Recent comments in /f/tifu
zachsnacks t1_ixumvdn wrote
As someone who has been around urns before, I would say they are not periodically checked to ensure old blackie didn't sneak out. I think you're good.
Shenanigamii t1_ixumei0 wrote
Reply to comment by Lunatic976 in TIFU, I accidentally spilled my aunt's dead pet's urn by Lunatic976
No worries on the spelling and some use of words. You did great. To aid in your english language skills, when you use a broom, we use the term "sweep" or while you are actively using the broom in the present tense, its "sweeping". When used in past tense, its "swept".
If Blackie is the dogs actual name, i would change it...that girl you mentioned might be a redditor and the amount of time spent on the phone could oust you if and when she finds this post. Change the name of the dog to "her most beloved dog" as most of us would understand that thats what the ashes are from...the dog.
Good luck OP. Enjoy your holidays and that birthday party. Dont say anything and dont act strange....act like you belong. If you act strange, people will figure something is going on.
keishajay t1_ixum8eq wrote
You didn't fuck up. You're supposed to be open with a therapist ESPECIALLY enderby your mental health is a life it death issue OP. I wish you all the best. Plan your exit, get therapy or find a support group. This trauma has lasting effects on your health. Look up ACES. Adverse childhood experiences. Childhood abuse and adversity literally shortens lives and negatively affects health and disease. You deserve love and good care and I'm sorry that your caregivers did the opposite. X
That_Which_Lurks t1_ixulqqb wrote
Reply to comment by Diglis in TIFU by drinking by Diglis
Whatever works for you. Best of luck!
ilovechairs t1_ixulqd4 wrote
Your mother and her boyfriend should have had CPS called. They weren’t doing the bare minimum, and when your older you’ll understand that it’s not a mistake.
YourLocalWhiteKid t1_ixulmg6 wrote
Reply to comment by Throwaway2756655101 in TIFU BY ACCIDENTALLY GETTING CPS CALLED ON MY PARENTS by Throwaway2756655101
I promise you it won't last for them and the niceness will fade overtime. This is your chance to do something about it before it gets worse for you or others
Diglis OP t1_ixulic9 wrote
Reply to comment by That_Which_Lurks in TIFU by drinking by Diglis
oh yeah I'm not gonna touch alcohol in a long while, if ever again at all. waking up handcuffed in a jail cell, covered in vomit and severely dehydrated is not something I wanna do again haha. I'll probably just stick to weed. alcohol is a pain in the ass
Inuyasha-rules t1_ixulcty wrote
Reply to comment by CountingMagpies in TIFU by making a comment about a star. by noahboi1917
I'm trying this during tax season
That_Which_Lurks t1_ixul9kk wrote
Reply to comment by Diglis in TIFU by drinking by Diglis
Lol, I felt absolutely awful...
You've had a nasty wake up call as well, but it sounds like it could have a been a lot worse. Take your licks and take it to heart. If you dont want to be back in this situation again, you'll likely need to be a little more self aware when you're drinking.
Diglis OP t1_ixukmyr wrote
Reply to comment by That_Which_Lurks in TIFU by drinking by Diglis
Holy shit that sounds like hell. luckily I wasnt necessarily violent, just really loud.
and yeah I hope I don't get too big of a fine for that. the cops were saying since it was my first offense and I wasn't driving or in public then I should be fine.
Diglis OP t1_ixukawi wrote
Reply to comment by Splyce123 in TIFU by drinking by Diglis
yeah definitely not my smartest move. I knew it wouldn't kill me of course, but I didn't realize it would make me freak the hell out. had a rough day and decided to hit the bottle. not something I'll ever do again lol
cptkunuckles t1_ixuk8bq wrote
Red/green color deficient is a thing and blue/purple is also a thing. I am both and it is awkward. My wife's favorite color is purple and she makes fun of me because she gets a lot of blue gifts.
Splyce123 t1_ixuk3dj wrote
Reply to comment by Diglis in TIFU by drinking by Diglis
You're what we call a "2 pint screamer" here in the UK.
That_Which_Lurks t1_ixuk2hj wrote
Reply to TIFU by drinking by Diglis
You're far from the first college student to drink too much. I had to have my stomach pumped back in the day. The cops thought I was on PCP because I was so violent while blackout drunk. Broke 2 teeth face planting on ice. Woke up handcuffed to a hospital bed...
Take it seriously when you go to court, and it shouldn't be too bad.
I've learned to change the way I drink as I've gotten older and this is no longer a problem for me.
Splyce123 t1_ixujwyb wrote
Reply to comment by Diglis in TIFU by drinking by Diglis
So you're on a medication that you shouldn't mix with alcohol but decided to try it anyway? That's your first fuck up.
Diglis OP t1_ixujwk1 wrote
Reply to comment by Splyce123 in TIFU by drinking by Diglis
I may have drank more than I thought, but I only remember having like 3 beers and 4-5 shots of Evan Williams.
danteheehaw t1_ixujv6m wrote
Reply to comment by 0deboy in TIFU by making a comment about a star. by noahboi1917
To he clear, this church had more than a few Aryan bibles floating around between members.
0deboy t1_ixujpaq wrote
Reply to comment by danteheehaw in TIFU by making a comment about a star. by noahboi1917
That's grim. In one of the churches in my area there's even a chandelier that's shaped like a star of David.
Diglis OP t1_ixujkh9 wrote
Reply to comment by Splyce123 in TIFU by drinking by Diglis
not much tbh. ambulance showed up and told me it might be because of my zoloft.
fire_thorn t1_ixuj8ns wrote
Reply to comment by azewonder in TIFU by believing my neighbor's chickens were in mortal peril. by MisanthropicCeliac
It could just as easily have been a fire, though. My mom went outside to look for her cat one night at 3am and saw that her neighbor's garage was on fire. She woke them up, they all got out and called the fire department. There was only minor damage to the garage. They treat my mom like she's their favorite person in the whole world now
Splyce123 t1_ixuj6zi wrote
Reply to TIFU by drinking by Diglis
How much did you drink?!?!?
palegate t1_ixuj4pk wrote
As long as the sand you brought in from the beach doesn't start smelling in that there pot, you'll be fine probably.
SkyScamall t1_ixuizl6 wrote
Reply to comment by Throwaway2756655101 in TIFU BY ACCIDENTALLY GETTING CPS CALLED ON MY PARENTS by Throwaway2756655101
No running water in a house with a ten year old is also grounds for reporting them. Your sibling doesn't deserve that. Even if they're treated like royalty. A kid deserves to be able to take a shower and have their clothes washed.
Lunatic976 OP t1_ixui30y wrote
Reply to comment by Kangar in TIFU, I accidentally spilled my aunt's dead pet's urn by Lunatic976
LOL
deep_violet t1_ixun2e1 wrote
Reply to TIFU by drinking by Diglis
Pro-tip: get that shit under control now. The longer bad dining happens the harder bad drinking is to stop. I'm not kidding.
The worst part is the side effects that don't even start till later. Anxiety in particular is the effing worst. One day I went from drinking to help anxiety to drinking causing anxiety and I had no coping skills developed. It's... Not great.