You aren't the wrong one here. They mistreated you and should have done better as parents. Telling someone wasn't wrong. If something happens to them it's on them, not you. That is consequence of their actions. Nothing about the words emotional abuse or neglect is untrue if what you said is accurate. Don't try to clean up and hide stuff. Don't lie about things because you think it'll help you. If they're hurting you and doing this, that needs to stop and maybe just stop trusting them so much since they clearly don't understand what family is supposed to mean and they don't actually seem to care as long as you pay up.
fannydandy t1_ixu120e wrote
Reply to TIFU by letting my boss use my phone and accidentally like a girl’s young photo on Instagram by skuzzlebutt36
Always feeling old when I read this kind of "F.Ups"..
psyk2u t1_ixu0sra wrote
Don't feel bad. Your parental figures should have been better people.
justamust t1_ixtzw60 wrote
Reply to comment by mjkjg2 in TIFU by letting my boss use my phone and accidentally like a girl’s young photo on Instagram by skuzzlebutt36
It does make it better for you that he showed her around? Like why? What was the story around it?
solstice_gilder t1_ixtzrly wrote
Oh lord a small fear of mine lol. Sucks dude!
Jane_Doughnut_ t1_ixu7itu wrote
Reply to comment by OriginalName483 in TIFU by taking out my girlfriends IUD by [deleted]
Unrelated, but it's case in point, not and!