This... I wish this was what happened, but the urn had no plastic. Not sure if my grandfather's has one though.

Cremains are typically in a tied up plastic bag inside the urn to avoid this sort of thing happening.

Haha I did something similar once. I saw what I thought was a ton of smoke coming from the neighbor’s garage. My ex said “I’m pretty sure that’s the dryer vent” (it was cold out that night). I still went running over, frantically knocked on their door, and pointed out the huge plume of “smoke”. They verified that it was in fact the dryer. I went slinking back home where my ex was cracking up at me

Won’t you be my neighbor?

Thanks, will edit. English is not my first language, forgive me.

Hey, well at least you didn't smoke it.

You didn't screw up. You aren't there to protect your parents. They need to get it together

Several times they said map instead of mop. I'm convinced they were looking for treasure when this happened.

Based on what you said it sounds like it still is not a good environment for your sibling to grow up in.

Doesn’t sound like she’s cumming back I’m afraid

Still gave me a good chuckle though!

Hey cartographer, you want to go through and proofread the story one more time. You had “mapping” down instead of “mopping.” Good luck to you though. Hopefully she’ll never know.

It's OK to summon them, just don't let them lay any eggs/s

"Are your chickens on fire?!?!" 🤣🤣🤣

I just went through your comment history and in not a single one did you even slightly mention making any sort of attempt to figure out what what kind of birth control she was on ahead of time or using a condom yourself.

That my friend, makes you a fool.

Hopefully you gain some insight before you have a couple of unwanted pregnancies or STDs

Eewww sad

People who remain devoutly religious in this day and age have a responsibility to develop and maintain a healthy sense of humour - seems they have not

Don’t have anxiety. It’s ok to let others have fantasies about magical beings but it doesn’t mean you have to play along. Just respect their right to have ridiculous fantasies. You didn’t fuck up by not bending over backwards to not offend their ridiculous notions. It’s not your fault they want to believe those things.

Easy, just tell them you are purple/green colour-blind and that the glasses that are out there don't support your specific condition.

They seem like a barrel of laughs! Keep offending them so you don’t have to hang out with them anymore.

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Ramses isn't mentioned in the Bible, that's from a movie. David is only mentioned in biblical literature.

The earliest historically verifiable person in the bible is Ben-Hadad II, with a single stone inscription about defeating another king.

Your therapist is a mandated reporter. They are legally required to report any sign of abuse/neglect done towards children, dependent adults, and seniors to the proper authorities or face legal consequences.

The buzzing was a toothbrush

Wasps and bees are the devil. I swear, I have been chased by wasps for no fucking reason too many times and had stepped on bees twice, I hate them with a passion